i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? dave was the new johnny, for me. i m not exactly a computer, slow down. it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. you betetter be as s good as letterman! i ll give it a shot. my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. this isis madness.. absolute madness. it makes every hair on my bodydy stand up.p. we rere on! but n nobody s a a late-nigh host u until they y are one. fires, looting, and violence, tomorrow we ll drown out the negative voices that have health us back too long. fires leading to violence, five people are dead the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. the buildup to the last tonight s show was l like a t that was going to be derailed, and all you can do is stand by and watch. here s bette midler.
The israelhamas war triggering a spike in attacks on our troops in the region. A u. S. Centcom spokesperson telling, fox news, that two dozen u. S. Service members were actually injured last week from drone and Rocket Attacks on american bases in iraq and syria. All of the injured personnel have since returned to duty. The pentagon is now bolstering u. S. Resources in the region, both for protection as well as as a deterrent. And we are posturing Additional Forces in the region for two reasons. One, again, to bolster our broader regional deterrence efforts. Two, to send a clear message that we will protect our forces. We will always maintain the inherent right of selfdefense. And if there is a response, should we choose to have one, we would do that at a time and place of our choosing. The white house, meantime is also developing Contingency Plans to evacuate americans from The Middle East in case the israelhamas war spreads. However, National Security spokesperson john kirby is right
love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
Stallone s love songs for mouth breathers. and jean claude van damme s coerced prostitutes. we did not have a point of view. what we had was the sort of adolescent, awkward bones of the daily show. the show did pretty well. one day we were shocked to learn, you know, he was going to be leaving. eventually, tom snyder retired. and worldwide pants, david letterman s production company, hired craig kilborn to be the host of the late late show on cbs. and now we had to start all so far. and one day i got a call from a comedy manager and he says, hey, man, you think about jon stewart for this thing? jon stewart had an edgy late-night talk show that started on mtv. that jon stewart, man, he s
the daily show. the show did pretty well. and one day, we were shocked to learn, you know, that he was going to be leaving. eventually, tom snyder retired. and worldwide pants, david letterman s production company, hired craig kilborne. and one day, i got a call from the comedy manager. and he says hey, man, you think about john stuart for this thing? jon stewart had an edgy late-night talk show that started at mtv. that jon stewart, man, he s rad. i think i am falling for you. he had that really important thing, which is why he broke early. he had charisma. this is the daily show with jon stewart. the most important television program, ever. jon had vision. jon had a point of view.