The Police Station so, jeff parks his car at the gas station at the end the alley so that i can run out, go pick up krasney and take her back to the car. Im freaking thrilled. I hadnt seen her in years so, we were all going to go have dinner and catch up. Now, i get out of the car and go down the alley and because jeff is watching me, i skip down the alley to her house to make him laugh, you know but little did i know, skipping down a Police Station alley is a big nono. Because i end up skipping towards a cop car thats driving at me down the alley the sirens go off. A cop gets out and his gun is drawn. And he goes, put your hands on the hood of the car put your hands on the hood this man is furious. I comply and his partner pats me down now this man is livid. It makes no sense. His anger level towards me is insane i am a young, adorable, delight literally skipping down the street and ive infuriated him so, this man asked me, where are you coming from . And i go, amsterdam. Now this ans
Not the weight of the world, more like the weight of my uncut hair piling up on top my head. And, again, im on the fence cut it or grow it out to the length of James Spaders character steff mckee in the film, pretty in pink. Oh, man. I mean, to have that confidence, hand in pocket, leaning up against a red sports car one day. Who knows, one day lets get to the news. President trumps birthday was yesterday. So let me be the first to say happy 104th . After he was recorded uneasily walking down a ramp at the u. S academy over the weekend, President Trump defended himself on twitter and said he ran down the final stretch incline. But ill let you guys be the judge. Whoa is that President Trump or the flash . Slow down usain bolt thats not running, bud. Thats what you do when you realize someones holding the door for you and youre still a few steps away the Supreme Court ruled today that federal law forbids job discrimination on the basis of Sexual Orientation or transgender status now the
Morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab . President trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i dont have your number. President trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on one. Thats right, President Trump visited a ford factory that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic then hell most likely visit fox news where theyre building hyperventilators hyperventilators according to reports, republican political operatives are looking for extremely protrump doctors to make Television Appearances recommending that the u. S. Open as quickly as possible though its maybe hard to find someone with eight years of college whos also protrump it might just be faster to send gary busey to medical School Former Vic
To figure it out remotely this is an emotional milest oksg so it might be weird, and it might be rocky up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my you s but maybe a little less weird, and a little less rocky than the attic. But thats why im starting with this today, to thank you sincerely for sticking with us the world has changed since we started in 2014. Its changing right now. And if you watch this, it will continue to change, and we will be here to continue to talk about it i have so much more to say, but i need to stop now so i can turn the fan back on, because shoemaker was so right announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers regina king. Comedian and writer, amber ruffin all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers isode, which is strange because im pretty sure its our 10,000th episode from the attic lets get to the news. President trump traveled to dallas today for a fundraising dinner at a private home that is expected to r
Display over mt. Rushmore. New drizzle sauces from best foods so i guess my only question is, july 3rd were on the side of food. I know hes dumb, but does he really think the fourth of july is on the third of july. I can just see him hanging if yoyoull get 2 noyears or 20,000 miles from best foods around punxsutawney the day before groundhog day of scheduled carefree maintenance. Well, this rat is not coming 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. Out at all so i guess winters canceled . President trump claimed yesterday he had brought back 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. The lobster and fishing industry in maine after former president obama destroyed it and added, 5 years of connected services. Quote, enjoy your lobstering and fishing. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Make lots of money. Okay, whats with the quotes around lobstering . Down the road, youll be grateful you sound like a fox news you bought a volkswagen today. Anchor t