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Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160531

Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. Its been crazy. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could use all the water we want. Were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with donuts. That means my initiative, if its brown, flush it down, that means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flus ....

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Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160520

Thank you everybody. Well, thats very kind. I appreciate it. Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could use all the water we want. Were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with donuts. That means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flush these no ....

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Transcripts For WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160520

Thank you everybody. Well, thats very kind. I appreciate it. Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with donuts. That means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flush these now. And now if theres a guy ....

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Transcripts For WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160531

Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. Its been crazy. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could use all the water we want. Were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with that means my initiative, if its brown, flush it down, that means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flush these ....

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Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160520

Well, thats very kind. I appreciate it. Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could use all the water we want. Were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with donuts. That means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flush these now. And now if theres ....

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