Voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. You want to see me, maam . We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my world over and over again. Okay, this is insane. Listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. Election interference. A completely moronic press secretary. Completely moronic member of the press. How about antidaylight savings time laws. Daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. You are killing my world ugh oh, i know you. You are the guy with that show. The cocoa report. No, i dont do that anymore. That was a selfinvolved character i played, l
Ealthcare for all. Makes more sense. We need to capture the voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im going to make an unpopular minority they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth happened in my world over and over again. This is insane. Foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. A completely moronic press secretary. Completely moronic member of the press. Antidaylight saving time laws. Daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. You are killing me world uh. You are the guy with the cocoa report. No, that was a selfinvolved character. I now host the late show on the cbs in my earth. No, im not kidding, i do. Yo
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