tips. you know, when you are at the barbershop it s always important to get your head close to the mirror. just when you get that poofy hair you want to press it this is what jesse does before the show all the time. just pounds his head. judge jeanine: is that a cat? looks like a goat. greg: the greatest of all time animal. judge jeanine: what is wrong with that? jesse: narcissist. greg: narcissist. [laughter] judge jeanine: okay. i m next. a massachusetts couple is excited for the destination wedding in italy the only problem is the dog ate the passport. the guy didn t want to take advantage and call the wedding off, so they called their local congressman and they told him that their golden retriever chickee short for chicken cutlet ate the passport so they got a new passport. dana: i bet that makes people mad getting passports.
tips. you know, when you are at the barbershop it s always important to get your head close to the mirror. just when you get that poofy hair you want to press it this is what jesse does before the show all the time. just pounds his head. judge jeanine: is that a cat? looks like a goat. greg: the greatest of all time animal. judge jeanine: what is wrong with that? jesse: narcissist. greg: narcissist. [laughter] judge jeanine: okay. i m next. a massachusetts couple is excited for the destination wedding in italy the only problem is the dog ate the passport. the guy didn t want to take advantage and call the wedding off, so they called their local congressman and they told him that their golden retriever chickee short for chicken cutlet ate the passport so they got a new passport. dana: i bet that makes people
our own little chick in studio. look at that. it s a little live chickee that he s holding. jon: pete is not crushing the bird. pete: abby. abby: look at this thing. i grew up with pet bun nice. pete: do bun nice like chicks? abby: if this were my bunny i would call it marshmallow. [laughter] abby: big thank you, though to urban stems for the beautiful flowers. we are all about easter this morning. we keep saying send us your pictures of easter getting up this morning with your kids if you ve got bun nice, easter eggs. pete: pictures with the what is it called the rabbit? easter rabbit. [laughter] abby: sixth week old son tucker
passengers of a speed trap. looks we re trying to keep people safe, troopers are trying to keep people safe. if you flash headlights and slow people down, what s the problem? the problem is the tax revenue that comes from getting those tickets. that s what they eliminate. it s like you re blowing up their spot. back in the 50s when i was a kid and you were drinking beer and the cops were on the corny, it was chickee, chickee, that was the code word. shouldn t they come up with a more inventive way to nab you if they have known for decades people are flashing lights. this is a ridiculous issue. the fact they arrested the guy is ridiculous and he had to go through all this. now they say flash away. all right, guys. have a good day. thank you. time to check in with shepard smith, live from the news desk. the affluent defense is back. the teen back in court to find