The editorial staff is pleased to present a topic nobody saw coming a topic we have been debating and brainstorming for well over a week. Dear readers, we are so incredibly ecstatic to present to you the sex lives of Pitt buildings!
Wednesday, January 31 Pitt police assisted City police with a report of a stolen wallet at the Panera Bread on Boulevard of the Allies. Thursday, February 1 Pitt police took a report regarding a hit and run at the Residence Inn on Bigelow Boulevard. Friday, February 2 Pitt police arrested one individual for terroristic threats.
University of Pittsburgh trustees on Friday elected a new chairman, received their first full report from Chancellor Joan Gabel on university progress, and approved $100 million in campus building renovation projects. Board members meeting in the William Pitt Union in Oakland also encountered protests. They ranged from a boisterous but