it s not richard s show. richard s just the guest host. hey, man, look, look, look. [ mumbles indistinctly ] [ chuckles ] richard and what army, fella? [ chuckles ] hey, man, look. [ mumbles indistinctly ] that army? uh-huh. it s all right. do the fall. i m gonna do the fall now. hey, hey, dig the fall, man. something like that, you know. live from new garrett! stand up a minute. stand up. the whole point of the fall is to look like you hurt yourself. so when you say, live from new york, it s saturday night, it looks like you just killed yourself, and they say, geez, what a great fall. the guy really hurt himself, and then he s all right. that s the point, okay? let me try it again. i ll do one for you, all right? all right, you do one. and i ll do the line. we don t have much time, man. hurry up. watch, all right? hurry up, man. i want you to understand how this is done. danny, you want to start it? waiter? uh, live from new york,
[ mumbles indistinctly ] [ chuckles ] richard and what army, fella? [ chuckles ] hey, man, look. [ mumbles indistinctly ] that army? uh-huh. it s all right. do the fall. i m gonna do the fall now. hey, hey, dig the fall, man. something like that, you know. live from new garrett! stand up a minute. stand up. so when you say, live from new york, it s saturday night, it looks like you just killed yourself, and they say, geez, what a great fall. the guy really hurt himself, and then he s all right. that s the point, okay? let me try it again. i ll do one for you, all right? all right, you do one. and i ll do the line. we don t have much time, man. hurry up. watch, all right? hurry up, man. i want you to understand how this is done. danny, you want to start it? and that is why i feel so strongly about you. uh, live from new york, it s saturday night ! [ cheers and applause ] [ band plays ] announcer: nbc s saturday night . starring. .w
you re not gonna tell me how old you are. i really don t know. the slightest idea. what s-what s the difference? it s like, you know, you have slightly graying hair, but-but no, but that doesn t mean anything. for a trumpet player? your lips turn gray, and [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, it was a strange color of raspberry, and they were lying on the floor beside the bed this morning. [ laughter ] i haven t the foggiest. i don t even want to talk to you. i m gonna talk to tommy over there. incidentally, this is the tonight show, coming to you from week it says hollywood, right? now people who are here know we don t come from hollywood. we come from burbank, where scientists where space scientists are busy looking for signs of life. [ laughter ] how are you, tom? [ laughter ] tommy is pretty choked up. he had a big day today. the man on the eskimo pie truck let tommy ring his bell. [ laughter ] well, let s see. i have a late report from the newsroom to pass on to y