Me. Minus the sweet. Its a bitter night for me, really. Earlier this evening, you may have seen though you probably didnt the Vice President ial debate between tim kaine and mike pence, two mildmannered and wellgroomed men selected by Hillary Clinton and donald trump to make you hate them less. [ laughter ] and what a matchup it was. Like watching a glass of whole milk do battle with a jar of lowcalorie mayonnaise. [ laughter ] mike pence, he looks like the kind of guy who gets his hair cut twice a week. Tim kaine, think about this, what if Hillary Clinton wins and something happens to her . We would be just a heartbeat away from having a president tim. Would that even be allowed . Anyway. It felt a little weird to have the Vice President ial debate after the president its like ending a meal with a garden salad. Its unsatisfying. And of course on top of that, the debate this debate was completely illegitimate because it didnt include all the Vice President ial candidates. Didnt include