6:00, but the winners are bernie and trump! unless i m wrong. (laughter) you wanted to clap but you weren t sure if it was bernie or trump. it s, i m going to wait! which one is my clap going to? (laughter) the big question is how did the candidates spend time in the state? by pandering to new hampshire s number one cultural institution. if you want to win new hampshire you have to make it rain in the dunkin . hillary clinton making a stop at manchester dunkin donuts. with rubio here in new hampshire, his wife and children looking for a snack. we re going to dunkin donuts. according to boston.com hillary clinton spent nearly $1,900 in dunk danger. jeb bush just over $400, bernie sanders in third at $230. donald trump only spent $10! (applause) trevor: hillary clinton bought $1,900 worth of donuts! wow, she hasn t seen that much dough since her last speech to goldman sacks. the only within trump spent $10 is he stole all the donuts from jeb. speaking of jeb
but the point is you should make the world your buffalo bills game, cause life is short and sex is fun, so get out there and take some chances. if you want to be weird, be weird. because you don t want your dying words to be, i should ve done butt stuff in that burger king bathroom. i say carpe do em. good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central trevor: welcome! welcome to the daily show ! i am trevor noah! thank you so much. tonight we have a performance from an amazing soul band. the suffers are here, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first, the results are now in from new hampshire s primary, and we don t know what they are because we record this show at 6:00, but the winners are bernie and trump! unless i m wrong. (laughter) you wanted to clap but you weren t sure if it was bernie or trump. it s, i
new hampshire, his wife and children looking for a snack. we re going to dunkin donuts. according to boston.com hillary clinton spent nearly $1,900 in dunk danger. jeb bush just over $400, bernie sanders in third at $230. donald trump only spent $10! (applause) trevor: hillary clinton bought $1,900 worth of donuts! wow, she hasn t seen that much dough since her last speech to goldman sacks. the only within trump spent $10 is he stole all the donuts from jeb. speaking of jeb, this is my favorite part of the whole thingers and this is real. a real instagram posted by the bush campaign of jeb working the dunkin donuts drive-through in new hampshire. that s him! which means he s reiter really determined to win the presidency or he s just getting ready for the job he s actually going to end up with after this. (laughter) but as we head further and further into the primaries, you realize two things are happening the party infighting increases and what each party s can