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But the schools right down the street. If we run out the door right now, we can catch it case open . Closed. Okay, well wow. Since were not doing any police work, i just wanted to mention its teds Retirement Party tonight, and somebody ate all the buffalo wings out of the fridge. Case closed. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston. Rupaul charles. And musical guest bonnie raitt. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello i love it. I love it. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat, up here, down there. Thank you, one and all. What a lovely, lovely greeting. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, folks, i love new york, because it is not washington, d. C. Its bad down there. Its bad, its like the battle of winterfell down there. This morning, donald trump asserted
Youre launching your Reelection Campaign [ laughter ] youve been running for reelection since your second day in office. [ laughter ] you talk about 2020 more than a guy who just got lasik [ laughter ] president ial hopeful, senator Bernie Sanders today praised video Game Industry workers for taking steps to unionize but criticizing them for continuing to underpay immigrant labor to do their plumbing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause after President Trump announced on twitter last night that immigration officials would begin mass arrests and deportations of people in the United States illegally, Administration Officials said they were not aware trump would discuss the plan publicly. Oh, you werent aware . Have you not met him [ laughter ] thats like going to see billy joel and getting upset that he played piano man. [ laughter ] what i had nobody told me. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, more than 60 of americans believe that facebook has too much power. Said people who
Isnt yet known, but in a recording released by the broadcaster rtl locally, an Emergency Responder can be heard saying it started in the battery of an electric car on board the vessel, which was travelling from germany to egypt , is now from germany to egypt, is now just drifting. Here labour has just drifting. Here labour has accused the government of an unforgivable lack of urgency over the needs of rape victims. Over the needs of rape victims. It says the tory party has failed to implement key recommendations made in two reports from 2021. The criminal justice joint inspectorate has urged the government to launch specialist rape courts and give victims the opportunity to make personal statements. Personal statements. Environmental groups are warning the Prime Minister they wont stand by if ministers attempt to water down environmental and climate commitments. A joint climate commitments. A joint letter has been sent to rishi sunak from organisations which include the National Trust
then, after c-span after dark, join us tomorrow morning for c-span walk of shame. ( laughter ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight: sham i am. plus, stephen welcomes patrick stewart and dick cavett featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: welcome, one and all. stephen: beautiful! beautiful! welcome, welcome one and all, to the late show. i am your host, stephen colbert. today is just day one of the impeachment trial of donald john trump. it s historic. it s a pivotal day in the history of the republic: soon, we will find out if breaking the law is illegal. ( laughter ). jon: we will find out. stephen: gotta say, gotta say, so far, i don t like the odds. ( laughter ) and i ll tell you all about it in tonight s don and the giant impeach. ( cheers and applause ) whoa! whoa! no! no! no! no! i m soaking wet. ( laughter )