hey, here, music here. let s oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega s show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn t get that tip. and that great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers and if g they hurt me, that s leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it s my week. fit time reading them, so they . we ll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman p
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Him, when he plays the victim it rallies the base despite the a fact that he s a billionaire he s seen as the underdog taking on the establishment. bob: can i get my vomit towel now? this guy is a whiner he s been a whiner all of his life he s beew handed everything he s ever got he s about to fall below 30%. jesse: was a handed a billion dollars? jesse: if you are headed what he was handed you would ve lost it all. bob: done in atlantic city, you can t do that. it takes an idiot to lose a casino. kimberly: you whined about talking about obama. dana: media bias is all relative, with president bush, the media said he traded blood for oil and it was repeated then by other people i won t have to go into right now.