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greg: oh, yeah! happy monday, everybody! [laughs] all right. yeah. ooh, the power! america s least popular reality show is still going strong. yes, i m talking about the bachelor, southern border. [laughter] millions of illegals, most of whom seem to be healthy young men are walking away from all the other gals in the world to cozy up to the world s most eligible bachelorette that sexy lady in the long flowing gown. yeah, the statue of liberty. or, as i like to call it, six. [laughter] i mean, come on. we could have done better. so many hotter immigrants. still, a migrant traveling from venezuela will literally walk through six other countries before hitting the texas border. how did they do that to? i go five blocks and i m exhausted. [laughter] so is my driver. [laughter] now, if you are so desperate that you have to flee on foot without a visa or even a passport, aren t you desperate enough not to be choosy? wouldn t you be satisfied with the first reasonable ....