testimongoy from three men we ti heard before congress yesterday, we are not alon we. there are flying saucers. and not just when my assistant screwsalon my coffee.e our planet is beingfl visited by beings from another world.bes and it s not just this freak f. we call them ufos, but the government. government now calls them unidentified anomalous phenomena. or uap. no thet to be confused with w.a.s.p. or al f the star was david grusch, a former intel officer for the national geospatial intelligence agency, or. yeah, he made headlines last month when he theen h u.s. government has been hiding ufo crash debris and even dead non-human pilots. they re likely in joe s garage next to the corvette. but this time he said it underts oath and he s not a democrat. so it matter ts. i play the tape if you believe we have crashed crash statedu bi earlier, do we have the bodies of the pilots who piloteevd thir craft. biologics came with some of these recoveries. yeahaft, do we
let s welcome tonight s guests, readers get so lost in his books. his publisher includes a map novelist and literary critic walter kerr. she s so bright that daylight savings time sends her hate mail. former director of press communication for trump s reelection campaign, erin perini, he gets in bed while you re still at work and he s always gone. before you get home, go home to fox and friends first, pyro . and she keeps herself so thin so she can slip through the bars of her holding cell. fox news contributor tim so exhausted all. it s been another great week of shows, thanks mostly to some new creams and ointments i ve been using that allow me to sit comfortably. thanks, larry. but it s been seven days since my favorite segment. so let s do right now, shall we? greg s leftovers. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. it s time once again for leftovers. it s where i read the joked we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , it s not my f
those are earthlings. why? what should prevent us from if you just pulled up to a spot like, hey, this is a good place to check out, let s take us to the leader. they re eating everybody. yeah, i m small. i have no bone density.bone i can t breathe this oxygen. turn around. let s get out of here. they re eating people. so that reathes happened. there s plenty of history of them in all of mankind. getting to where we and how we were able to become the way we are. it s just that we ruined the teachers. teachers left, and then our technology is a dumber version of theirs becausr,e took all that with them like, nope, they cannot get up here. nirs.o, i would do the same thing, i think. i don t know. let s go to the ts. up next, if your skin s a little dark, are you avoiding a national park? what is the biden business you re dealing with? a web of deception. i saw on the orders of joe biden a kickback scheme giving to hunter biden, the foreign national who allegedly bribed hunter.
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They re going to hear about venn diagrams, yellow buses, incomplete sentences and talking in presidential sentences to dead guys who invented insulin. like you just got to hope that they get some smart cat. we can t even communicate with fellow earthlings like cats and cows and trees. you know, those are earthlings. how are we going to communicate with an alien if we can t talk to a tree? i don t know. but i really want to . i was thinking about this last night when i couldn t sleep the whole life is like, is life meaningless because it ends for all of us ? and what is their purpose for life? and i m like, what if we re just like ants? yeah. and like to the aliens. right. so, like, will they please come say hi? yeah. and let me know, like the answers to my questions would do anything to talk to it and then i m being too thirsty. sorry. but earth could be an ant farm. yeah. or it could be an ant farm where the aliens let us kind of hang around and they kind of take a look at us but