night, greg gutfeld will react. he ll be on the progra late mane straight ahead. and we ll bring you a developing story out of martha s vineyard tonight where the body of a chef employed by former president barack obama recovered in shallow after he went missing while paddleboarding near the obamasg million dollars seaside estate. it didn t have any room for r the immigrantsth that i kicked off the island in less than 24 hours. all thoste details coming up. but first, tonight s top story. its. to is a hard reality for democrats and the media mob. joe biden might well very be the very most corrupt president in the history of this country. but this isn ten just about joe and credible bribery allegations him. this scandal now extends to the highest levels the fbi and the doj, where unelected government bureaucrats took extreme measures to protect the wholte biden syndicate, the whole family, all while making and tak and taking equally extreme measures and simultaneously to des
that s the focus of tonight s angle. s happaiall right. say si it s happening again and it s even worse than let hss say, n w six months ago, because now president biden knows thats e. we know that. the he knows he s losing it. every time i hear hail to the chief returning, i say, where is this place? thank you. that bird right down that pigeon. i mean, of course, most voters would like to direct biden offe the stagpee permanently. and it s so bad that master m politician, nancy pelosi can t even keep a straight face on the subject. age is a relative age i thin. it is. and i think this president, h our country is very well-served by his leadershi leap. he s a kid that as a kid itki is it s relative. he s younger than i am. is it good to me? that was well, the presidento to is. oh, my gosh. so they go to the kamala harrihe of laughing. but don t you miss nancy as speaker? welln t be, doesn t, because hek thinks she still is. she s you know, whole she s g to be
a bunch of news that just makes you want try. is everything the most depressing? could the change season be the reason why some news helps you avoid this? but you know, that s right. noti it s the time of year whereng nothing is going. and by nothing i mean women s soccer. so as we h hear constantly toda, is a deeply polarized nation, black versus whitesize barbie versus oppenheimer, bud light versus drinking the toilet. the only thing we seem to agree upon is my smoldering magnet is i mean, that s okay. but traditionally,t one of the places the country s collectively left politics asid left e is in sports, especy international sports, because,as you know, it s us against them. anyone oany onf a age will never forget the miracle on ice. and no, i m not referring to that time i discovered vodka . it s when the olympic u.s. men s hockey team beat m soviet red army. bernie sanders is still demanding a do over, but it was 1980 and the team and the country celebrated. it was a v
she ll give itiv to fox news ban anchor julie bader. his writings than a macheteha made of cheese. novelist and literarn a chete mc walter kirn. and finally, she s like that pac pack of cigarettes forlt your health, but popular with bikers. fox news contributor, all right. before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s this. greg s leftover. mm. yeah, it s leftover is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always,d it s my first time reading these. so if they , i ll skin joe with a dull butter knife. yeah be hard to tell, though. here we go. barry s executive as jet ski allegedl y that hunter biden pu dumber than his dog since his dog knows when to stopmp his leg. that s not bad. oh here s another joe and hunter allegedly coerced the burisma ceo to pay them 5 million bucks each. in return, joe gave themcal fe political favors and hunter gave them scabieveter gaves. joe biden started using a shorter set of stairs board air force one after h
as old as previously believed. yep. just like those high school kids at the border. that was some red meat, right off the bat, but it s 26.7 billion years old instead of 13.8. it only looked 30.8 billion. thanks to balance of nature . delicious. thisdo you how they figured this out, they cut open one of nancy pelosi s kidneys countedno the rings, but astrophysicistsar were off by 12.9 billion years. they should do accounting foophn the pentagon. i bring this up because it seems that we re always toldeemw one thing and years later find out it was simply untrue while the universe is 13 billion years old, carbs are healthy.y,w wayne newton wasay my biologicae father. and now the covid story,l father it s unraveling faster. jesse s hair. we ve the white house is off u.s. funding to the wuhan institute of virology after it failede house to provide docums about safety and security. so that make s lot of sense, right? kill millions of people with a bioweapon. we keep funding