year s resolution is to bathe once. and sitting next to me, matt mccall, founder and president. he has two jobs while people are unemployed. if financial prowess was a parade i would do him in a tiny car. and he is old and gray and dying every day. it is our new york times cory spawn department. good to see you, pinch. my new year s resolution is as follows spend for time in east hampton with my liberal friends where we will enjoy many an amber tea without looking at you on top of our ivory tower. don t you know? you truly are a stereo type. i am. but how can you really stereo type a talking paper? i am one of a kind. you are coming down with something, aren t you? all right.