That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President
Laura good evening, everyone, i am Laura Ingraham and this is the Ingraham Angle back in washington tonight. Trump psalms, biden bumps. Ti went back to read the expers were saying in the weeks andli months after the 2020 election and political headline blared, the day that trump broke the g. O. P. It predicted a reckoning overim trumpis impurity he finished the New York Times triumphantly. But surely expienc all of those experienced Beltway Pendants got it right though. Speak with thee demise of trumt and there will be a demise. En the trial alone even without a conviction will be enough toth en pd Donald Trumps political career. He has very serious and with President Trump yo liku have Toe Statements like that because he will change his mind and he wile still be here in two years. Laura Last Night After trump won every Super Tuesday primary except for the state of vermont, they couldnt get their minds wrapped around at all. It doesnt matter. This is trumps party almost like a cold. It
Yeah, i know. I know. I know. You missed us. Do you . Happy ev sitting here . I get it. Happy wednesday, Everyonere Sobe joe biden had a big wing on super tuesday. He woke up. I mean, consider the alternative. But the president did lose American Samoa and he foundi out. He said its a shame. I really like their cookiereall meanwhile, donald trump when 14 and one losing only vermont. Permont has a population of over 645,000 people. Or, as trump calls them total losers. Ni nikki haley has suspended her president ial campaign after a series of supei r losses. Sses she got 46 delegates compared to trumps 731, and she still called it a success. Proving once again, woment do cant do math. Oh. Oh. Up. According to a report, the Biden Administration is secretly flown 320,000 illegal aliens to 43 airports. Joe claims to have a lot in common with these people since t dont speak english either. E Charles Barkley said he would punch black people in the faceny for wearing trump mugshot tshirts. Wock
Minister ariel henry announcing a short while ago that he will resign once a transitional president ial council has been created. It follows worldwide calls for his resignation. As violence plagues the caribbean nation. Us Secretary Of State Antony Blinken spent monday in jamaica, where he met with caribbean leaders for urgent talks about the nations violent gang violence. Henry has been unable to return to haiti because the violence closed its Main International airports. On monday, blinken announced an additional 100 million to finance the deployment of a Multinational Force to haiti, as well as 33 million in humanitarian aid. Its still not clear who will lead haiti out of the crisis, which has seen heavily armed gangs Burning Police stations attacking the main airport and rated two of the countrys biggest prisons. Scores of people have been killed. More than 15,000 others are homeless after fleeing neighborhoods overtaken by the gangs. Im jackie ibanez. Now back to regular programin
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