Yes. Yes, indeed. Happy, happy wednesday, everybody. So today is manatee appreciation day. So tonight, in honor of manatees, we wont be doing any jokes. The view. Its also national day or what First Lady Jill Biden calls the worst of the year. He the Fairfax County board of supervisors has named easter 2024 as transgender visibility. Events will be open to anyone who thinks eggs come outents of roosters. Whoopi goldberg interruptedrs the view. I lied. Wimpy interrupted the view to scold an Audience Member Forr Recording on his phone after. Each additional camera adds £10. An italian model is complaining that shes so perfect. People assume she was generated by a guy. She says the only way she can get men to believe shes a real womasn is by having her do math. Sexism. Would say yes. Finally, former President Donald Trump has endorsed a brand new bible that now sells for 60. Everything is the same except for a few change s. Theres now a casino in the garden of eden. Turns water into trum
All right. Here we go. Happy tuesday, everybody. Oh, you look scrumptious. I could ea t every one of you, and i just might. All right. The ladies es o, the view, have now expressed regret over their treatment of kate middleton, saying they, quote, fell down a rabbit hole. Which raises a key question i how the hell did they fit . D the la and miami homes of rapper sean combs have been raided by Homeland Security secr in connection with a sex trafficking investigitahe wn gation. In other news, combs is changing his name from diddy to didnt. Jill biden spent Sunday Morning at a Soulcycle Spincycl Class to make her feel at home. Some of the cyclists fell over. A new study claims that your facial may have been influencede by what your mother eight during pregnancynced by. C if thats true, the Nancy Pelosis mom ate a lot of tupperware. A new poll finds that 73 of voters are fine with. The term illegal immigrant. E finethe remaining 23 27 of vots were illegal immigrants. Al mcdonalds Just Ann
Welcome to hannity and tonight Jailbrea K At Amnesty and see where conservatives and trump supportersn se they clearly not welcome ever. Its official the inmates no are officially running the asylum. No asw nbc news just caved to theef breathless demands from their far left, frankly, emotionally unhinged host and they canned rnc chair Ronnao Mcdaniel just a few short days rmnaafter the former rnc comin chairwoman. And coming up was a veryg up lat hysteria from the Left Echo Chamber at joe bidens favorite fake news network, the conspiracy channel. Re o and also tonight, by the way, we have a lot more on deck, Includinon Deck g a insane new development out of michigan and new york citne youy, where the Illegal Immigrants are now being paid to break our laws. Y is youre actually paying for it. This as new york city is descendindesclawlessng into n more lawlessness and violence as yet another a was just pushek to their death on the Subway Tracks and another cop was shot and murdered and ki
Happy thursday, everybody. All right. Lets get to the news. Doctors in massachusettsand me have successfully transplanted a pig kidney inte o patient, a which is a medical milestone. The patient is recoveringg nicely and the donor is expected to work to return to wor ik day. Ha ha ha ha. You kind hoped, but. Yeah, i know. Researchers saf y that lonelines is worse on your health and alcoholism, obesity and smokin g. So you better see a doctor. Keith its very lonely. So lonely. They dont even laugh. Rumors are circulating online that french emmanuel macronsat wife, is actually a ma frencn and wed like to dispel these rumors by going to her for commenl tht. M no i can assure you, not a man cares for fans. Glad we settled that. A trio of child bank dubbed the little rascals were arrested in houston. Authoritie rrss them by followig a trail of snot in cheerios. Airline ceos planning to meet with disaster prone boeing to discuss productio n. Here they are arriving to comply with a new state
I keep waiting for trump to somehow or another calm down. And then just the other day, he mentions this thing about a bloodbath, which is no dbatt what he was talking about at all. Lies and prosecutions inside men the mentally ill strategtay to take trump out the network, take a guy out at the southern border, invade asian now violence they are stuck in the confines of a white supremacist trans folk policy. Happy dea thursday. Meus get it together and stop messing around. President nixon never gave the country a proper farewell,r but when asked what his finalwhn message to the nation would have been, he said this. I would warn against the media elitist complex. S you know, the media is alwaystah talking about the imperial presidencye im, the power of the imperial presidency. I think we ought to heare a little bit of discussion of the imperial media and its power. You say president ial power is limited, limited by the courts, limited to the congress. The medias power is unlimited. They