I’m a hopeless Luddite, that’s my plight;
The painful truth I can’t deny,
Technology has passed me by.
I’ve searched in vain to find the Cloud,
Lost passwords make me scream out loud;
I approach the computer cautiously,
Routers and modems blink at me.
The TV remote, a wondrous tool,
Designed by a genius to vex a fool;
I struggle to master its button domain,
My wife, bless her soul, thinks I’ve gone insane.
Technology challenges never let up,
You open the box and see “system set up.”
What shall I do with my analog phone? ....