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That is the current number, 36. Could be more. We found this out just a couple of minutes ago. Lets get to sports with deuce ij rodgers. Derek barnett and the birds are ready to put pen to paper. He has rave reviews from his work during voluntary camps. Eagles have all eight picks signed. The birds plan to go with Patrick Robertson and mills at quarterback. Mills second year but he has the confidence of his teammates. Biggest thing is mindset. Biggest thing you have to be confident. Thats one thing he has since he stepped into the building. I want to play it. They want the guys in the back end to play, especially me. Game one of the finals, lebron james and the cavs taking on the warriors, Kevin Durrant in the First Quarter scores 38 points. Setseth curry drops in 14. Golden state, 119. Sixer joel embiid appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to read mean tweets about himself. Embid has the i. Q. Of a squirrel. Word spread he was going to whales to participate in a soccer match. He was listed on the roster. Embid is going there but only as a spectator. The phillies have the night off. Maybe that will do the trick. They host the giants tomorrow night. Listen to the stats for may, herrera batting 183. Saunders hit 209. Franfranco hit 218. Mets brewer game, the milwaukee bat boy carrying a stool collides into him. They called the batter out. They reverse the call sending mets manager are Terry Collins over the edge. Its considered unintention interference if someone permitted to be on the field gets in the way of a fielder. The old stool play. Jimmy kimmel live next on channel6 followed by nightline. Sarah silverman, jimmy butler. Action news continues at 4 30. For action news, im jim gardner goodnight. My names dorothy. Im the owner of everett and jones barbecue in oakland, california. Our special tonight is our homemade meats. That comes with two sides of cornbread for the price of 18. Lets get this show started dicky from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, Sarah Silverman, from the chicago bulls, jimmy butler, judge james, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from post malone. And now, hang tight, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] thank for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. Thats too much already. Hello again to those of us who joined us earlier in primetime for nba game sheet special, shame on those who didnt. The Cleveland Cavaliers faced off against the Golden State Warriors in a matchup that some are describing as basketball. [ laughter ] not only was it the first game of the nba finals, it is also today the first day of june. June is something that happens almost every year. [ laughter ] for some reason this year it caught a lot of people by surprise. It is thursday, june 1st. Cannot believe it, can you . Do you believe it, its june 1st. Hard to believe its june. Hard town are june is already. Hard to believe today is june first. I cant believe its june. Its hard to believe its june 1st. Its upjune 1st. I cant believe its june. I know, june 1st. I cannot believe its already june 1st. Hard to believe its june already. Its june. It is june. Can you believe its june already . No, its unbelievable. Do you believe it . That were in june . May went by quickly. First day of june, flipping the calendar over, make sure you do go accordingly, nothing worse than starting to write on it may, and darn, its june already. Jimmy that is the worst, its worse than lyme disease. [ cheers and applause ] i get it. How can you really be surprised by june . May is the longest month. It goes on forever. Its like being surprised by the moon. Where the hell did you come from . President trump rang in the first of june with a major announcement. No one loves to announce an announcement more than donald trump. On twitter last night, he wrote, i will be announcing my decision on paris accord thursday at 3 00 p. M. , the white house rose garden, make America Great again. It made sense that he did it from the rose garden. While we still have roses and gard gardens. [ laughter ] the message he did deliver today was one of hope. As in, i hope this terrible prank america decided to play on itself is over soon. In order to fulfill my solemn duty to protect america and its citizens, the United States will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord [ laughter ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he does have some support. I really hope that when the ice caps melt, it ruins every rug at maralago. I know thats harsh but its just how i feel. By the way it isnt just environmentalists who want us to remain a part of the paris accord. Exxonmobil lobbied to stay in it. Shell wanted us in it. Walmart supported it. Apparently Big Companies ran the numbers, turns out if Climate Change destroys human life on earth, it could be bad for business. [ laughter ] this deal that trump backed out of, this is a deal that was signed by 194 other countries. The only two countries who are not part of the paris accord, besides us, are nick walkiaragu syria. And theyre doing great. I guess its not a surprise, the fact that he pulled out. The president has been very big on pulling out ever since he had donald jr. [ drumroll ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, everybody. Meanwhile, im sure you know about covfefe at this point, right . So just after midnight yesterday the president wrote, despite the constant negative press covfefe. And that was it. And with that puzzling halfsentence, for a brief shining moment, donald trump made twitter great again. [ laughter ] twitter went absolutely berserk. Not since phil collins gave us the word susudio has a nation been so utterly fascinated and perplexed. You know a typo is bad when even melania is like, im pretty sure thats not english, donald. Even after trump deleted the tweet, which he almost never does, sean spicer claimed it was intentional. He said it wasnt a typo or a stroke. He said the president [ laughter ] and a small group of people know what it means. Which is very mysterious and i wanted to get to the bottom of it. I sent our foreign correspondent, thats him. [ cheers and applause ] to a neighborhood here in l. A. That is predominantly russian. You know trumps tight with them. So i sent guillermo to pull this nesting doll apart to see if the code word trump used rang any bells there. Covfefe. Covfefe. No comprende, no kapiche, no understand. Covfefe. I dont understand. Covfefe. I dont understand. What are you speaking about . Covfefe. I have no idea. Covfefe. No, no no covfefe. No speak. Covfefe . No. No covfefe . No covfefe. Covfefe . Covfefe. What is it . Covfefe. Its not russian. Covfefe . No. . Covfefe. Candy. Close to candy . Covfefe . Candy. Covfefe . Yes. We learned that its close to candy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Well get to the bottom of it. Very well done, guillermo. As you may know, in addition to my work as talk show host, i also serve as a tv judge. I hear cases along with my trusty bailiff. These are real cases brought by real litigants in Small Claims Court who have agreed to put their legal faith in the always fair and sensible hands of judge james. This is the plaintiff. Amber harrison. She claims the defendant entered into an agreement to promote her line of wigs but did not fulfill his obligation. Shes suing for 3,400. This is the defendant, dante hall. He maintains the plaintiff was disorganized and fell behind schedule, which prohibited him from carrying out his agreedon duties. Its the case of weaving the scene of the crime. Guillermo raise your right hand. What you are about to witness is real. Participants are not actors, theyre actual litigants about it a case pending in civil court. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. Jimmy hi, guillermo. Hi, judge james. The litigants are seated, your honor. Jimmy thank you. All right, we got some goodlooking hair here in this room. Tell the gallery to be seated. Oh, you can sit down now. Judge james . Jimmy yes. I brought you some hair too. Jimmy oh, thank you, i need some hair. All right. There you go. Jimmy oh wow. I love it. Yeah, will you help judge james with his yeah, sure. Jimmy yes, thank you. This is how i put wigs on. Wow, judge james. Jimmy how do i look . Thats a wickiweave exclusive. Jimmy thank you very much. All right, i do feel very british right now. So amber harrison, youre suing dante hall, also known as tatiti, for a total of 3,400. You claim mr. Hall entered into an agreement to engage as Brand Ambassador on behalf of your company, wicked weaves, but did not fulfill his obligation. Yes. Jimmy mr. Hall, do you prefer tatiti . You can call me tatiti. Jimmy you claimed you tried to fulfill your obligation. Thats right. Jimmy but miss harrison was disorganized and behind schedule, so you quit. Is that correct . Yes, sir. Jimmy all right. And may i ask, what is your involvement in this . I am the Brand Ambassador for wicked wigs, im jacqueline, ms. Jacqueline. Jimmy ms. Jacqueline. How about ms. Jacqueline, huh, guillermo . Yeah, good looking, nice. Thank you. Jimmy all right. So tatiti, you are an instagram celebrity . Im a personality. Jimmy so you post individual yoles and then you enter into agreements to promote various products . Exactly. Jimmy so you asked tatiti to wear the wicked weave . Are you wearing a wicked weave right now . I am, i am. Thats crazy, that is so crazy. Ive been asking him for the longest, can you give me back my wig . Can you give me my money, or whatever. He made videos for other peoples products in the wig that he stole. Because if he say he quit because of hostile Work Environment he should have gave the wig back and the money back. Girl, oh my goodness, here you go. Wow. She wanted it back so bad. Wow. She wanted it back so bad. Sweat it out. I want the money now. I want the money now. Jimmy how much is the wig worth . Obviously 3,000. No. This wig is worth 700. Jimmy 700, okay. She got that back. She paid mr. Hall 500 . How did we get to 3,400 . Right. Because it also includes a travel so we had [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a wicked weave. Yeah. I feel like taylor t. Now. You see, baby, you see. Yes, work it, work, work. Jimmy all right. So the days that youre supposed to be working, what were you doing those days . Helping get her shop ready. Jimmy no he wasnt. Yes, i was. I was helping. No he wasnt. I was doing this thing on the end, duct tape things on the wall does that make sense . You think he came to help do anything besides eat and drink stuff . Jimmy i dont know, maybe. I had my own money to do so, keep it cute. You keep it cute. You keep it cute, jackie. Keep it cute over there. Thats all youre good for. Jimmy did you make up keep it cute or is that a thing i dont know about . No, its gay lingo. Jimmy oh, okay. Were learning gay lingo. Keep it cute, now. Jimmy what does that mean exactly . Keep it cute, shes a cute girl, keep it cute and not talk so much. Oh, no. You have instagram followers, what do you have besides instagram followers . My own place, i dont stay with my mom like you do. [ cross talk and shouting ] you have money but you cant pay me back sorry, sorry, sorry. Objection, objection jimmy what are you objecting to . Who are you . Are you here because of me . Im going to tell you again seth jarvis in the building, youre here because of me. I dont know who he is. What . Jimmy okay. Ive heard a lot here. Yeah. Jimmy and i still havent had a chance to see my wig in the mirror so id like to go do that. I and i will be back with my decision on this case. Keep it cute. Jimmy i will. [ cheers and applause ] will judge james leave it to amber . Or will he decide its tatiti time . What will become of the romance between miss jacqueline and this hairy horn dog . Well find out when judge james returns. Jimmy well be back with the thrilling conclusion to judge james, so stick around hey, bud. You need some help . No, im good. Come on, moe. I have to go. vo we always trusted our Subaru Impreza would be there for him someday. Ok. Thats it. vo we just didnt think someday would come so fast. See ya later, moe. vo introducing the Subaru Impreza. The longestlasting vehicle in its class. More than a car, its a subaru. Schick hydro ® technology that transforms. Schick hydro ® protecting mankind, one face at a time. Intrzero alcohol™. 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Last night after a tough loss to the brewers, some fans were heckling mr. Met who responded with a simple silent protest. Here it is. Lets look at that in slow motion. There go mr. Mets chances of hessing new years eve with Anderson Cooper on cnn. [ laughter ] the mets fired him today. Why, i dont know. That might be the most new york thing mr. Met has ever done. [ cheers and applause ] i support him. And if you think about it what did he do wrong . He only has four fingers on his hand. He doesnt even have a middle finger to give. [ cheers and applause ] he got fired for holding up a ring finger. Tough break for mr. Met. I dont know if your job is to run around for three hours in the sun with a giant baseball on your head, you should be allowed to flip somebody off once in a while. Its time for the legally binding conclusion to judge james. This wigmaker says she was well ofly ripped off. This instagram influence is isnt having it. This buy fant barrister is tickled pink. Judge james is about to rule. Lets listen. Jimmy it looks good. Okay. Well, ive reviewed the materials hold on. You can sit down now. Jimmy please sit. Ive heard your testimony. It was all very entertaining. Tatiti, you were paid 500 to make the video . Right. Jimmy you did not make the video . No. Jimmy okay. I am inclined to rule in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of 500. I think ultimately if your goal was to promote wicked weaves, i think weve done it here. Yes, keep it cute, judge jimmy i think that does keep it cute. I want to also thank you for teaching me a new phrase that i will be using in the future. Me too, judge. Jimmy both of us will be use. Hes dancing duty. I rule in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of 500. Thank you. Everyone may leave. Thank you. All right, judge. Judge james rendered his investment. Lets speak wilt the defendant. Wa were you happy, pleased with judge james decision . Im pleased. Im glad she got her money. Are you sad to give up the wig . A little bit. That was my favorite color. Lets bring in the plaintiff. Come on in. Now let me ask, what is this made of . This is human hair. Let me see this. I think you know what i think they would like to see the real you. Come on, let me see. No, no, no . Let me tell you something. You cant never pull a black womans weave off thats a sin. Thats a sin. I won this hair. Oh my god. I got it yeah on the next judge james. Did you ever take money out of my grandfathers Checking Account for the purposes of gambling, specifically, video poker . Are you crazy . You are under oath, you are out of order [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was my aunt chippy. Thats a good one. One more thing before we covfefe on. Its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] fbi director james comey [ bleep ] by trump will testify before congress. The president of the United States putting out this incoherent tweet at 12 06 in the morning, what the [ bleep ] is going on . I love [ bleep ]. If i could [ bleep ] in the morning and at night i would whats preventing you . I cant do both. Go head to head against the celeb and then [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. You got a rolex on your first date . Yes, he said because of the brown face reminded him of my [ bleep ]. Oh, wait, let me see. It does. Is President Trump really actually sticking his finger in peoples [ bleep ] . I think he is but i think thats the point. Good luck, thank you for joining us. [ bleep ] you. Yes, sir. D . There is a d. Another one bites the [ bleep ]. Good for you. Raise your hand if youve been [ bleep ]ed by a passenger. Really . What the [ bleep ] is going on up there . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight music from post malone. From the chicago bulls, jimmy butler is here. 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And our 10th annual nba game night special with Robert Downey jr. And tom holland from spiderman homecoming. New shows next week in both primetime and late night with gwyneth paltrow, michael keaton, sean diddy combs, mandy moore, jerrod carmichael, mike tyson, will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, Jamal Crawford and we will have music from ryan adams, Charlie Wilson featuring robin thicke, and bebe rexha with lil wayne. Seems like too many guests, right . Call three of them and tell them to stay home. [ laughter ] our first guest is an emmywinning actress and comedian and so many other things we just dont have time to mention. Her funny new standup comedy special Sarah Silverman a speck of dust is on netflix now. Please say hello to Sarah Silverman. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . May i say, i dont know whats going on with you but you smell good now. [ laughter ] you know my smell is my thing. Hey, id like to say to you. Jimmy ohoh, what . Im so happy that everything worked out with billy. Jimmy oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. As my father likes to say, i prayed to the god i dont believe in, and so glad everything worked out and congratulations. Thank you very much. Two kids. Four kids. Jimmy yeah. Two since us. Jimmy yeah. So i guess it really is over. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i figured that was the best way to tell you. I get it. Im happy for you. Jimmy how are you doing . By the way, you had a health scare, a really Serious Health scare, not long ago. Tell us what happened. Because i know this is in your special. But take our audience here through that. Thinking to you to nutshell it. Jimmy was it a real serious thing . Its crazy im alive. I went to the doctor with a sore though the. Who goes to the doctor for a sore throat . Jimmy you. I did. He said, this is life or death, were going in the emergency room. I had an abscess at the top of my windpipe that was either going to grow another millimeter and choke me to death, or explode and kill me that way. Jimmy why would it kill you if it exploded . Filled with poison. Jimmy really, wow. Yes. And really my manager amy could tell you. The whole thing is a fog to me. They had to put me in a semicoma. I couldnt be put to sleep all the way. Which sucks. Because now all these like memories are floating back. You know, my Blood Pressure is very low. They couldnt put me totally out. They just gave me all the heroin in the world, basically. [ laughter ] and i had a breathing tube for a week. Whenever i would wake up, they had to tie my hands down, jimmy. Because you know, human nature when you feel something down your throat is to pull it out. So i would wake up, id feel this thing down my throat, and id go to pull it out. And then id realize my hands are tied down. And then i just assume. Which is, i have been captured by isis. [ laughter ] truly, truly, right . [ applause ] they love it, theyre close with us. Sister would have to say, not a nun, but one of my sisters. Jimmy okay, yeah. You know, sweetie, youre okay, you had a thing, blah, blah, blah. I would go, oh. And fall back to sleep. 30 seconds later i wouldnt remember any of it and the whole thing would happen again. Jimmy thats very scary. Your whole family converged there and everything . My sister told my parents not to come. Which you know is probably for the best. Jimmy yeah, yeah. That would not have been helpful. But you did is this something wait. Jimmy im not going to show wait for it. Jimmy we always have this problem. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i wont show it yet. Can i say, because there are a couple of funny stories that i had to hear about after. Jimmy oh, okay. Is someone going like this . Jimmy no. Just one crazy guy doing it, has nothing to do with the show. Theyd give me pencil and partner and i would try to write things down to communicate. A nurse came in and somehow i communicated, i have something very important to tell you or something. Shes waiting. And im writing. Writing down. And i dont remember this at all. But apparently i just wrote, do you live with your mother . And a picture of a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know this is on abc, this is probably blurred out because of so much [ bleep ]. If i say, is this a [ bleep ] or is this a finger . Is this asparagus . It is asparagus, unblur it, its asparagus. Jimmy how did she react to this question . I just looked at my hair and it doesnt look how i imagined. Jimmy i told you that a million times. Okay. Jimmy you came through it. Is there any danger now that it will recur . No. Jimmy no, okay, good. I did like have you worried a little bit. Jimmy i was worried. Its very unlikely it would recur. Jimmy your boyfriend michael sheen, was he there by your side . He was there by my side the whole time. He would shoot masters of sex and sleep in a chair next to me. Dont remember any of it though. Jimmy are you sure that happened . Is there any photographic evidence that it happened . Probably not. He is my on again, off again lover. Jimmy is he on again, off again . Well, i mean jimmy i didnt know about the off again. No, hes on again. I call him my on again, off again lover because we were apart by oceans. One ocean. Jimmy he doesnt live here . His daughter turned 18. He wanted to go home. Jimmy arent you supposed to go home his daughter turned 18 here . And he went home . Yes. Hes scared to be near his daughter. Now shes going to start her own life, going to nyu. He has a calling to you know how im politically active. He wants to be and he needs to be home to do that. Hes there a lot. And then we just long for each other and we see each other and we love each other. Jimmy but you dont really you dont live on the same continent . I mean, we visit. Jimmy oh, okay. All right. Yeah. I dont know. You know me, im a loner. So its okay. But yeah. Jimmy all right, well figure it all out. You have a dog, right . [ laughter ] yeah. I have a dog. Jimmy Sarah Silverman, she has a dog, so dont worry about her. Well be right back. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx chevy is the most areally. R Company Three years in a row. Lets see how quickly you can read through all their awards. 2017 motor trend car of the year. Kelley blue book 2016 best resale value. U. S. News best car for the money. 10 best blah blah blah only about 90 more to go 2017 iihs. Top safety. 2017 north american car of the year thats a lot of awards now through june 12th, get 0 financing for 72 months on all 2017 chevy tahoe models. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. 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I didnt know you were jewish. I know jimmy such a wild thing. Thats not anything youve obsessed about at all. Jimmy youd think that would have come up somehow. My mother just popped out here. Do you remember the first time my parents met you . She was like, i love bagels [ laughter ] jimmy she had bagels for you. I didnt think it was right for her to throw them at you. But otherwise. No, i found that inappropriate. Jimmy i feel like we maybe were a little bit hard on your relationship. I felt that way too. Jimmy yeah, yeah. So i think you should dont disrespect my man. Jimmy im not disrespecting him. Its really you that i was targeting. [ laughter ] you brought some photographs here. And there are some stories that go along with them that are pretty good. Okay. Jim, go ahead and show photo one. Jimmy photo number one is this. Okay, this was a birthday present that my darling michael gave me for my birthday. Jimmy this is the one who moved to another continent, right . [ laughter ] what . Thats not because im here. Dont look at the monitor. So this is michael. He gave this its the best Birthday Gift ive ever gotten no offense. Honestly. Jimmy i gave you a tivo. You got me a deef ativo and really expensive mattress you referred over my bed. P. S. , tyland sleeps on that. 9,0 9,000. Jimmy it wasnt 9,000. It was 9,000. That was how you presented it to me. Jimmy i did . Okay. I may have been lying. Well cut all this down. Jimmy all right, okay. I opened this up. I recognize the it right away. And im just like, how i said, how did how did you do this . He said he remembered that months before, we were in bed. Postmaking love, probably. Jimmy was this my 9,000 bed you were in . No, i gave that to tig almost immediately. Jimmy okay, all right. We were lying in bed. And i was laughing out of nowhere. And he said what . And i said, i just had this memory of when i was like 13. I got this new outfit. I loved it so much, i said, mom . Take a picture of me. Because this is the outfit im going to wear when i grow up and go to my first new york city audition. And i had her take a picture of me. Im sure that picture doesnt exist. It made me laugh. He goes, what are you wearing . And i said, i was wearing gray corduroy knickers, white knee socks, a coral cable knit sweater, and a white turtleneck. And he locked it in, went on ebay, a couple of things from banana republic. Had a professional photographer take it. And meanwhile he said the photographer did not laugh at any point. [ laughter ] so i get this and its the greatest picture ever. He never saw the picture, the picture doesnt even exist. I send this to my sister laura. Family historian. And she goes, im finding this [ bleep ] picture. Like three hours later, she texts me this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Well done. I got the socks. I misremembered the socks. Jimmy the socks okay, you can photoshop the socks, it will be perfectly fine. Congratulations on your special on netflix. Its called Sarah Silverman a speck of dust. Very funny, go see it. Sir have a sill very man be right back with jimmy butler. [ cheers and applause ] got it. Rumor confirmed. Theyre playing. What . We gotta go. Where . San francisco. When . Friday. We gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. Any hotel. Any time. Go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. Blue monday by new order. Cheers. ] [ music and cheers get louder ] the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. Its travel, better connected. The travel rewards credit card from bank of america. Schick hydro ® technology that transforms. Schick hydro ® protecting mankind, one face at a time. Inlike the sweet barbecue bacon signature crsandwich. Ipes. Tangy Barbecue Sauce made with sweet onions. Thick cut applewood smoked bacon. And topped with crispy, golden onions. On chicken or seared beef. We all drive, some cats just know how to roll. Now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the Old School Time for the whole world to enjoy the view we can go left they can go right save me a dance for the end of the night when im with you its a party dont care where were going 1, 2, 3 get loose no it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it out of sight. Americas favorite cookie delicious european Chocolate Candy introducing oreo Chocolate Candy bars look for them wherever you buy Chocolate Candy. No splashing wait, so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uh huh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phone everything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah, its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permanent now you can ditch verizon but keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to tmobile. To repay our gift, of leaving it completely alone. Bottled at the source. Untouched by man. Its earths finest water. My friends know me so well. They can tell what im thinking, just by looking in my eyes. But what they didnt know was that i had dry, itchy eyes. I used artificial tears from the moment i woke up. To the moment i went to bed. So i finally decided to show my eyes some love,. Some eyelove. Eyelove means having a chat with your eye doctor about your dry eyes because if youre using artificial tears often and still have symptoms, it could be chronic dry eye. Its all about eyelove, my friends. Jimmy welcome back. Still to come on the show, post malone. Our next guest calls himself the new and improved michael jordan. Not really, im just trying to get him in trouble. [ laughter ] he is a threetime nba allstar from the chicago bulls. Please welcome jimmy butler. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a goodlooking jacket you got on there. Yeah, i would have wore yours but you dont have nearly as good a physique. Jimmy no thats true. I think i had those as sheets when i was like 4 years old. You dont want to do this right here, not now. Jimmy how are you doing . Im good. You know, here. Got my people around. Jimmy what people do you have around . [ laughter ] lets go through them. Besides you, obviously. Jimmy yeah, right. My brother. Jimmy okay, good. My dads around. My trainers are around. Jimmy your trainers come with you even when youre not in season, when youre in the offseason . Of course. Jimmy do you train every day . Even when youre on vacation . Not on the weekends. But on vacations, i do train. Jimmy you do. So you have to bring these guys with you on vacation . I dont have to. Jimmy i know, but you feel like you have to . I dont feel like i have to. I just think its smart. So now jimmy its definitely smart. When the bulls call, jimmy what are you doing . Im training. Automatically, for certain, im always training when they call. Laugh live. Jimmy couldnt you just tell them youre training whether youre train organize not . Yeah, but if you have a girlfriend, what are you doing . Oh, im in the hotel room. Take a picture of the toilet. Its like, take a picture of your trainer. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i see. See where i went with that . Jimmy thats smart. Come up with an app for that. Do you watch the playoffs and the finals when youre not in them . I dont really watch. But its kind of hard not to pay attention. Everywhere i go, especially here in l. A. , everybodys, oh, hes come the lakers, hes in l. A. Jimmy youre not coming to the lakers . Why arent you coming to the lakers . I love chicago so very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you chicago. And they took a chance on me in 2011 with the 30th pick. So im forever grateful for that. Jimmy for the record, i happen to be a lakers fan, i think you should stay in chicago. Because youve built a foundation there. You should stay there your whole career. Is that what you want to do . I feel like you just insulted me
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