The eagles wrapped up their three day minicamp today. Theyll get a six week reprieve before camp. Deuce droppingnology on sproles. Carson wentz invited his teammates to work out with him in north dakota. Before they went their separate ways, coach pederson had a message for his players. Remember what we did this spring. They worked hard. Dont lose sight of that. Training camp is hard and i want them prepared to come into camp ready to go. Round one of the u. S. Open is in the books. Scores were surprisingly low. Aaron hills the site of the u. S. Open. 44 golfers under par, ricky fowler setting the pace, a one stroke lead seven under par, round two tomorrow. Thats sportses. Thank you, ducis. Jimmy kimmel live live followed by nightline. Guests gillian bell. Action news continues at 4 30 with pamela edwards, matt odonnell, and Karen Rodgers with traffic. Cecily tynan who loves that, ducis rogers the entire action news team, im jim gardner. Goodnight. Tonights Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by lighter fluid. This barbecue season, use it on your grill. The more you use, the more excited your barbecue will be. Say goodbye to your eyebrows with lighter fluid. Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, andy samberg, from rough night, jillian bell, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from 2 chainz featuring trey songz and ty dolla ign. And now, sure enough, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was fun 90. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to melanias bedroom, the door was locked. [ laughter ] so he went downstairs, punched sean spicer in the stomach, wrestled the phone out of his little pink hands and tweeted about this special investigation into him. You know yesterday we learned that the president is being investigated by a special counsel led by Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice. So this morning at 7 57 a. M. , trump tweeted, you are witnessing the single greatest witch hunt in american political history led by some very bad and conflicted people. Maga. Making witch hunts great again. I dont think witches play golf every weekend. The way well know is a witch is when the white house falls on top of him. [ laughter ] and we see his feet curl up. And while a lot of people are making fun, there is some question as to whether this might be a witch hunt. So joining us now from actually, where are you from, maam . [ cheers and applause ] hello jimmy where are you join us from . From witchburg. Jimmy witchburg . Where is witchburg . What state is that in . Florida. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, joining from us witchburg, florida, High Priestess of the pagan fed laying abigail shipton. Hello, abigail. Yes, bright blessings and merry meet. Jimmy right back at you. As you probably heard, President Trump is saying this investigation is a witch hunt. Is it a witch hunt . Oh, no, of course not. Ive been hunted. And its nothing like this. Jimmy okay, so that i guess that do you want to see how cold my tits are . [ laughter ] you can feel them. Jimmy no, thats okay, thank you. Okay, your loss. Blight blessings and merry meet again. Jimmy all right, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so you heard it from a witch, this is not a witch hunt. Trumps later said the leak of this information to the press was outrageous, inexcusable, and illegal. So at the very least i think he just found his next campaign slogan. Outrageous. Put that on a hat, ill buy it. One of americas next top diplomats, Dennis Rodman, is worming his way through north korea. Dennis rodman is in the middle of what is planned to be a fourday trip. And he brought gifts on this trip. He brought gifts for his bff kim jongun. This is what he brought. He brought a variety of seasons. You see it wrapped in sell tape. Whi cellophane. He brought a mermaid jigsaw puzzle. Two nondeskrupt number 91 jer sit. This is line a sad yard sale or terrible flea market. And two books, wheres waldo . And the art of the deal. As if he needs help negotiating. Negotiating with kim jongun goes like this. You do everything i say and i wont feed you to a boa constrictor, that is a deal, mom . Wheres waldo they think is for kim jonguns daughter, who i think is 5 years old. They love american books in north korea. They adapt them to suit the north korean lifestyle. Theres good night un. Oh the places youll never go. The very hungry caterpillar and millions of other people. The caterpillars hungry because theres no food. It really is amazing Dennis Rodman and kim jongun are friends. Especially considering kim jongun doesnt speak english and Dennis Rodman doesnt speak english. I dont know what theyre saying to each other. I dont know if trump has read wheres waldo but i have to say i feel like he has. Ive noticed when he gives a speech, he always seems to be reading it aloud. Wheres leo, is leo around here . Where is he . Hes got to be here. Where is he . Where is franklin . Hes around. Where is robert . Wheres jim . Where are they . Where is general flynn . Where are you guys . Where is kim . Where is she . Where are they . Where are you, airplane . Theres cecil . Where are they . Where is his father . Where are they . Where is bruce . Where are these folk. Jimmy sometimes the person you were looking for was right in front of you the whole time. And while Dennis Rodman is in north korea, this is whats happening in south korea. This from a mixed martial arts heavyweight fight in seoul that got testy, literally. Jimmy hes looking around like, did anyone see that . [ applause ] we did see it. This morning in oakland, hundreds of thousands of people lined up starting at 4 00 a. M. For a parade for the Golden State Warriors. While the series might be over some of the players are still going at it. Draymond green of the warriors, he was here with us last night, draymond is one of the great trash talkers in the nba. Today he did some trash wearing. He wore a tshirt that says quick quickie. The cavaliers play at the quick arena, golden state beat them in five games, hence the quickie. Lebron james saw this and he posted to instagram, thats what she said. And some emojis. [ laughter ] then draymond came back an hour later, he wrote about lebrons new hairlessness, them ws finally made him go bald. You know theres only one way this ends and its with sex, right . While were on the subject of shenaniga shenanigans, this is a good prank or a bad one, you are the judge. This is from the magical midway Amusement Park in orlando. They have one of those slingshot rides. The guy operating the ride decided to have some fun. Right before it started he told the couple to fasten their seat belts even though this is a ride that does not have seat belts. And thats when hilarity ensued. Fasten your seat belt. Who, him . What this. It slipped off. Pull on them. Oh my gosh. Pull it close to your body. Like a this . Wait, is mine is mine too loose . Actually, both of them. Hey, i got both seat belts completely removed. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know. Wow. Thats i need to find if anyone knows that guy, on the off chance hes still alive, please tell him im looking for him. Because i have to know. Sometimes i just like to get to know people, honestly. The next great space race is on the way. A team of german scientists is working on a project called bake in space. Their man plan is to attempt toe bread in outer space. Theyre hoping to do it sometime next year. They say their goal is to address the scientific and technical challenges related to the production of fresh bread in space. Apparently its hard to bake bread in space. Which ill be honest, i thought baking in space was a euphemism for smoking weed on the roof. [ laughter ] i didnt know they were doing any of that. Its an interesting goal. Not only has the idea of baking bread in space inspired the scientific community, it also got creative juices flowing here in hollywood and is breathing muchneeded life into the space action genre. The missions primary goal has been achieved. Were looking at the first proof of bread. Beyond earth. Its beautiful. Aglh whats going on . Aahhh weve lost all communication. Aahh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guillermo, did you understand what was going on there . Guillermo yeah, i did. Jimmy what was going on there . Guillermo the bread was moving. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Youre hammered, arent you . Im looking at you right now. Guillermo yeah, yeah. Jimmy you are, yeah. How many drinks did you have before the show . Guillermo two big ones. Jimmy two big ones. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy two big ones. All right. All right, thursday night, that means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. Weve got two big ones for you. Its this week in unnecessary sen sonship. This morping a close friend of President Trumps says that he is considering [ bleep ]ing Robert Mueller. It has been absolutely extraordinary. That saying, i cant remember the last time i had so much [ bleep ] up my ass but there is no more room. Mr. Sessions, are you familiar with what spies call tradecraft . [ bleep ] you, senator cotton. Did you say that i had to [ bleep ] kevin durant . Yeah. It really wasnt that hard. Can you call draymond . I want to ride on his [ bleep ]. Its not easy for someone whos a [ bleep ], [ bleep ], like myself or yourself many times i stick a butter bean up my [ bleep ]. They always came out. I think the president i know because he and i have [ bleep ]ed a little bit. When was the last time you [ bleep ]ed . Last night. Wait a minute, last night . Yeah. Why are you keeping these girls prisoners, jerk . You dont understand. I [ bleep ] princesses because i want to marry one. Whyd you [ bleep ] six of them if you just want to marry one . Im [ bleep ]ing them all first to be sure i made the right choice. Parades, picnics, and [ bleep ]s. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, in honor of fathers day on sunday, we asked people to tell their dads the worst thing they haver done, and they did. Stick around, well share that together. [ cheers and applause ] we, the device loving people want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. Watch unlimited robots. Watch unlimited romance. If you are into that. But we also want more like. Unlimited hbo. Can i stop dying now mark . No can do mi amigo. Its unlimited. Besides you are really good at it james. Dont settle for any unlimited plan. Get at t unlimited plus. And, now get the amazing iphone 7 on us. When your friends come over, theyll be like, what does this thing do . And youll be all, hey google, play house of cards on netflix and itll be like, house of cards from netflix playing on your tv. And theyll be like whoa, what else . And itll go, at 1pm you have a haircut. And then youll be like, play me that song that goes, strawberry champagne on ice and itll be like, playing thats what i like by bruno mars and theyll be like o. M. G. And youll be like i k. N. O. W. Hey, bud. You need some help . No, im good. 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[whistles] lets go run in to get up to 50 percent off the entire store. Hi, fashion. Old navy. But the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Andy samberg, gillian bell, music from 2chainz, trey songz and Ty Dolla Sign. Fathers day is almost here. If you havent picked out a gift yet let me save you time. Sunday give your father what he really wants, an extra 20 minutes of ipad toilet time, thats all, its enough. If you really want to make the most of fathers day i invite you to take part in our annual youtube challenge. We have a longstanding tradition now of making fathers day mischief. Weve asked one year we asked kids to serve their dads breakfast the hard way. Heres your breakfast. I get breakfast . Hey geez. What the heck is that . Aah jimmy we asked people to spray dad with a hose one year. Hey, dad. [ bleep ] what are you doing . Aah [ bleep ] jimmy another year we told people to play catch with dad with something other than a ball. We got some creative responses to that. Hey, dad, catch. [ bleep ] dammit jimmy kimmel said to do it jimmy yeah, and you need to blame me, go right ahead, i dont mind. This years challenge, its not physical, its a verbal challenge. I want you to sneak up on your dad, and when he least expects it, yell 80 love you dad as loud as you can. Do this whenever and wherever you want. Be sure that, a, you surprise him, and b, you do not injure him in any way. Do not do this while hes driving, while hes being wheeled into heart surgery, none of those things. [ laughter ] otherwise record yourself yelling i love you dad and post to it youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i told my dad i love him. Its going to be very sweet. Look for a message from us. Well put the best ones on the show next week. Say as much as most of us love our fathers, we keep secrets from them. And everyone knows that honesty is the best policy. So we went out on the street and we asked kids to tell us the worst thing they ever did, while theired dad was standing right next to them. This is how that went. Whats the worst thing youve done that youve never told your dad . Probably when i got in trouble by using bad words. What bad words . Like the fword. Whats the fword . I cant tell you. You can tell me. [ bleep ]. How do you feel about that . Not too good. [ laughter ] tell your dad the worst thing youve ever done. I went to a party and i got really messed up and i had to walk 10 miles home. Oh, that scares you to walk the 10 miles home, though. I got chased by the well, it wasnt like the police but it was like the Security Guard at the mall. Ive gotten chased multiple times. You have not. I have. Oh my gosh. When my friends over and stuff, we do a lot of prank calls. Prank calls . Who do you call . We call walgreens, we call like almost like every store. What do you say . Poke butt. You sell vanilla biscuit . What else . I think i pooped. Awhile ago he had these blue tooth ear buds. And i sold them on the internet. You sold them . For how much . 20 bucks. Seriously . I wondered where they were, too. Watched a rated r movie. Snuck out. You didnt know. Smoked weed. Shrooms. Happy fathers day [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maybe he should have stopped at 12 kids. We have a good show tonight. We have music from 2 chainz with trey songz and Ty Dolla Sign. Julian bell is here. Well be right back with andy samberg dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by google home. The Google Assistant is always ready to help. 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Its called pretty girls like trap music. 2 chainz featuring trey songz and Ty Dolla Sign from the mercedesbenz stage. We have something very theatrical planned, they really put something together. We have a whole week of new shows with el fanning, casey affleck, tatiana mass lawny, paul w. Downs, alison toll man, sir anthony hopkins, music from playboy, carty, and queen with adam lambert singing lead. So that will be a lot of fun, please join us for all of that next week. Our first guest is an emmy and golden globewinning american citizen with a very funny new mockumentary about racing bicycles on drugs, its called tour de pharmacy. You seem very, very proud of your homeland. Indeed i am, i miss it. Being here in france, i miss it back home. I bless the rains down in africa. Right, right, like the song. Oh, not familiar with that. Its the lyrics to the toto song africa. Not familiar with that. But at any rate. Its going to take a lot to to drag me away from you. Thats what i was going to say, thats so bizarre, i was going to say drag away from this great interview. Jimmy tour de pharmacy premieres july 8th on hbo. Please welcome andy samberg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great. Yes jimmy the glasses. The glasses are yours. Yes. Jimmy yeah. Is that a bandaid . Adhering your nose to your face . I finally did it, i got the nose job. [ laughter ] jimmy who is your doctor . He did a beautiful job. I left it on because i just wanted to see if anyone noticed the difference. Jimmy well, yeah, we all noticed so you can rest easy. Surprise jimmy how are you doing . Whats going on with you . Im great. Jimmy youre good, everythings good in your life . Yeah, wonderful, i feel happy. I got to say, though. Craziest thing. I dvrd the oscars. Jimmy oh . I just watched it last night jimmy really. Jimmy, that was crazy. They got best picture wrong jimmy wait a minute, you you must have been freaking out have you been talking about it a lot . Have you had to talk about it a lot . Jimmy i did mention it, yeah. I was in my house like, no its moonlight the la la land people must have been so embarrassed. Have you talked about it a lot . Jimmy i mentioned it, yeah. It was actually a good while ago. I dont want to ruin anything for you. Yeah. Jimmy you know i know youre from the way area. I am. Jimmy the nba finals are also over. That i watched. Jimmy and your Golden State Warriors won the nba finals. Yes, yes, yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you a big fan . Huge warriors fan. Jimmy oh, wow. And look. I know it sucks for everyone else. Like no one from the bay is like, yeah, its fair were just like the warriors were bad for so long. I watched the warriors my whole life. Jimmy yeah. And like really watched them. Ive been a fan for a long time. And now its like, we watched them get beat down by shaq and kobe. Beat down by the spurs with all their allstars and stuff. Its like, now its our turn not to be embarrassd to beat people down. People do get upset about it not being fair but theres not a team in the league that wouldnt swap lineups, really. Everybody would want to be in the same position. Even lebron has been saying, oh, yeah, i get it. Jimmy do you think lebron i would think he would, he did the same thing when he went to miami, right . Your words, not mine. Im biased. Obviously im biased. Jimmy did you play sports . Basketball or whatnot . I wanted to play football. And my mom said no. Jimmy oh. Because i was super dinky. I played soccer, played a lot of soccer. Jimmy gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, most popular sport in the world, america. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know youre not that popular when you have to keep reminding people youre the most popular sport in the world. Its like David Hasselhoff telling people hes huge in germany, kind of that same thing. Yeah, yeah. You think he goes around just saying that . Jimmy i dont think he probably has ever said that in his life. I unfairly attributed that to him. I like to think he does. Im huge in germany oh, okay. Jimmy i think its something we all know. By the