And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 696. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking good. Looking good out there. Hey, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to the the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] all new. All fresh. Heres what people are talking about. Guys, the white house is reportedly taking sean spicer off of all press briefings and moving him to a more senior role focused on strategy. [ laughter ] which i think is the political version of saying someones moving to a farm upstate. [ laughter and applause ] you know what im saying. Say goodbye to rusty. Rustys moving to a farm upstate. [ laughter ] actually, it turns out spicer is leading the search for his own replacement. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy trump would help, but hes busy searching for his own replacement. [ cheers and applause ] so its just no one knows quite where anyone is going. But as part of their search for a new spokesman, the white house just released this message to potential applicants. Take a look at this. The white house is looking for a new press secretary to discuss our agenda with the media. Applicants for the position must have the following. Good organizational skills. And then this one is the ive got the 13 here as well. Or the the ability to speak clearly. From income, from new secretary of homeland security. [ light laughter ] general james kelly. And, of course, attention to detail. Your pin is upside down. John roberts always helping with the fashion tips. Still upside down. You want to [ light laughter ] thanks, and see you at the white house. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good luck. Listen to this, so steve bannon apparently said that spicers press briefings have been off camera lately. Did you hear about this . Steve yeah. Jimmy bannon said this. He said because, quote, sean got fatter. [ light laughter ] you know youre in bad shape when steve bannon thinks you let yourself go. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. What . Jimmy and with the russia investigation getting bigger, i read that trumps lawyer has now hired his own lawyer. [ laughter ] when asked if he feels good about the case, trumps lawyers lawyer said, talk to my lawyer. [ laughter and applause ] hes got a fourth lawyer. Meanwhile, ivanka trump met with republican senators today toal tk about paid family leave. The senators were like, well totally pay for your family to leave, how much you want . Were in. [ cheers and applause ] ill do it. But this is crazy, i read that flights in arizona had to be canceled today because of extreme heat. [ audience ohs ] yeah. It was so hot on the planes, united was dragging passengers down a slipnslide. [ laughter and applause ] thats how hot it was. Steve wow. Jimmy its unbelievable. Guys i saw that the bachelorette was on last night. We love that show. [ cheers and applause ] at one point, a couple of the contestants were talking about peoples differences or quirks and things kind of went off the rails. Watch this. Everyone comes from different background. So you just respect where theyre from and understand that everyones different and has their own little weird quirks. Quirks. Quirks . Quirks. Quirks. Quirks. Quirks. Quirks. Quirks. Quirks. Everyone has their weird quirks. Quirks are like an anatomical quirks are um they go in a wine bottle. No, its cork. That is a cork. Thats a cork. [ laughter ] jimmy that went on for another two hours. [ laughter and applause ] quirk, no cork, quirk, cork. Quirk, cork, quirk, cork. And finally i saw that yesterday people across the country reported sprint, verizon and at t outages. [ audience ohs ] its the only day in history where that one friend bragged about having metro pcs. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. That is Dweezil Zappa right there. Sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. Jimmy thanks for being here. You can catch him on the whats in a name . Story telling tour next month. Thank you for being here all show. I appreciate it. Dweezil. [ cheers and applause ] Dweezil Zappa. How cool. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. She stars opposite will ferrell in a new summer comedy called the house. My pal, amy poehler, is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the hilarious shes just an amazing performer. Steve come on jimmy oh, my gosh. Amy and i will talk about the movie. Then she and i are teaming up with two really cool kids we found for a new game called, are you smarter than a smart girl . And youre going to love it. It will be fun. Plus, the giant new movie spiderman homecoming zendaya is on the show tonight. Cover of vogue. [ cheers and applause ] and boy do we have great music. Do we have great music tonight . Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great music from imagine dragons [ cheers and applause ] evolve is the name of the album. Imagine dragons, though, yesterday, yesterday i asked right at the beginning of the show, i asked imagine dragons because theyre all very talented. But theyre they all have beards. Steve yes. Jimmy right . Theres four gentlemen. And i said, in solidarity, will you shave your beard into mustaches . [ light laughter ] its the summer of stache. And just so you can perform on the show with mustaches. Anyways. Just like their album, they have evolved. Ladies and gentlemen, the new face of imagine dragons. [ drumroll ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] imagine dragons. Good to see you guys. Ill see you later in the show. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Steve nice. Jimmy there they are, imagine dragons. There they are. [ cheers and applause ] theyre there. Good to see you guys. [ laughter ] okay. All right, guys. Thank you very much. [ laughter ] there they are. Imagine dragons, everybody. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i love those dudes. Come on. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good, with the bad, its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy they all went to the mustache. Steve yeah. Jimmy summer of stache, man. Dweezil, you ever had a a stache . No, i dont think my brother would allow me to have a a mustache at this point. Jimmy youre not even allowed to have one at all . No, because it would be too much like my dad. And theres problems in my family over that. Jimmy i just heard thats bizarre. So that would be too close to frank zappa. Yeah. Jimmy can you imagine a a stache . I could. I could imagine [ light laughter ] but you see, if i did it, i would look more like a spanish pirate, i think. [ laughter ] jimmy i would pay for that. Yeah. [ talking over each other ] jimmy yeah, thats the look i was going for. Yeah. All right. [ light laughter ] tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trump being investigated. Last week it was reported that special Counsel Robert Mueller is investigating the president. Trump has been tweeting a lot about it. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of trump being investigated. Here we go. Pro, trump may exercise his 5th amendment right. Con, it will be the first time hes exercised in decades. Oh. [ laughter and applause ] it still counts. Steve yeah. Jimmy still counts. Steve [ unintelligible ] jimmy pro, trump hired attorneys that fit his needs. Con, the law firm of covfefe and covfefe. [ laughter ] covefeefee. Steve its still good. Jimmy covfeefee and covfefe. Steve covfeefee and covfefe. Jimmy covfeefee and covfefe. Steve and sons. Jimmy and sons. [ light laughter ] i can only have a decaf covfefe because it gives me it makes me stay up all night and tweet. [ laughter ] pro, james comeys memos on trump have inspired a a childrens book. Con, james and the giant impeachment. Oh, thats right. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow jimmy i havent read that. Steve i have not read that book. Jimmy never read that. Steve by roald dahl. Jimmy pro, the fbi might actually get a chance to expose putin. Con, putin already exposes himself enough. [ audience ohs ] come on. Steve heyoh. Horse back. Jimmy he was on a horse. Pro, trump might not get subpoenaed. Con, trump insisting i had no problems in the poena department. Believe me. [ laughter and applause ] huge subpoena. Steve huge hands, huge subpoena. Jimmy you know what they say. Huge hands, huge subpoena. [ laughter ] steve covfefe. Jimmy pro, trump said he is committed to helping the investigation. Con, even o. J. Is like, oh, boy. [ laughter and applause ] oh, boy. Steve yoinks jimmy and finally, pro, trumps defending himself calling it a witch hunt. Con, hillary hearing that and being like, witch, please. There you go, everybody. Steve hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy those are the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] we are playing are you smarter than a smart girl with amy poehler after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac she knows youre going forry one her left corner. She even teases you, calling the shot. But her legs are the ones trembling, not yours. Time to shine. Orbit. I dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. You all the time. Ories am i going to pass away like my mom did . And so you know this is something thats important. Losing my mom to Heart Disease and then being diagnosed myself. Its like a war were trying to fight against these diseases. Resilience is in my dna. I wont die like my mom. Its a big challenge, but the challenge in itself is what keeps me going. I could really make a difference in these peoples lives. That would be my dream. [ cheers and applause ] steve welcome to are you smarter than a smart girl . The trivia game that pairs grownups with smart young women. Lets meet tonights contestants. Hes the host of the tonight show, please welcome jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] and now lets meet his opponent, she costars with will ferrell in the new movie the house and is one of the founders of the smart girls organization. Please welcome miss amy poehler. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah oh, my gosh. Hi. [ cheers and applause ] steve now, amy, tell us a a little bit about what jimmy dont [ talking over each other ] steve its a fake button. What does smart girls do . Thank you for asking. Its an organization that we started that is supporting the kind of wonderful, curious, young girl, encouraging her to be herself. We put content online and we just we really get interested in people who are, you know, being themselves and loving doing that. So theres lots of good things in there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a great thing. Steve well, you know what, tonight you are both joined by two very smart partners. Oh, boy. Steve on team jimmy, we got maya. On team amy, we got anaya. Come on out. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve now, lets take a moment to get to know your partners. First up, anaya, now, youve been featured on the smart girls website for being an author. You also have another fun thing you do, dont you . Yes. So, i actually love to create things out of duct tape. Its one of my hobbies. This is just something i made for my mom for mothers day. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] look at that, it says mom. Jimmy yeah, it says mom. If you turn that purse upsidedown, everything falls out and says wow. Hey, hey steve there you go, thats true. That is true. What about you, maya . Whats something that jimmy my partner, maya. Steve how are you, maya . Good, thanks. Steve whats something you do that not a lot of people know about . I love to rap some songs from hamilton. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots they produced that they produced that. You want to hear one . Jimmy yeah, would love to. [ cheers and applause ] which one . Which one you want to do . Which one . Lafayette. Jimmy i love lafayette, yeah. [ rapping in french ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats french. Steve come on. Jimmy mom knew okay, heres how the game works. Pick questions. Oh, boy. Steve that range from 10 to 50 points. Youre going to answer any one in any order. The higher the points get, the harder the questions are. Jimmy and whoever this is the weird part, whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins. Oh. Thats weird. Steve its up to amy and jimmy to answer your questions. You can ask your partner for help. But you can only jimmy i dont think ill need it, i kind of know all this. Steve you can only ask them once. Alright, amy, youreup first. What would the category be . Well, thank you for asking, steve. Im going to go, you know what, i always like to go towards what scares me. Jimmy okay. Im going to pick math. Steve oh, math for 10. And the question is, if you have nine pizzas oh, god. [ light laughter ] steve and each one of them is cut into eight slices, how many slices do you have . Nine pizzas. [ clock ticking ] jimmy yes, that buzzer [ buzzer ] steve amy, yes. 73 slices. Steve 73 slices . No. [ laughter ] nope. No jimmy why would you say that . Rude person. Steve how rude of me. Exactly what i meant, i meant 73, after i buy an extra slice. Steve that would be 72. 72 slices is amys answer. I always get that steve that is correct. [ cheers and applause ] i know, every time i go out. Jimmy nine pieces, gets one extra slice. Steve you go i need a a roady. I need a slice for the road. Jimmy yeah, here we go. Steve pick your category. What are you going to do . Ooh, dont pick that one. Jimmy lets try that look, i dont want to use up my advice from you on the first one. Mental telepathy here and just let me know what category youre feeling. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats the hard ones, over that side. I was thinking more that side. Steve what are you going to do . Jimmy im going to take grammar. Oh. Steve grammar for 40. Lets see the question. Jimmy hopefully this isnt about kelsey grammer. I like frazier questions. [ laughter ] steve in the sentence, questlove, tyriq, and james, arrive for dinner. Which word is the preposition . Jimmy i would say that arrive would probably be the preposition, i think, and [ laughter ] steve he said it out loud and you go, no. Jimmy but i always say the thing out loud first then i go, no, no, no. Questlove, tyriq, and james steve yes, arrived for dinner. Jimmy for dinner. For dinner. Could easily be what it could be. But then, again, could be dinner. Could be dinner . Jimmy could be dinnertime. Could be for, or it could be dinner. I mean jimmy i mean, its one of the two. Could be for, could be dinner. Could be and. Could be arrive. [ light laughter ] could be james. Could be tariq. Could be quest love i think its questlove. Jimmy im going to say the word, the preposition, the preposition, the position im in when i read this steve in the pre jimmy not in the preposition, easy. Steve yes. Of course, the answer is jimmy for. Steve yes [ cheers and applause ] that is correct. All righty. I love steve amy, its up to you. Pick a category. Do you have a category that youre itching to do . What would be one that you excellent, anaya and i would like to choose u. S. History for 40,000. [ laughter ] jimmy u. S. History steve lets see the question. U. S. History for 40. Which of the Founding Fathers is credited with inventing the bifocal lens . Jimmy i know this. Ben franklin. Steve yes ben franklin. [ cheers and applause ] benjamin franklin. You knew that. Jimmy did you have any amy, did you have any i did. I knew it was ben franklin. Yes. Steve he invented the glasses. Yeah, little, tiny things. Steve he also invited that stove. And he invented the 100 bill. And he invented kites, and keys, and lightning. Steve sure. [ light laughter ] alright jimmy, its your turn. Pick a category. Choose carefully. Jimmy all right. Okay, alright. Maya, stop yelling at me. Lets say geography for 50. Wow. Steve world geography. Jimmy oh, no steve lets see the question. 50 points. What is the large lake at lies high in the andes and is on the border of peru and bolivia . Anaya is from south america, so were ready to steal whenever you dont get it. Jimmy wait there, thats not the way the game works. You cant steal. Like, high is it lake . Steve my favorite lake. [ light laughter ] jimmy titicaca. Steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you swam there. You vacation there. Steve your whole life. Steve i vacation there every year. Jimmy every year. You vacation there every year. [ slide whistle ] oh you know what that sound means . Jimmy whats that . Steve i dont know. I was asking you. Jimmy its the final round. Steve this is the final round and this is worth 500 points. Jimmy okay. Wow. 573 points. Steve now, this is whoever gets closest to the right answer numerically wins. The final question is, lets see it. How many bones are there in the adult human body . How many bones are there in the adult human body . We have 15 seconds on the clock. [ clock ticking ] 15 seconds on the clock. 272. Jimmy dont answer yet. [ light laughter ] 273. [ light laughter ] all right. Final answer. Steve all right. We have one more second. [ buzzer ] okay. 81 is your answer . [ drum roll ] wait, our final answer is im going to go with my partner who is smarter than me. No, im not. Well, were going to say 242. Steve 242. Jimmy, what are you going to say . Jimmy of course, im going to say what maya always says which is 243. Jimmy 243. Steve oh the answer is 206. Amy, your team is the winner. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh we almost got it. We almost got it. Congratulations to anaya and amy. [ cheers and applause ] of course, maya whos much smarter than i am. 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Everyone, please welcome back our pal, amy poehler [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice. Hey pal. Hi. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you so much for being thank you. Thank you thank you. Jimmy oh come on. They love you. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk about the movie okay. Jimmy the house with will ferrell and i want to talk to you, of course, more about an award you won. The glamour thank you jimmy. Yes. Jimmy the inspiration of the year. Amy yes. It was an award that i was happy to win, and didnt know it was for inspiration until about ten minutes before my speech so i had to make my speech more inspiring really quick. [ light laughter ] jimmy i loved your speech. In your speech, you quoted your good friend, the dalai lama. Do you remember that . Amy thats right. Yeah, i like to put the words, good friend in front of people when i quote them even if ive never met them. [ light laughter ] jimmy so dalai lama was one of your good friends. Yes, and then my good friend, kendrick lamar. Jimmy thats correct. That was the other one. Thats right. Those two are often in the same sentence. Jimmy how amazing is that . The glamour award. I know that. Yeah, very cool. Very, very cool. A nice honor. Jimmy now you said this year is going to be about positivity and inspiration. Well, i was talking about how this year has been a little weird, bleak. Jimmy yeah. In fact, i was just saying backstage that ive been googling the term, good news, truly, in my google, and ive been getting a lot of stories about dogs. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Amy dogs are always great. Jimmy theyre always good news. Amy so i think we should act more like dogs, and just be nice like dogs, because humans are garbage, and dogs are nice. [ light laughter ] jimmy alright then [ indiscernible ] but, yeah but, yes. [ cheers and applause ] amy i mean, you know what i mean. Jimmy i mean, you know what i mean. Anyway, act like dogs jimmy anyways dont get a a tattoo. Just try it out. Yeah. Jimmy you do a thing with your friends where you guys always have a new summer look and yeah. Jimmy like and i want to know whats the new summer look is thank you for asking. Jimmy and i want to know what it was in the past. Thank you for asking, and i open this up to anybody, but Rashida Jones and i always try to pick our look for the summer, right . Jimmy yeah. So, this summer im thinking about going as summer fonzie. Jimmy the fonz, of course, but what was summer fonz . Amy summer fonzie is tight black jeans rolled up. A white shirt rolled up, and thats it, dude. [ light laughter ] and that sweet slicked back hairstyle that you think you need to fix, but you dont. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ahh. Now, thats good. And youre going to do that this summer . Amy thats what im going to wear all summer. Im going to wear jimmy going to wear all summer. Amy yeah, im going to im always going to i truly if i could wear a uniform for the rest of my life, i would. Jimmy you would, really . Amy yeah, but i think we need to pick your summer look. What is your summer vibe . Jimmy whats my summer vibe . I got this happening. Just a little bit. This going to last who knows . This is not the face i wanted. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. Oh, i cant even think what youre going to even say. What would you call this summer look . Amy im going to say oh, yeah, i like that the audience what would you say . [ crowd shouting ] amy sexy. You know its funny you say free bird. Okay, thats enough now. Thats enough now. Thats enough now. [ light laughter ] its funny that you say free bird, cause i was going to say struggling singer songwriter. [ laughter ] like, he hasnt made it yet, man, but when he does man, hes going to get so many hits lined up. Jimmy hes got so many songs. 50 hits. Jimmy he writes, he writes, he writes. He just needs the one. Jimmy one, and he goes to, what, like a coffeehouse every day. Amy he technically isnt allowed in any coffeehouses anymore [ laughter ] because of the incident. Jimmy because of the incident that we dont discuss. He leaves women his lyrics for them to find the next morning, and theyre like, i made a mistake. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and is he there when they finds it . Amy oh, yeah, hes hiding in her closet. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont like this guy. Oh, sorry, sorry. Jimmy i dont like this guy at all. Okay, sorry. Jimmy lets talk about the house which i do like, which is a funny movie, this is a a comedy. You and will ferrell. Oh, my gosh, what more do you even want . Well, you get more. Theres like a zillion laughs, but basically you open up an illegal casino in your house. Amy yeah thats right. We do because our child is of college age, and got accepted to bucknell university. And we are trying to figure out how to pay for it, and we make a really good choice. [ light laughter ] we look at each other and we say, lets open an illegal casino together. Jimmy thats the only logical decision. Yeah. Jimmy but its a comedy movie. Thats what you want. Yeah. Jimmy i have a question from a fan. Oh. Jimmy yeah, fan. Amy, do you enjoy gambling . Why are you yelling . [ light laughter ] jimmy that is no, youre just hearing everything louder. Amy okay. Jimmy do you enjoy gambling . Amy thats so funny that you made will just say that to the camera. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt make him do anything. Amy. Jimmy see, it comes natural. He was having so much fun. Amy no, i will and jimmy, i do not enjoy gambling. Jimmy you do not enjoy gambling . Amy because i dont like to lose, and when we were in las vegas for this movie, and i had to hand over my money to some jerk jimmy thank you. Who, you know, was smart enough to not gamble, but instead get paid for his job, and had, like, a shiny vest and a garter on his arm like a a bitch. [ laughter ] jimmy hey. Hey. And then i had to hand him his and be like, here. He just took it. Jimmy oh for heavens sake. Ive never heard and its like this stinks. This stinks. Jimmy you did not enjoy that. Amy i hate losing money that way. I would much rather have a a beautiful piece of steak, and go see britney. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what you did. Amy thats what well, i will. I will do that. Jimmy thats right, you will do that. I will do that. Jimmy yeah, you will do that. Britney does fix things. Jimmy now what britney fixes everything. What is what is your nicknames . You guys end up with these kind of mobster nicknames during the film . Yeah. Jimmy will is the butcher . Will is the butcher because he well i guess i can say it, right . He accidentally cuts some guys finger off. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, its pretty nasty. Playing around with an axe. Jimmy yeah, as one does. Amy and im the burner because i play around with, like, a basically a zippo on steroids, like one of those butane torches, and then also, i become addicted to marijuana. [ light laughter ] my character. My character. Jimmy we have a clip. Heres amy poehler and will ferrell in the house. Check this out. Officer chandler, whats going on here . Its been a hell of a night, ive gotten multiple reports of violence all over town, and no ones talking. Well, no ones talking because theres nothing to talk about, so shh. Shhshh. Whats your deal johansson. No deal. You got a deal . Bob . No deal here. I would advise you to put that away. I am a police officer. Dont worry about it. Check the marshmallows, fellows. No one says check your marshmallows. You want to get fired . No. Then check your marshmallows. Yeah. Something fishy going on with those three. Definitely. Jimmy i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] burner. The burner. Our thanks to amy poehler. 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Everyone, please welcome zendaya [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much for being here. Absolutely. Can i touch it . This is my first time seeing it in real life. Jimmy you mean this my mustache or vogue . Both. Jimmy i mean it could be either one. Could be both, yeah. Wow thats nice. Jimmy this is youre on the cover of you made vogue. Youre on the cover of vogue. I know. Jimmy you havent seen this yet . No, this is my first time. Jimmy well, this is a big deal. This is crazy. This is, like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats really is. It doesnt get much cooler than that. It really doesnt. Jimmy no, no, no, and this is a big deal, because you have your first feature film. Yeah. Jimmy but everyone knows you from the disney channel. Yeah. Jimmy so this is like a a big, your breakout role for you here. Who do you play in spiderman . I play a character named michelle. Nobody believes me, though, but thats my characters name. But it really is michelle. It was so much fun. Like i said, its something ive been wanting to do for like a really, really long time. You know, i wanted to get into movies. This is finally it, and its crazy that its spiderman. Like, my first thing. Jimmy yeah. Did you know it was spiderman when you were auditioning . Because they keep things very quiet. No, i did not. Jimmy they dont tell you, yeah. I knew i was auditioning for a girl in movie. Jimmy girl in movie. [ light laughter ] makes you feel good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, it was great to get into character and really [ laughter ] in fact, i didnt jimmy let me become the girl okay, im the girl. Im the girl, and i didnt actually even know what kind of character, because my character is very interesting. Shes, you know, kind of like a a loner. Shes super intellectual, very like dry humor, oneliners, pops in, pops out. And i didnt even know what kind of character i was going to play until, like, i got there and got to sign this nondisclosure and then read the script. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Oh, and then you get the script. And then you get the script, and i was like, wow. Jimmy youve got some great oneliners in this movie. Thanks, man. Thank you. Jimmy thats great. Well you were saying that youre psyched to see others parts of the movie that you werent in. So the parts that you werent in were all done. Yeah. Jimmy and youre like, hey, thats what that looks like . Exactly, cause i was in im in like the peter parker side of spidermans life, right . So everything that i shot when we were shooting it just felt like i was shooting, like, this awkward teen coming of age comedy kind of thing, and then you realize, like, wow, when the trailers started coming out, this is a spiderman movie, this is like action, like, its going down, you know . [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. This one if im not i might be wrong, but this one is basically peter parker and spiderman are hes ready to up it. Hes not your friendly neighborhood spiderman anymore. He wants to get into the avengers. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy oh yeah. Its a big i mean its the marvel cinematic universe people. Jimmy this is it. This is the marvel universe. Get ready. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. Heres zendaya in spiderman homecoming. Take a look at this. Dude, you have the suit right . This is going to change our lives. [ crowd noise ] dj flash. Hey. Were going to have spiderman swing in. Say you guys are tight, and then i get a fist bump for one of those bro hugs. Cant believe you guys are at this lame party. Youre here too. Am i . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, so i love that throughout the whole thing am i . Am i . You were about to comment, i have toast. Like, where did i jimmy yeah, toast at a a party. Of course, every kid has nothing but Peanut Butter toast at a party. Toast at a party, yeah of course. Jimmy i know youre on instagram. You have over 42 million followers on instagram. Yeah. So its really yeah, i know. Its amazing. I thought we could maybe play a a round of boomerang. Okay. Jimmy you know boomerang . Yes, i do. Jimmy all right, yeah, so what you do, you basically do something, and it just goes it goes back and forth over again. Yeah. Jimmy i thought we could do three fun boomerangs. Lets do it. Jimmy is that good. Im down. Jimmy all right, i have this. Okay. Oh, am i going first . Jimmy yeah, you go first. Okay, okay, the thing is confetti. All right. So maybe yeah. Like, a lot . Jimmy yeah, maybe do a lot, and then blow it into the camera, and thatll be a good boomerang. But you have to say three, two one, or one, two, three. Okay. Jimmy which one are you going to say . Three, two, one, or one, two, three . Jimmy i dont know. [ light laughter ] we have to make a decision. Three is my favorite number. Three, two, one. Jimmy all right three, two, one. Yep. Three, two, one. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i screwed up i think. He just got the end. Yeah. Thats great. No, thats great. Theres absolutely no piece of confetti was in that picture. [ laughter ] jimmy i screwed up. I screwed up. [ laughter ] i didnt know when to do it. All of that confetti is jimmy i didnt know when to do it man. What am i supposed to do . All right. You show me how to do it. Okay. Jimmy so im going do to one now, but ill do a spit take, okay . Three, two, one. How about i just go three, two, one, ill take a sip and then ill look that way and go okay, okay, cool. Jimmy ill do spit take. Okay . Yeah. Is that all right . Yeah. Jimmy is that good . Am i framed up . Im the millennial. I got it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy three, two, one. [ applause ] i mean, come on. Jimmy wait a second. This is the best one ive ever seen in my life. [ cheers and applause ] you know how to how did you do it . I mean jimmy you just press it once . Yeah. Jimmy just press it once. Man, youre fantastic. Im saving that one. Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy all right, i think we do one more. Okay. Jimmy i got a good idea for this one. This one, i need youre going to need spit on my vogue cover, man. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, exactly. Oh, no i didnt spit on your vogue. I didnt hear you. Come over here. This is captain kirk. Kirk, you hold that. Do you know how to do it . Oh, yeah, pretty much. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, so three, two, one, you just press it, thats it . You dont hold it. Thats what i was doing. No, no, no you dont hold it. You just press, and it does that. Jimmy i was holding it. You stand there. Okay. Jimmy you put your hand out like that. Okay. Jimmy and then ill get behind you. Kirk is there anyway that line it up, are we good . Jimmy i can bounce. You can bounce me. You got it. Down, up. Down, up. Like that . Down up, down up. Yeah. Three, two jimmy did you do it . Yeah. Yes, we get it . [ applause ] jimmy lets see it. Hey hey. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Teamwork. I learned something. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your assistance. Jimmy zendaya, everybody. Spiderman homecoming in theaters july 7th. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with a a performance from imagine dragons. [ cheers and applause ] quiet chatter soft gasp record scratching excited chatter various whoa mixed exclamations cheering cheering all across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . 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My son definitely keeps me fighting. I want to be there for him when he needs me. Thats what motivates me. I want to see patients have gray hair. I see myself growing old with my pink hair. That to me, is enough to keep going. [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a grammy Award Winning band whose new album evolve is out this friday. Performing thunder give it up for imagine dragons [ cheers and applause ] yeah yeah yeah im just a young gun with a quick fuse i was uptight i wanna let loose i was dreaming of bigger things and wanna leave my old life behind im not a yes sir not a follower fit the box fit the mold have a seat in the foyer take a number i was lightning before the thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thun thunder now thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder whoa thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder yeah thunder yeah yeah yeah now kids were laughing in my classes while i was scheming for the masses who do you think you are dreaming about being a big star they say youre basic they say youre easy youre always riding in the backseat now im smiling from the stage while you were clapping in the nosebleeds thunder thunder thunder thun thun thunder thunder thunder thunder thun thun thunder now thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning then the thunder thunder thunder feel the thunder lightning and the thunder thunder thunder whoa oh oh whoa oh oh jimmy oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Thats how you do it right there. [ cheers and applause ] imagine dragons hey their evolve tour kicks off in september. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. Well done, oh my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] using artificial tears often and still have dry eye symptoms . Ready for some relief . Xiidra is the first and only eye drop approved for both the signs and symptoms of dry eye. One drop in each eye, twice a day. Common side effects include eye irritation, discomfort or blurred vision when applied to the eye, and unusual taste sensation. Dont touch container tip to your eye or any surface. Remove contacts before using xiidra and wait at least 15 minutes before reinserting. Chat with your eye doctor about xiidra. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to amy poehler zendaya imagine dragons once again [ cheers and applause ] that was great, man. Fantastic. Dweezil zappa sitting in with the greatest band from philadelphia, pennsylvania, the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight will ferrell, from orange is the new black, actress laverne cox, music from jeff tweedy, featuring the 8g band with daru jones. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] so good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to a new cbs poll, president trumps Approval Rating is just 36 . Said trump, out of how many . [ laughter ]
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