First question. No. Next . But, mr. Prident, no one has even asked a question yet. Doesnt matter. No. Next. Mr. President , youve been in office just four weeks. And yet weve made so much progress. [ light laughter ] in fact, if you ask any american, theyll say that ive managed to make the last four weeks feel like four years. Four more weeks four more weeks four more weeks [ cheers and applause ] next. Can you address the recent missteps in your administration . Look, its not my problem. We inherited a mess. It is such a mess. Not even a giant roomba can clean it up, which we are working on with elon musk. Its top secret, confidential, and im going to leak it in about 15 minutes. [ laughter ] next. Yep, reports say that you knew about Michael Flynns correspondence with russia weeks ago. What did you know and when did you know it . Look, i knew that he knew that i knew, but he didnt know that i knew that he knew that i knew that he knew that i knew that he knew. So now you know. [ laughter and applause ] next. Mr. President , cnn here. Fake news fake news. Ooh, fake [ light laughter ] in fact, im not even calling it fake news anymore. Ive thought of something new. I changed the name. Im now calling it faux news. [ light laughter ] much classier if you think about it. Very classy. [ applause ] faux. Its not pronounced fox, even though i love fox. Its the best network. Faux and friends is my favorite show on faux. [ laughter ] sounds like youre happy with the way things are going in the first few weeks . Very happy. [ light laughter ] so, it sounds like youre happy with the way things have been going in your first few weeks. Very happy. [ laughter and applause ] in fact, we just named our new secretary of labor, beyonce. Who knows more about going into labor than somebody carrying twins . Next, please. Are you or anyone on your staff currently in touch with russian intelligence officials . You know what, for this question, im gonna have to get out my magic trump 8ball. [ laughter and applause ] fake news. Fake news. [ light laughter ] bigly. Big leaks. [ light laughter ] bigly big leaks. [ laughter ] jyna. [ laughter ] all signs point to sad. [ light laughter ] one more shake and this is going to make the ratings go through the roof. Faux news. Cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests jessica biel, ricky martin, 13yearold animal expert robert irwin, and musical guest, ragnbone man. Questlove 626, pasadena steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. What a show tonight. What a hot crowd tonight. Hey, welcome. Oh, i love ya [ cheers and applause ] its going to be good tonight. Welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Heres what people are talking about. Earlier today President Trump held a press conference whew, wow [ light laughter ] where he insulted the media. He criticized hillary clinton. And he talked about a a Hypothetical Nuclear holocaust. Even sean spicer was like, you should not be talking to reporters. Like what hey [ laughter and applause ] come here for a second. President Trumps Press Conference lasted for an hour an 15 minutes. Though an hour of that was just scanning the room for a a reporter who wouldnt ask a a tough question. [ laughter and applause ] the gentleman from high life magazine. Not goofus, gallant. [ light laughter ] trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with russia, and he said that he hasnt made a a phone call to russia in years. [ light laughter ] you could tell trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches. [ laughter and applause ] it wasnt just the scandals that came out. He was asked about foreign policy, his cabinet, a whole bunch of different topics, but it seemed like he kept wanting to always bring it back to this. I know how good everybodys ratings are right now. The ratings arent at good as some of the other people. The good news is he doesnt have good ratings. Im really not a bad person, by the way. No, but the tone is such i do get good ratings. You have to admit that. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah. The bachelor also gets great ratings, that doesnt mean nick should be president. You know what im saying . [ cheers and applause ] [ mumbling ] i just want to hear about you. [ laughter ] how do you eat a lobster . [ laughter ] what . Finally, this weekend, trump will be holding a big rally in orlando, florida, and trump says that if theres time, hes going to head over to epcot and get in fights with all the countries. Hey, we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is my man. That is my man chad smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers [ cheers and applause ] sitting in with the roots tonight. Where are you . There he is right there. Hes a good looking dude. Yeah i love you, man. The chili peppers headline is sold out, three sold out shows at Madison Square garden this week as part of their u. S. Leg of their world tour. Their new album, got to get this. You gotta listen to this. Its called the getaway. It is out now. It is fantastic, dude. Thank you. Jimmy and thank you so much for coming back. I love you man. [ cheers and applause ] its a great, great, great, great, great record. What was that . Come to the show. Jimmy im going to come to the show. Come tomorrow or saturday. Jimmy ive been to the show and i moshed and [ laughter ] ill be such an old man. Ill be such an old man there. And you were the one guy that moshes. Jimmy no one moshes anymore . No one moshes anymore . You do. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. [ light laughter ] last time i moshed, it was so sad. What happened . Jimmy i got a boot in the head and i go, im too old for this. It was like to im trying to think who i was moshing to. Steve two weeks ago . Jimmy no, it was fat boy slim. [ light laughter ] steve was it really . Jimmy shouldnt even be moshing to fat boy slim. But he put on something. I was like, oh, man, i got to mosh, man. And then i hopped in and i was like, ooh. All right im outta here. I will not mosh. I dance peacefully. [ light laughter ] anyway, ill be there, man. Its been a great week so far. You guys, theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, joel mchale and zoe kravitz will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus great music from ryan adams and thank you notes. Its going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fun show tonight. Were so happy shes stopping by. We just love her. Here to tell us about a big new series that shes producing and starring in for usa network called the sinner. Jessica biel is on the show [ cheers and applause ] steve wow wow jimmy plus, were going to talk about his new las vegas residency. The incredibly talented ricky martin is here [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, oh jimmy also, joining us tonight is 13yearold animal expert robert irwin. Hes going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] you probably remember his dad, steve irwin. Steve oh, steve, yeah. Jimmy crocodile hunter. Yeah. Hes super cute and hes awesome. Well, hes 13. Hes a cool dude. Steve yeah. Hes a super cool dude. Jimmy i have kids now. Steve hes so cute. Jimmy hes a good dude. Hes got some crazy animals and im afraid of animals. So it will be perfect. [ light laughter ] and we have great music. Oh, my gosh. Ragnbone man [ cheers and applause ] this guys unbelievable. This guys off the chart. Hes unbelievable. Guys it is sometime for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. Hashtags hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys, well we use twitter on our show every single week. So, if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since the big story this week is Michael Flynn resigning, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called igotcaught. I asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird or embarrassing story about a time where you or someone you know got caught. Within 20 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for all of those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for playing with us. Now i thought id share some of my favorite igotcaught tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from ericamarasco. She said, my husband said his diet was going really well. He butt dialed me the next day and i could hear him ordering at the mcdonalds drivethrough. [ laughter and applause ] i was getting my salad super sized, honey. [ light laughter ] this is lanabananatime. She says, my dad once caught me smoking cigarettes behind our house. He confiscated them and then a a week later my mom caught him smoking them behind our house. [ laughter and applause ] i learned it from watching you, dad steve you ruined me. Jimmy this ones from rachelwinters. She said, a guy i had a crush on asked me out. After he asked, i forget to hang up the phone before i screamed, yay [ laughter and applause ] cute. Steve thats a good caught. Jimmy embarrassing. It was cute. This ones from chrispbacon. Its from chrispbaconjr. [ laughter ] you got me on that one. Steve yeah, he got you. Jimmy chris p. Bacon. Steve yes. Jimmy fantastic. Jr. Steve yeah, jr. Jimmy jr, yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve like carls jr. Jimmy i call him jr, thats why. Steve call him junes. I call him number two. Jimmy you call him number two . Steve yeah. Jimmy does he like that . Steve no. [ light laughter ] jimmy he doesnt. He says, i was pulled over by police for a broken taillight. I told them i knew nothing about it but then my wife kindly reminded me that id known about it for weeks. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. Thank you so much, honey this ones from bluebyme. Blue. Steve by me . Blue by me . Jimmy blue by me. Yeah. She says, one time i had a bad day, but when i mom came in i was crying into the mirror to see if i looked cute when i cried or not. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] put the mirror up. Steve mascara, yeah. Jimmy this ones from prissdubs. She said, my supervisor found me Online Shopping during the day. I tried to switch the tabs and when i switched the tab is was more Online Shopping. [ laughter and applause ] this last one is from auntgirl. She said, i was looking up a a guys info on a college computer, heard his voice from behind me telling me how to correctly spell his last name. Steve oh jimmy there you have it. Those are tonight show hashtags. To check out more of my favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with 13yearold animal expert robert irwin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, pal. What, you got a cough this winter . You want tough love, mentholyptus halls with big time cooling flavor. Or soft love. Milder flavored honey halls with real honey. Tough love. Soft love. Get the love you love. More j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand. And they received more last year too. And the year before that. Wow and the year before that. In fact, chevys received more j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand, four years in a row. Impressive current qualified lessees can sign and drive this chevy equinox for around 232 a month. Plus, find your tag and get an additional 750 lease cash on select equinox vehicles in stock. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody we are joined right now by a a 13yearold animal expert from the australia zoo. Please welcome robert irwin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, buddy. Hey, great to see you. How are you going . Jimmy everything is great. How am i going . Yeah. How are you going . Jimmy is that what people say in australia . Yeah, gday mate. How ya going . Jimmy oh really . Yeah. Jimmy that means like, how you doing . Right . Yeah, exactly. Jimmy oh, cool. Gday, mate. Im feeling good. Yeah, that feels great. Yeah. Youre an honorary australian. Jimmy thank you. Absolutely. Jimmy thats it. Thats all it took. Im so happy. Well done. Jimmy thanks for being on and yeah. Jimmy i just i love your stuff. I see your shows, and stuff like that, and i loved your dad so much. Awe, thank you so much. Jimmy steve irwin was a [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy this is the cutest just you and your dad. It is. Yes. [ audience aws ] awe. Jimmy i mean, come on. So thats actually a little green iguana and they love flowers. They love the hibiscus flowers. Its like catnip for them. Jimmy really . They just love it. Jimmy i love it. Yeah. Jimmy but this is this is this is so cool to see you like this. Yeah, i do it jimmy youre actually your dad yeah. Jimmy i mean, this is like youre so excited. Well, my dad was actually on the tonight show quite a a while ago. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. So its really nice to be able to follow in his footsteps. Its really great. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so happy youre here. No, thank you. Jimmy i love your enthusiasm. Yeah. Jimmy you love animals. You love the wildlife. Oh, absolutely. You know that its just in my blood. Jimmy yeah. My family and i, ive actually grow up at australia zoos. So i think im the luckiest kid on planet earth. Jimmy and you look at this yes. Jimmy growing up with this as your buddy. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. [ audience aws ] thats beautiful siam, the elephant. Jimmy yeah. Shes very cute. Jimmy you guys host a a fundraiser every year. Yeah. Jimmy in your dads honor. We do. Yes. So its called, the steve irwin gala dinner. And this year its in hawaii on may 13th and its all about celebrating everything that dad loved, and its a really big fundraiser to raise money for wildlife warriors. Jimmy yes. So were encouraging everyone to come and join us. Jimmy awe, he did so much. [ cheers and applause ] and you do so much. And your family. Thank you so much. Jimmy wildlifewarriors. Org. Exactly. Jimmy now youve brought some animals with you, tonight. Yes, we did. Jimmy id love to im a a little i got to be honest, im a little afraid of animals. So thats all right. Well help you overcome your fear. Jimmy okay. Thank you. Jimmy that looks that looks dangerous. All right, so [ laughter ] jimmy are we having is it a picnic . No, not quite. Jimmy were just going to eat together. So this one. Jimmy mmhm. This is beetle juice, the african dwarf crocodile. Jimmy okay. Isnt he just amazing . Jimmy yeah. Hes gorgeous. Jimmy okay. Now, would you like to pet him . Would you like to give him a a little pet . Jimmy yeah. Does he have teeth and stuff . There you go. Yeah, he does. [ laughter ] he does. Jimmy he does have teeth . He does. But, my dad called them, frogs with sharp teeth. Youve got nothing to worry about. Jimmy okay. There you go. You just pat him on the tail. Jimmy yep. Dont youre not going to move or anything, right . No, no. Itll be all good. Itll be all good. Jimmy okay. There you go. Well done. [ laughter and applause ] thats amazing good job [ cheers and applause ] so jimmy come on, really . Come on. These crocodiles are amazing. Because theyre just like modern day dinosaurs. Theyre so special. Jimmy theyre so cool. I love them. Yeah, arent they amazing . Dont you love his little eyes . Jimmy yeah. I like the dots under around his mouth. Yeah, its like a little leopard. Its amazing. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Oh, its beautiful. Yeah, all right, so jimmy will he end up is he going to grow up and become like a giant . Well hell only be about 5 feet. So no too massive, but [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Back in australia weve got the saltwater crocodile and they grow to about 16 feet in length. Jimmy thats ridiculous. Theyre massive. They are huge. Jimmy no, yeah, yeah. Well, nice meeting you. Yeah. Byebye. Jimmy bye, buddy. Bye he waved at me. There we go. Thank you, beetle juice. Jimmy i love that he waved. Alrighty. Jimmy hey buddy. Thank you. Jimmy all right, what else we got . Okay. So next up weve got another really fun animal. Jimmy okay. Hey this is mickey. [ audience aws ] this is mickey. Jimmy hes really cute. Hes a screaming armadillo. How cute is he . Jimmy oh my gosh. Oh, its okay. Jimmy he looks like Donald Trumps toupee i [ laughter and applause ] oh, its true. Its true. Jimmy ive never seen the other side of it. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, but thats it. But hes amazing. So hes an armadillo. And you can see that armor plating that he has. And his defense mechanism is to make this wild screaming noise. So im going to give him a a little tickle, because when he tickles sometimes he has a a little a little talk. What do you think . Lets see. Do want to give him a little tickle . Jimmy sure. On his little belly . [ laughter ] no, he loves it. Its okay. There you go. [ laughter ] oh, good job. Jimmy hes pulling away i think. I think he is. Jimmy i dont what hes doing. Yeah. Jimmy is that what he does . Well yeah oh, youre going to make the little noise . Jimmy hes very cute. What do you think . What do you think . No . Jimmy yeah. He made it. You know, his mother is very good at making him talk. So what do you think . Jamie, do you want to come on up . Jimmy yeah, sure. Thank you. Jimmy youre his mother . Yes. Apparently. Yes. There you go. [ laughter ] all right, so just be warned. Its very loud and it doesnt stop. Jimmy okay. All right, ready . [ armadillo scream ] [ light laughter ] its like a car alarm. Jimmy oh my gosh. Oh, hes really cute. Isnt that amazing . Jimmy oh, im sorry buddy. Hes like a little baby. Jimmy he really is cute. I want one. [ armadillo scream ] i know, i know all right hes got a lot to say. Jimmy hes got a lot to say. I do love him. Okay, all right. [ armadillo scream ] well done. Jimmy well get him its okay. Jimmy get him some food. Yeah. Oh, i love it. Thank you for letting me do that. [ cheers and applause ] thats great. Oh, thats awesome. Jimmy i love him. So the next animal, i want you to come around for this one. Is that okay . Jimmy i cant. I dont know. All right, come on up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is where i get nervous. [ cheers and applause ] so this next one is, a lot of fun. Jimmy uh huh. Hes one of my favorite animals. Jimmy yeah. And her name is lady. Jimmy of course its lady. She is so cute. Jimmy they dont they trick you with the names and its like an evil thing. Oh, youll love her. Shes beautiful. [ cheers ] jimmy its kind of like a a giant what is it, what is it, what is it . Hi, lady jimmy ah do you want to hold her . Jimmy no. Ah ah oh good job. Jimmy oh, no. Ooh gosh. Well shes actually i think shes maybe constricting you a little bit. Jimmy yeah, she is. So thats good. Jimmy this is like all i can feel is squeezing. Yeah, this is this is the red tail boa. Jimmy shes trying to kill me. Theyre amazing. No, youll be fine. Jimmy okay. But they do have an interesting way of catching their prey. Jimmy yeah. They go on this sposition and then all of a sudden they strike. And grab their prey. Jimmy all right, okay. Coil around it, and thats how they kill them. Jimmy oh, yeah. Isnt that just fascinating . [ laughter ] oh, look i think jimmy i feel like its in the sposition right now. It wants to say hello. Jimmy yeah, i feel like yeah. Jimmy i feel like thats the letter s, if i know my alphabet well. [ laughter ] oops, sorry about that. There you go. Jimmy what are are you no hes squeezing my hes squeezing my hand. Yeah, all right, all right. How about this . Jimmy yeah. Oop. Okay. Now hes squeezing me. All right, you got it . Jimmy okay, good. No i dont want you or me getting squeezed. Okay, there we go. Oh, look at that tail. Jimmy oh, no get away from me [ laughter ] absolutely not. Thats all good. Jimmy absolutely not. Thank you very much. Good job. Ready . Ill just jimmy thank you, buddy. Yep. There you go. Jimmy all right, buddy. There you go. There we go. [ laughter ] jimmy now im squeezing him. Now im squeezing him. That was no easy feat. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, i didnt know what to do. It was my defense mechanism. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy when he comes on the show, i immediately i immediately try to squeeze him. Ugh. Oh, all right. So next i think im going to do something a bit more cute and fluffy for you. Jimmy thats my speed. Lets do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So lets come on down here. Jimmy yeah, lets go. And this is a beautiful animal. Jimmy oh, no. Oh, yes and from the national aviary. Jimmy i love sloths. This is valentino. Jimmy valentino, yes. And he is a little 8pound baby sloth. [ audience aws ] and, ah, hes just beautiful. So im going to grab some vegetables. He loves his veggies. Jimmy and where do you find this type of animal . So these ones actually occur in south america. And hes got really soft fur and he loves his veggies. Jimmy he does . But the interesting thing with these guys, as you can see hes hanging upsidedown. Jimmy yeah. And theyre very good at climbing. In fact they spend pretty much all of their life in a tree and theyre the slowest moving mammals on the planet. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy youve got to see me at the gym. [ laughter ] its just wild. Jimmy hes walking up. Here you go. You want a carrot . Jimmy theres an incline for calories. And youre welcome to pet him. There you go. Hes so soft. Isnt he . Jimmy he really is. Yes. Jimmy yeah. Hi, buddy. There you go. Jimmy oh, i love him. Yeah. So, this is an 8pound sloth. Jimmy uh huh. And he doesnt like to be held, but ive got a 25pound sloth who loves cuddles. Woo so this is serenity. [ cheers ] yes so you can just [ laughter ] so, shell just wrap around you. Jimmy what do i do, what do i do . There you go. Jimmy i dont know. Am i good . Want to feed her a little grape . Jimmy okay. All right. Here we go. Well done she loves grapes. [ cheers and applause ] you know what . I think i think its official. You are the sloth whisperer. Youre amazing. [ laughter ] jimmy i thought you were going to tell me that you were leaving. I was like, wait dont. Oops. Shes starting to eat me. There you go. Jimmy thats not good. Now, what does she think . There goes the grape. Jimmy does she think im a a tree, right now . A talking tree . Yeah, i think so. She i think she really likes you. She really does. And its amazing jimmy she likes grapes . Yeah she does. Thats actually her favorite food. Jimmy the other one likes veggies. But she likes grapes. Yeah, loves grapes. And shell actually occasionally eat a little egg as well. Jimmy can you see her eat . Yeah. Jimmy well i dont want to stand that way. Here you go. Do you want a little egg . Or a little grape . Jimmy yeah. Oh, there you go. Jimmy when you see her eating, its really cute. Now, these ones are so funny, because theyre actually so slow moving that moss and algae can actually grow on their fur. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Its pretty crazy, isnt it . Jimmy get it together. [ laughter ] its just wild. Jimmy i love this. I love you. Thank you for bringing all these fun animals. Oh thank you. Jimmy and gosh, this is what a treat, man. Robert irwin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with jessica biel, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a very talented actress and producer who stars in a a big, new series debuting this summer on usa network. Its called the sinner. Please welcome a good friend of the show, jessica biel [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. I love you come on. Thank you for coming on. I, i have so much to talk to you about, but one thing, i know you pretty well. I think. Yeah. Jimmy but then i saw this thing on instagram. I did not know this. Youre a very busy person, but you eat in the shower . Oh, yes, yes. Jimmy now, thats, your plate and yeah. This is just mom life. Jimmy oh, really . I dont know if anybody else does this. I do not have time. I dont have time. Jimmy for anything . For anything. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Barely. So im feeding him in the morning. Trying to get ready, and i realize i havent eaten. I just take it into the shower. [ light laughter ] jimmy ive never heard of that, but how what . You should try. Sometimes its a huge success. Sometimes its a huge failure. [ laughter ] jimmy i know. Yeah, but when you have to aim it outside of the or just take bites and get back to the shower . Yeah, i put it up on my little shelf thing. You know . And i go over and i get a bite. And i come back and i do the thing and jimmy yeah. I mean, i could see a bath, maybe. A bath, but and i go back, do the thing, i go back over. Jimmy i didnt know you did that, really. Its great. Honestly you should try it. Jimmy but it doesnt work with, like cereal. No. It does. Jimmy yeah, i guess so. Because if you get a little water in the milk, its not a a big deal. Jimmy and you did . You know whats a little tough . Its like a sandwich. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats hard. Bread can be somewhat how many foods have you tried in the shower . Hun, sausage works great. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, good advice. We had your pal jason sudeikis, who costarred in the movie the book of love. You produced this and starred in it, and debuted at number one on itunes, congrats on that. I know. It was so amazing. Jimmy thats a big deal. Thats awesome. It was a huge deal. Jimmy it was a great movie and thank you. Thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was so happy. Whos the composer of the soundtrack . Some up and coming, newcomer. Jimmy i remember. Oh justin. Jimmy justin timberlake. Yeah, justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive never heard of him. [ laughter ] how is he . Is he doing great . Hes doing great. Jimmy yeah, he must be. And hes nominated for an oscar. Can you believe it . Jimmy hes probably gonna win an oscar. I guess i can believe it. Its so amazing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he does that. I know. Jimmy who does that . Number one, movie came out, and hes the voice of the character in the movie, then he creates a a song for the movie, then the song becomes the song of the summer. I know. Jimmy im like, gosh, i hate being friends with him. [ laughter ] but i just really i go, thats enough is enough, man, but what a great song. Seriously. Jimmy hes got to be excited. Honestly, i really just think he deserves it. Its such a good song. Its a song that obviously makes everyone so happy. Jimmy my kids love it. They go branch, branch. And its sold worldwide. Its just he deserves it. I really jimmy yeah, i love that guy. I hope he wins. Jimmy obviously, my kids love you, because you came to frannys 2yearold birthday party. Do you remember that . The greatest party with the greatest balloon animal man. Jimmy that guy was insane, right . What was that . He was making ghostbuster packs jimmy packs, for yeah. For getting ghosts jimmy but then he also got he made a car for one kid. He made a car. He made a minnie, a minnie mouse. Jimmy yes, i didnt want him to leave. The giant minnie mouse, it was amazing. Jimmy hes my roommate now. Hes never left [ light laughter ] oh, great. Jimmy he moved in with us. No, but the story i was going to bring up is we had this awesome band that plays songs for the kids, and theyre called the plause, and theyre great. And so theyre playing the jam and they play cant stop the feeling right as you guys walked in to the party right, i remember. [ light laughter ] jimmy and the lead singer is so cute. Shes like in my pocket got the oh, my gosh, hes here. [ laughter ] he just walked in. And the bands like, come on. Go back to the be cool, man. It was great. I was like, how long were you waiting outside . About 45 minutes. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, he was just waiting for his song. Just waiting, he likes a big entrance, thats all. Just one big family entrance. Jimmy do you guys have to do that all the time now, wherever you go . Yeah, we do. Its unfortunate. Jimmy last time we talked, i wanted to say like we had a a fun dinner and we were talking. You had this project, like, dude, i have this project. I want to pitch with my producing partner, who coolest name ever. Its the coolest. Jimmy michelle purple. Michelle purple. [ light laughter ] real name. Jimmy thats the coolest name. Real name. Jimmy and thats your producing partner. And you guys are pals, and shes awesome, and shes smart. Michelle purple. I know. Jimmy what a great name, i know. In your pitch, you go, i think were going to pitch it to usa. And i was like, dude bonnie hammer, you have to talk to her. Shes the best at usa. Yes. Jimmy so then you guys and never followed up, but obviously you hit it off. Yeah, she loved it jimmy yeah, i know, it was great. Yeah. So youre doing the series, its coming out this summer. It is. Jimmy and its a totally different role for you, which i love. Totally. Very unexpected kind of role. Because i mean, its really just about this this very normal woman who has a family, a young son. Has a husband. Just going about her normal life and commits a very public act of violence, which is shocking. And she doesnt know why. So its a really its a a question of, well, why did she do that . Not who do it. Everybody knows who did it. Jimmy because its well, i dont want to spoil anything, maybe i will. Because were going to show it. Yeah, spoil it. Its okay. Jimmy its on a beach in front of its in front of a lot of people. Jimmy everyone sees what you do. Like families and incredibly shocking thing. Jimmy shocker, man, yeah. Maybe well show it in this i have a teaser. Yes. Jimmy it might be in this. Yes. It is. Jimmy it definitely is. [ light laughter ] guys, we have an exclusive look at the trailer for Jessica Biels new serious the sinner. And michelle purple. [ light laughter ] it debuts this summer on usa network. Check this out. Im guessing that this isnt where you thought youd be when you woke up this morning . Is it . Sorry. Where did you stab him . In his neck. You had no interaction with him before today . I never met him before in my life. Then why kill him . Thats just impulse killing. Its emotional. Whatever you have to do now, i wont believe you. The mind plays tricks. You see things than arent there. What are you remembering . Does it look like you recognize her . She attacks him in public. So you think shes lying . This doesnt make any sense. I think theres something wrong with me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy scary. Stay away from me. Jimmy our thanks to jessica biel [ cheers and applause ] youre the best. Ricky martin joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] aquille oneal every dunk is wonderfilled so bring your milk and cookie skills let the oreo dunk challenge begin show your dunk for a chance to win. Show us your dunk with hashtag oreo dunk sweepstakes. 90 of the Worlds Largest supercomputers run on intel . That means you can take a universe of data in your case literally and turn it into medical discoveries, diagnostic breakthroughs. Proof that black holes collapse into one singularity. I dont know what that is. But yes. Innovation runs on supercomputers. And supercomputers run on intel. You are super smart. And super busy. Ooh ufo false alarm, eyelash [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a multiple grammy awardwinning performer. Who has sold more than 85 million albums worldwide. [ cheers and applause ] starting april 5th he begins his residency at the new park theater at the monte carlo in las vegas. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for ricky martin [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, ricky martin what is going on . Jimmy ricky martin. Hello, everyone. Jimmy its good to see you, buddy. I love you ricky happy to be here, man. Jimmy they love you. I love you. Yeah, we all love you. Yeah. Thank you, man. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too, man. Jimmy i love you right back. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Jimmy ive got great news for you. You got engaged recently, and yeah [ cheers and applause ] and im really happy. Jimmy how did you meet your fiance . We met hes a conceptual artist and im a collector. Jimmy yes. Yes, and i saw his art on the internet, and i and i contacted him. Jimmy nice. Yeah. Jimmy well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and then i jimmy you just hit it off. And then we yeah, and then we met and everythings been perfect. Jimmy i want to [ audience aws ] yeah. Jimmy i want to learn about art. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy im reading a book called how to see. Have you ever heard of this book . Its about learning how to see art. No, no. Jimmy and how to yeah. Because i think its not for like art for dummies or something, but something no, this is serious. Yeah, this is serious stuff jimmy i really have no i dont know much about it. Conceptual art. Jimmy but i want to know. I love art. I think it is beautiful. I started with latinamerican artists. Jimmy yeah. In my collection. And now obviously since im dating jwan my work has expanded to another level. Jimmy yeah. Its been amazing. Its been very beautiful. Jimmy yeah, jwan. And your two your two twins. How old are they now . [ cheers and applause ] how cute. Come on. These guys are studs, man. Thats a beautiful family. Isnt it . Jimmy yeah, its a a beautiful family. Its perfect. Its theyre 8yearsold now. Matteo and valentino. Jimmy they are . Theyre watching. I love you. Jimmy oh, hi, guys. All right, i love you, too. What are they like . Theyre totally different, right . I mean theyre the same age. Theyre completely different. Jimmy yeah. The first day i held them, i was like, whoa, whoa. Jimmy right . Yes. Yeah. Jimmy theyre totally different. And matteo loves drums. Jimmy really . Yeah, he loves drums. He might come one day and jimmy i mean, chad and quest and maybe take your job. Jimmy yeah, thats what i was going to say. Im already, a really bad manager, right . If i start like that . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. And whats the and valentino, hes so sweet. Valentino, hes into he loves mud. [ laughter ] jimmy he loves and i love he loves mud. He jumps in the puddle, and he gets all dirty. He goes, look at that. Look at me. Look at me. Ill send you pictures. Jimmy yeah, no. I love it. Thats what kids are here for. Jimmy oh, kids all love mud. Yeah. Peppa pig is giant and odd. Oh he loves peppa pig. Jimmy he does peppa pig . Oh really . He calls me, daddy. Jimmy george. Daddy. Hello daddy. Jimmy he has a british accent. Thats great. I love that. Right. Jimmy i want to talk about this residency. Because this is a big deal. So cool, man. So cool. Jimmy how cool is this . [ cheers and applause ] i have my theater in vegas. Jimmy you have your theater, yeah. I mean come on. How awesome is this . April 5th. I start on april 5th. And jimmy are you nervous . Are you excited . Im really excited. I cannot wait. Im going to be there until september. And im working with amazing musicians, obviously. And i have 18 dancer onstage. Weve invested a lot of money [ laughter ] in the show is going to be an amazing show. Really. Jimmy well, so many people just blow it out when you go there. You cant well, you have to. Jimmy you cant just do a a performance. Come out to a microphone. You gotta have dancers and well, the crowd in vegas is used to, you know, a high quality. Jimmy the monte carlo and jimmy i mean, come on the monte carlo is really cool. Jimmy did you ever think when in menudo i mean, i know even before that but [ cheers and applause ] that you were gonna be like a youre like a name. Youre ricky martin. I had no idea. Jimmy youre going to have your own theater now i have my theater [ laughter ] jimmy youre like elvis. You know jimmy i guess what i would say, giving residency. Oh i went there for a a minute, of course. Jimmy right . And im really honored to be part of this, you know, roster of artists that have had and were talking about celine dion, what is it . Jimmy of course, yeah. Barbra streisand, obviously elvis. Jimmy yeah. To britney, jennifer. Jimmy Jennifer Lopez is Jennifer Lopez, its crazy. And youll have to come. Jimmy yeah. Well do it with booking our flight. Were booking our flight. Please do. Jimmy have you talked to anybody to get advice or anything to i havent, i havent. Now i live los angeles, so ill be commuting. So the kids will be pretty stable. Which is a good thing. Jimmy oh, yeah. But no i have to call jennifer. Im really, you know, closer to jennifer than the rest. So i will call her. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, Jennifer Lopez. Ill be calling. Ill be calling. Jimmy call ricky martin,yeah. And how do you do it . Jimmy how do you do it . Please. How does it work . Jimmy i mean hes love jennifer. Jimmy anyone. I mean ive seen you, i dont know how many times. Ive known you a while. But i mean, back in snl days but you crush in concert. Its fantastic. Oh man. I love performing man. Jimmy no, you really are. I love performing i really do. I started when i was 12yearsold and its a vice. Im addicted to this. I mean, i love the audience. I love feeling that vulnerability. You know, when onstage, and its my addiction. Jimmy and do the kids love it . Do they love seeing dad performing or . Lets talk about critics for a moment. Jimmy oh, yeah. You know . They travel with me everywhere and they sit backstage and they look at my show every night. And its, you know, one day one of them went like, daddy, what happened tonight . [ laughter ] i didnt like this part. Jimmy what happened tonight . I didnt like you did it yesterday was better. Jimmy yeah. Last night was jimmy and then the other kid was like [ british accent ] i quite liked it. I thought it was fantastic. I liked it, daddy. Jimmy hey, daddy, you were just fine. You missed the break. When you twist jimmy was it livin la vida loca . Tht was unbelievable you shake your bonbon jimmy shake your bonbon. Ricky martin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] catch him at the monte carlo in las vegas starting april 5th yeah. Jimmy tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster. Com. Well be right back with a a performance from ragnbone man. Check it out [ cheers and applause ] sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Nope. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. Dude. Your crunchings scarings the fish. Annual fee. Dude. Theyre just jealous. New kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. excited i got one jokingly guess were having cereal for dinner. 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Television debut, performing the title track to his album human, please welcome ragnbone man [ cheers and applause ] im only human im only im only im only human human maybe im foolish maybe im blind thinking i can see through this and see whats behind got no way to prove it so maybe im blind but im only human after all im only human after all dont put your blame on me dont put your blame on me take a look in the mirror and what do you see do you see it clearer or are you deceived in what you believe cause im only human after all youre only human after all dont put the blame on me dont put your blame on me some people got the real problems some people out of luck some people think i can solve them lord heavens above im only human after all im only human after all dont put the blame on me dont put the blame on me dont ask my opinion dont ask me to lie then beg for forgiveness for making you cry for making you cry cause im only human after all im only human after all dont put your blame on me dont put the blame on me some people got the real problems some people out of luck some people think i can solve them lord heavens above im only human after all im only human after all dont put the blame on me dont put the blame on me im only human i make mistakes im only human thats all it takes to put the blame on me dont put the blame on me cause im no prophet or messiah should go looking somewhere higher im only human after all im only human after all dont put the blame on me dont put your blame on me im only human i do what i can im just a man i do what i can dont put your blame on me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ragnbone man [ cheers and applause ] human is available now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] what on earth. Are they fighting here . Whatever it is. Its hunting. The great wall. Rated pg13. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to jessica biel, ricky martin, robert irwin. Ragnbone man [ cheers and applause ] chad smith, my man [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, tracy morgan, from billions, actress malin akerman. Music from bebe rexha, featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth mers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth myers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, President Trump gave his first solo press Conference Today and all of america quietly moved to the other end of the subway car. [ light laughter ] maybe hell just get off at the
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