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The month of july, including our forecast for tomorrow and thursday. Weve seen half of the month at 90 degrees or hotter already. So, yes, july has been very hot and the heat is going to continue, but it will break before the week is over. That comes with some rain chances, so rain late in the week, showers and thunderstorms into the weekend, and this will be dropping our temperatures down into the 80s, but next week if you look at the sevenday at the bottom of your screen, next week back near 90s. Well show you that in a second. For tomorrow, expect mostly sunny skies, 92 degrees, if youre in reading, 92 degrees there and the Lehigh Valley mostly around 90 degrees. East ham township around 91. Galloway township 90. Rehoboth beach, dover, temperatures near 90 degrees, but you can also see the chance for a thunderstorm. It would mostly be a stray shower or thunderstorm. So heres what it looks like on future weather. 2 30 tomorrow, most of the area is dry, but look in delaware, possibly south jersey, slight chance of a shower and thunderstorm in delaware. Not long lived. Then we go into thursday and by about lunchtime thursday we could start to see shower activity increasing. Then through the afternoon, the model here is really starting to pick up on some scattered showers and storms. Of course, well keep an eye on that around 4 00 p. M. Thursday and then we go into friday and the rain chances just continue. Through the day friday, scattered showers and storms and that rain chance will be continuing into your weekend. So heres your ten day as we go into tomorrow, 92, mostly sunny to partly cloudy. Thursday and friday, thunderstorm chances. 90s possibly thursday. Friday breaking out of that, saturday and sunday around 87 degrees with that scattered thunderstorm chance. Starting off next week with a rain chance, and as we go from tuesday to thursday, temperatures slowly start to warm back up right around the low 90s. The weekend forecast for everyone, chances of showers and storms, temperatures, though, about the mid 80s across your weekend. Jacqueline . All right, sheena. Hes one of the birds newest additions, but his off the field antics are causing a lot of talk. The eagle that landed on the wrong side of the law. Plus, our coverage of the Democratic National Convention Continues with a surprise appearance and a look at all the big names you can expect at the dnc tomorrow. One of the eagles newest players on the defensive side of the ball is in trouble with the law. Nigel bradham was arrested yesterday in miami. Hes accused of assaulting a Hotel Employee last week. Police say bradham was with a group of people at the Hilton Bentley south beach last thursday when the alleged attack happened. Hes accused of punching a cabana server. He signed a oneyear deal with the eagles this past offseason. Day two of training camp. Well tell you about a cornerback who is the forgotten one. Take a look at the phillies tonight. Did they lose one of their players that they could have traded . Thats next. Its a Pretty Simple question is pat toomeys agenda your agenda . Toomey voted seven times to defund planned parenthood. He even tried to shut down the federal government in order to eliminate funding for planned parenthood. And toomeys against a womans right to choose and supports overturning roe v. Wade which would allow states to criminalize abortion. Pat toomey hes focused on his own agenda, not us. Majority forward is responsible for the content of this advertising. With simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, withdrawal, transfer or payment each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright. With simply right checking from santander bank. 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With the blend of veteran players, you know, a guy like nolan carol, who we talked about, mckelvin, some young guys who had some opportunities, you know, done a nice job for a rookie so far and ron brooks is going to have an opportunity. New guys coming off injury, you know, like shep, whos been out here. I think its going to be exciting to watch those guys. The cowboys have another player in trouble, Randy Gregory will be suspended for more games and is entering a treatment facility. The flyers reup the defenseman brandon manning. Injury for peter borges, leaves tonights game with a shoulder injury, this could affect his trade value. Teams are interested. Jared pitched well, but the bull pen gives up a four run, im john clark from csn. Were right back. If you want to sell your car carmax will give you seven days to consider their offer. Why seven days . Science. Join me as we walk through the seven stages of decisioning. 1. Consideration. 2. Questioning. 3. Deciding. 4. Queso. 5. Nap. 6. Sudoku. 7. Tambourine practice. I think i made my point. Theyll give you an offer for your car, you take seven days to think about it. Im Jim Rosenfield live at the wells fargo center, where day two of the dnc is now in the books, but earlier today there was a surprise political sighting today, Vice President joe biden made an appearance, touring the arena ahead of his speech to the dnc tomorrow. The vp brushed aside concerns democrats are divided, saying he doesnt think many Bernie Sanders supporters will actually vote for donald trump over Hillary Clinton. Biden, just one of several high profile politicians scheduled to speak tomorrow. President barack obama is here, Hillary Clintons running mate tim kaine, and former new york city mayor Michael Bloomberg also on the lineup for wednesday. Tomorrows theme is working together. Jacqueline, you know how i am always on time to work. Today i had a good excuse, got caught in the Vice President s motorcade. Had to wait a little while. This is the best excuse youll ever get. Jim, look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Okay. Turning it over to sheena parveen, and a final look at our weather. Another steamy day on tap for tomorrow. Another hot one. We hit 92 today. Technically we are still in a heat wave. We have been in a heat wave since last friday, so the 90s continue. Tomorrow 92, mostly dry, cant rule out a shower or thunderstorm, mostly in delaware, it would be brief, though. Then by thursday we have a better chance of scattered showers and storms. Mid 90s friday and through the weekend, rain chances continue, but temperatures finally break out of the 90s. Now if you look at next week with the tenday forecast on ten, temperatures back around 90 by the end of the week. So its not going to be a huge cool down over the weekend, but the rain will help temperatures to drop a bit. That will help. Well all like that. Sheena, thank you. Thats nbc 10 news at 11 00. Im jacqueline london. Have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Michael Fassbender, abby elliott, musical guest bastille. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 508 massachusettes steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody, welcome, please sit down. Welcome, enjoy yourselves. Hot crowd tonight, a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here. Heres what i love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] so sweet. You make me feel good. Thank you very much. Its going to be a fun show tonight. Heres what everyones talking about, though. Of course, its the Democratic Convention which began last night. There were several big moments. By the end, everyone was chanting, im with her. Unfortunately for hillary, they were talking about Michelle Obama. But [ laughter ] it was great. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Michelle gave a really great speech last night, but she wasnt the only one. Bernie sanders gave the final speech of the night, which kept being delayed by applause. Bernie was, like, please stop with the clapping, youll make the lights go on and off again. [ laughter ] i cant i have one in my house. [ applause ] during his speech, Bernie Sanders said that he knows people are disappointed with the results of the primaries, saying, quote, i think its fair to say nobodys more disappointed than i am. [ laughter ] at which point, jeb bush threw his empty haagan daas container at the tv. What about me . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve steerike [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was three beers. Steve yeah, three beers. Jimmy hes pretty fun to hang out. Steve bowled 301. [ laughter ] jimmy how do you bowl 300 and lose . Bernie sanders also said that this election is about the future we create for our children and grandchildren. Bernies grandchildren were so touched that they immediately told their grandchildren. [ applause ] touching. Eva longoria also spoke last night and said, quote, a latina from south texas is introducing the first black senator from new jersey on the week we nominate our first woman candidate for president. And everyone at home playing a a convention drinking game passed out. Theyre like [ laughter and applause ] wow. [ light laughter ] badminton. Steve yeah, badminton. [ light laughter ] jimmy actually, boyz ii men actually opened up the Democratic Convention yesterday, performing [ applause ] we love boyz ii men. Performed their hit motown philly. Yeah. They closed out the show with Bernie Sanders singing its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Its i know. [ applause ] its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday day day day [ cheers and applause ] guys, i saw that the first night of the Democratic Convention had 3 million more viewers than the first night of the republican convention. You can tell the ratings were good when nbc announced its new show chicago michelle. [ laughter ] [ applause ] now that were into the general election, Hillary Clintons really starting to go after donald trump. In fact, yesterday she called trumps border wall, quote, imaginary wall. Lhh which would be funny if a a year ago we were not talking about trumps imaginary chances at actually being elected president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] and get this, Hillary Clintons Campaign Launched a game app on sunday where you can complete challenges and get real rewards including an autograph from Hillary Clinton. We actually have a clip from the game. Looks pretty fun. [ pop ] [ ding ] deleted [ laughter ] deleted deleted deleted [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pretty good. Its good. Check this out. D. J. Khaled said in a new interview that he wants to snapchat the birth of his first child. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] his family will always be like, oh, were always going to remember this, and its gone. [ laughter and applause ] what filter was that . And, finally, this is just weird. Police in the u. K. Are looking for a man who likes to ride his bike naked at night. Apparently, hes the first person to be reported to the police by his own bicycle. [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, guys. Welcome, everybody. We have a great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, jason bourne himself, matt damon will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats exciting. Matt and i are going to face off in a game of box of lies. [ audience oohs ] be sure to tune in for that. Then later this week, will smith will be here, Margot Robbie will be. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from usher. Steve oh jimmy you dont want to miss it. Its a hot week. But first we have a fantastic show tonight. From the new movie the life between oceans, Michael Fassbender is joining us. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good man. Later in the show im challenging michael to a game of frozen blackjack. Like blackjack except steve but frozen. Jimmy yeah. Steve let it go. Jimmy no, no. Steve you want to hit . Jimmy no, not like that. Nothing to do with the movie. No. Steve oh. Jimmy have you seen frozen . Steve the movie . Jimmy yeah. Steve ive seen it like 50 times, are you kidding me . I watch it on dvd almost every night. [ cheers ] jimmy you telling me you got frozen on dvd . Steve i got two copies of frozen on dvd. That way, if im upstairs watching it, i start it at the same time in the basement, so if i go down in case i have to get a tool, i can watch it on the basement on dvd. Jimmy i only have a a basement. [ laughter ] i havent built the other floor yet. Steve oh, my gosh. You telling me what are you going to do with the other floors . Jimmy right now i live in a a underground bunker. [ light laughter ] and when i get in there, i watch frozen on dvd. Steve how big is the tv . Jimmy bluray. Steve bluray dvd . Jimmy yeah thats right. Steve how bigs the tv . Jimmy about 43 inches. [ laughter ] steve 43 inches. Underground, 43 inch tv, bluray frozen on dvd. Thats living the life. Jimmy you wont even believe it. And you know how i connect the dvd to my tv . Steve how is that, my friend . Both monster cables [ cheers and applause ] steve gold plated. Jimmy just throw them in, yeah. Plus from the very funny show odd mom out, abby elliot is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah, abby jimmy we love abby shes fantastic. Steve shes a delight. Jimmy shes fantastic on that show. And we got great music, you guys, oh, my gosh. I always love when we have i love music obviously, but man, these guys came, and they brought it. Bastille is here, you guys. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they brought it tonight. They are fantastic. It is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of the Democratic National convention. It kicked off yesterday in philadelphia. The republicans had their week. Now its the democrats turn. Lets take a look at the pros and cons of the Democratic National convention. Here we go. Pro, Michelle Obama gave a a powerful, moving speech last night. Con, if you missed it, just watch the Melania Trump speech eight years from now. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its that good. Its that good. Steve that good of a a speech. Jimmy pro, hearing tim kaine shout to latina voters, yo soy tim kaine. Con, hearing hillary shout to her assistant yo, soy latte. Lets go [ applause ] steve hurry up. Jimmy hurry up. Pro, hillary leaks is an email scandal exposing dnc bias against Bernie Sanders. Con, bernie leaks is what happens when he forgets to take his flomax. [ audience ohs ] awkward situation. Steve happens to the best of us. Jimmy you dont want to be in that position. Steve yeah, depends. It all depends. Jimmy it all depends. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] pro, the convention is chaired by ohio representative marcia fudge. [ light laughter ] con, or as Chris Christie put it, im with her. Wait, come on [ applause ] steve forget about it. Jimmy pro, celebrity attendees included katy perry, demi lovato, lady gaga and eva longoria. Con, or as bill clinton put it, im with them. I mean that [ applause ] steve hes with them . Jimmy no, hes there as well is what im saying. Hes there as well. Steve he agrees with them politically. Jimmy pro, dropping balloons at the end of the convention. Con, watching them all stick to Bernie Sanders head. [ laughter ] [ applause ] pro, the symbol for democrats is a donkey. Con, which explains their new slogan, dat ass, though. [ cheers and applause ] steve really . Thats theor new slogan . Jimmy i think so. Steve incredulous. Jimmy and finally pro, Hillary Clintons slogan is im with her. Con, the full slogan is im with her because i was gonna be with Bernie Sanders but then that didnt work out and my other option is donald trump, so yeah. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with Michael Fassbender, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] im free to do what i want and have a good time. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime Academy Award nominated actor starring in a a new film opposite Alicia Vikander called the light between oceans, which is in theaters september 2nd, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Michael Fassbender [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, love you, buddy good to see you. Good to see you. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. Thanks for having me, man. Jimmy i dont think ive seen you since you got nominated for another Academy Award, for steve jobs, buddy. Congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] is that exciting . Do you get excited about those . I mean thats like the biggest award ever. I mean, do you still, or, like, i did it, right . Uh, no. Its exciting, and you know, and an element of excitement in being nervous, but it was fun. Nice to have my family there. Jimmy you bring your mom and dad to all the things . Yeah, everywhere. Their kind of still chaperoning me, actually. Jimmy they really are. Since gradeschool, yeah. Thats right, yeah. Jimmy they must be excited to its a thrill for them right . For sure, with my sister as well. She lives in california. So she came down with her two boys. So that was nice. Jimmy the whole family. Yeah. Jimmy thats fantastic. Are they cool . Do they like go, oh, my gosh, have to go meet that person . Ah, well, my dad tends to just bumble his way into scenarios. Jimmy he bothers you . Kind of. [ laughter ] jimmy what would he, like, do . No, hes going to be watching this, so embarrassed now. Um, its terrible. Jimmy no. No, he went up to William Defoe one time, i remember him giving him advice on something he hadnt even seen. [ laughter ] jimmy like, dad, what are you doing . It was like the umbrella around the neck and pulled him over. Jimmy my parents come to the show all the time. They come and, you know, i love them. They are great. And their always backstage. My mom just kind of wanders around. Shes like, she ends up in like Michael Mcdonalds dressing room shes like, i thought this was the ladies room. I didnt know where i was going. And i go yeah. [ light laughter ] and he goes, what a fool believes you got to get out of my dressing room im going to call the police now jimmy its awful, awful. Also, my mother doesnt really sound like that, but i, but Michael Mcdonald does . [ laughter ] my mom sings like Michael Mcdonald. Growing up, everything, just like its a boy well name him jimmy the school bus is waiting for you [ laughter ] hes so good. Love him. Lets talk about your new film, this is the life between oceans. Yeah. Jimmy you and your costar, Alicia Vikander, oh gosh, i love her. Shes my favorite. Every thing i see her in, shes fantastic. And its a beautiful story. I dont want to get into too much what its about because its heart breaking. Its beautiful. Yeah. Its pretty heart breaking. Its kind of an oldfashioned sort of story in a way. Its, you know, theres no real clear villain or good guy or anything like that. Its about loss and love and forgiveness, i guess. Its a story of a couple that ends up sort of, going on an island, living there, and hes a lighthouse keeper, and they try and have, jimmy i always wanted to be a a lighthouse keeper. Me too. Jimmy no, i really did. Did you really . Jimmy i really did. Why . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know, they just looked cool. The isolation. It misses, the isolation. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you, my therapist now . [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy i always wanted to be or even in ireland you get a a nice lighthouse and just make it into like a fun party house, and have a firemans pole in the middle. Yeah, okay. Jimmy and you go down. Okay, combine. Jimmy yeah, i love spiral staircases. Okay. Jimmy so i do that all the way up to the bedroom, and then wake up in the morning and fire pole down the middle. I always wanted to have a a slide from my bedroom to the bathtub. You know, lets say the bathtub was down on the bottom floor, you could have it sort of syncronized, hopefully it would work, that would fill with water and you wouldnt slide into an empty bathtub. But you can have another slide that takes you right out the front door and then you can have another slide that takes you down to the kitchen. I saw it on ripleys believe it or not one time. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i think it was a a board game. I think it was like chutes and ladders. That was a different [ laughter ] either way its fun. I was more of a candyland guy myself. [ laughter ] but i want to show everyone a a clip here. Here is Michael Fassbender in the light between oceans. Take a look at this. Take me out to see janus, will you. What . I want to see it. I want to see where you hide yourself away. Im afraid that would be against commonwealth rules. The only one allowed in janus is the keepers wife. Then marry me. [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats beautiful, yeah. Thats a real one. You look good with a mustache. You look good with a lot of things. My best acting is from the back of my head. Jimmy youre costar Alicia Vikander taught me this swedish game called pen and bottle. Yes. Jimmy have you ever played this . Oh, i have indeed. Jimmy you have . Yeah. Jimmy are you okay at it . Im pretty good, yeah. Requires a good squat. [ laughter ] jimmy it really does. I think it says that on the board game when you take it home. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy requires a good squat. You have to do warm up exercises. Jimmy we have a pen and a a bottle and a string here. Cool. Jimmy you want to play pen and bottle really quick . For sure. For sure. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill put the bottle down here. On this little star . Jimmy yeah its yours. All right, so you put the pen, the string and the pen and everyone can do this at home, all the kids are playing this. So simple. Jimmy all the kids are playing this. You think its pokemon go, but its this. [ laughter ] okay so what are we doing here . You put the pen, no, no. You dont know. Its the opposite. No, no, no. Put it around the back. Okay yeah gotcha, gotcha. Jimmy put it around the back. Tighten it first, though, right . Jimmy yes, yes, yes. You tighten it. And then here you go. You see it . Should button this up a a little. Jimmy im moving too much. Wheres yours . Okay good, good. Yours is quite short. [ laughter ] jimmy well, its wrapped around my waist. It should be, yeah. [ laughter ] its actually quite long. [ laughter ] all right. Okay, okay. Jimmy all right, buddy. Can we face the opposite way . I dont know, you started this. Jimmy oh, yeah i did start this. Okay are we going this way . Jimmy how we doing this, buddy . Okay, here we go, ready. Count it. Jimmy pen in the bottle, one, two, three [ cheers and applause ] oh, i lost it. Im off center. [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy im a pro now im a pro at it. Im going to the pro circuit. Mike and i are going to play another game. Got, frozen blackjack, after the break. Youll get redemption after the break, well see what happens. That was not bad. [ cheers and applause ] i know, i know. Just keep breathing, honey. [doctor] give meone big push, cmon. It looks good, babe, it looks good. Ohhhhhweee woah [mom] hes beautiful. [son] mom. Dad. Nurse. Bees are born fully grown. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple. La charrue passe dans le ciel et je descends lentement but do you really know what it means . Ound a lot these days. No. The answer is no. Because its complicated and sciencey. But with my nutrition mixes, you dont have to worry about the science. You can just put it in your pie hole. Mmm peanuts, pecans, cashews. 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Were about to play a game called frozen blackjack. Its blackjack with a twist. The twist . The winner gets to pour a a pitcher of water down a a funnel into the losers pants. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Jimmy michael, are you ready . I will deal to you first. Im ready. Jimmy now do you trust i didnt stack the deck . I can burn a couple if you no, i trust ya. Jimmy you sure . Yeah. [ light laughter ] shall i go first . No, im kidding. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] here we go. It works like this. Oh. Thats good. Jimmy not good. Thats good. Jimmy mines down. I like that. Three is a lucky number for me. Jimmy oh, okay. Thats 4 or 14. Perfect. Jimmy can i hit you . Hit it. Jimmy yeah . Yeah. Jimmy cool, man. Okay. Jimmy 18. Ill stay. [ cheers and applause ] maybe this is rigged. Jimmy oh, man. [ audience ohs ] one of five, one of five, right . Ten. Jimmy five, five, five, five, five. Oh lets shuffle these up. So the entire thing goes down your pants . Jimmy no, you can its up to you. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] alright, okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hold on a second. [ laughter ] alright, here we go. Okay, so youre saying youre saying. [ cheers ] jimmy i see you. [ cheers and applause ] oh oh, okay, go oh i go ya. You dont want to do the whole thing all at once . Come on, dude. All right, all right [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah oh, its still going. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy alright, good. Thats the ice there. [ light laughter ] oh, yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Lucky its hot out there. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I think a cube went down there. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Its, like, oh, my gosh. Okay. Jimmy oh, oh, oh. Ready . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, im ready, man. Lets go. Lets go faster. Jimmy you wanna do it, man. Go for it. One up . Jimmy flip it over. One up. Seven thats awesome. Im gonna win this one. One for me . Its up . Jimmy one down. Down for you. Then up for me. Oh. Jimmy there you go thats very good. Jimmy what im talking about. Oh. Jimmy no, no, no, no. Alright, gosh, im a bad gambler. Im a bad gambler, im a bad gambler, but you gotta know when to hold them and im just gonna know when to fold em. Jimmy im just gonna [ light laughter ] im crying, im crying. On the inside. Im going to stay. Youre gonna stay . Jimmy yeah. You should stay, probably. Jimmy yeah, i should, right . 17 . 13, thats never good. Thats never good. Thats never good. Jimmy alright, this is exciting. Its better than 14 or 15. 14, 18 [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you kidding me this stupid game. [ cheers and applause ] i feel youre gonna come strong in the last hand. Jimmy oh, yes yes, oh oh, yes [ cheers and applause ] its still going. Its still going. Jimmy i know, i know. Trust me, i can tell. [ laughter ] we got no water left. Jimmy we dont. Thats why we have to bring in the secret weapon. Oh, no [ audience ohs ] it is rigged it is rigged [ laughter ] jimmy it is so its so rigged. Its so rigged. Jimmy its so nice having you here, man. [ laughter ] oh, man. Jimmy its been a pleasure. [ laughter ] oh, man, its going to wake you up, buddy. Okay, okay. Jimmy here we go. One for you, right . Alright. Jimmy six, thats decent. Not good, not good. [ laughter ] oh, not bad. Jimmy what is going on . Should i double down . Jimmy i think triple down. Can i get two of those . Jimmy here we go right here. What do i got . Oh. Jimmy again . Alright, ace is 17 possibly. Yeah, im gonna have to take one. Jimmy i feel like im gonna lose this again. Oh, 17. Im gonna stay. [ laughter ] jimmy we havent seen that many low cards. No, we havent. We havent. Jimmy the audience thinks the audience wants you to go for it. What should i do . [ cheers and applause ] i just see one person going, no, no, no. Jimmy come on. You never know, man. You could get 21. Hit it. Im gonna hit. Hit it. Jimmy youre the best. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy youre the best. Youre a good sport. Lets just see what you had. Just so we see. 14. Jimmy i would have had 24. I would have busted. You would have busted. Jimmy yeah. I would have been dry going home tonight. Jimmy no, this is fantastic. So be it. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Jimmy is it in there . Its in there . Theres a little bit of residue. Theres still a bit of residue. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, oh woo oh [ laughter ] jimmy Michael Fassbender, everybody the light between oceans is in theatres, september 2nd. Abby elliott joins us next. Go see his movie. Hes the man, come on. [ cheers and applause ] intrthe only lemon lime soda with a twist of real juice. Its a crisp, refreshing twist on lemon lime. Insist on the twist. You can help prevent blindness in undernourished children across the globe by getting your vitamins at walgreens. Walgreens. At the corner of happy and healthy. Right now with card, select centrum vitamins are buy one, get one half off. Youve wished upon it all year, and now its finally here. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest stars on the highly entertaining Television Series odd mom out now in its second season, which you can see monday nights at 10 00 pm on bravo. Please welcome the very lovely, the very talented abby elliott [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, abby jimmy oh, i got lipstick on your face. Im sorry. Jimmy oh, thats fine. I like it. No, thats cool. Oh, its cute. Yes. Just own it. Jimmy own it. Im leaving it on. I just met Michael Fassbender backstage. Jimmy you did . I did. Jimmy how is he doing . Hes amazing. Jimmy yeah. You know, he is my celebrity exception with my husband to be. So, hes like my get out of jail free card. My hall pass. Jimmy oh, boy. Yeah. Jimmy well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] im hoping that we have security back there to make sure everything goes by okay. I mean jimmy hes a, yeah, hes a a tall drink of water right there. He is. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. [ light laughter ] abby, im so proud of you, i kind of feel like ive seen your whole career. Yeah jimmy because i was there when you first got cast in saturday night live. Yes. Jimmy youre the youngest female cast member ever. [ cheers and applause ] 21. Yep, i was 21. Yeah. Jimmy 21, but like i watched you grow, and now youre killing it odd mom out. Youre getting married. Im getting married. Jimmy who are you marrying first of all . He didnt even ask my permission. [ light laughter ] i feel like your dad. I didnt realized i need to. Jimmy no, i feel like your dad. He jimmy who is he . Do i know him . His name is bill kennedy. He is a writer for house of cards. Jimmy is he kennedy, kennedy . He is hes a kennedy of the canadian kennedys. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, okay, alright. Thats interesting, yeah. Hes a writer on house of cards . Hes a writer on house of cards. Jimmy oh, i love house of cards. So wonderful. Hes my dream man, so excited to marry him in september. Jimmy oh, im so happy for you. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations congratulations to bill as well. Did you have your bachelorette thing . I did. I had my bachelorette jimmy was it wild . In nashville. Jimmy yes, i love nashville. [ cheers and applause ] isnt that fun . Its the best town. I love it so much. Jimmy no, its one of my Favorite Places ever. It was so great. Like, 14 girls, we rented an air bnb. It was super fun. I, the first night, my maid of honor, my sister bridey, hired a male stripper to come over. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy alright, i dont know if i approve of this either, yeah. What was yeah, what was his act . So, he came in as a hockey player. Jimmy oh, wait. He was a hockey player . His name was jessie. His name was jessie. He came in as a hockey player, yeah. It was like an homage to my High School Boyfriend who was the captain of the hockey team. Thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy loser. Nice try, loser. [ laughter ] but, yeah, so jessie came in the first night. Jimmy i love jessie. Did he just announce his name when he comes in . Yes. Like, jesse in the house. Jimmy im jessie, open up he came in, he had jessies girl playing on a, [ laughter ] like a little boom box. But like, so everybody was, like, coming in from, like, flights, like trickling in. It was the first night. Jimmy all your friends, yeah. Yeah. And he came at, like, 8 30 p. M. Jimmy and he says, im jessie like were all sitting jimmy and then jessies girl plays . Yeah, he comes in jimmy on a boom box . On like a little, he brings a little boom box. Like, were all like [ laughter ] like, he walked into a a nancy meyers movie. [ laughter ] were like jimmy all white. Everyones drinking wine. We have like cheese and charcuterie laid out and were wrapped in like cashmere blankets. Jimmy yeah, of course. And he comes in, like, everyones sitting on the couch, like, oh, my gosh. So, you know, he does his thing, hes like so sweet. You know, hes awesome, sweet, and totally jimmy is that what you want from a stripper . [ laughter ] hes so sweet and really nice. Well, he was very sensitive. Jimmy he baked us cookies afterwards. [ laughter ] sounds like a roommate. [ laughter ] be nice. Jimmy so, wait, sorry, he does this thing. Im sorry i cut you off. No. He was very sensitive. Like, he needed some positive reinforcement. [ laughter ] while he was doing his act. So, he would, like, do a move on top of me, and then, like, all the other girls would be like cheers and like whisper in my ear, like, was that okay . [ light laughter ] like, are you enjoying this at all . Jimmy a needy stripper. Oh, yeah, youre so good. Just keep doing what youre doing. Its really, like, everyones loving it. Yeah. So, you know, he just needed some he brought his own he brought a hundred singles of his own. [ laughter ] jimmy he made it rain on himself . To give to us to give, you know, to, like, throw at him. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I mean, everyone was happy. It wasnt like, you know. Jimmy yeah. So we were, like, putting it in his panties and like jimmy panties, come on. Out of respect for jessie. He calls them undies. Yeah, okay. Jimmy underoos. Underoos. Jimmy oh, my gosh. So, yeah. So he had jimmy hundred bucks. Hundred dollars just like strewn about the room. The living room, but, like, brightly lit living room by the way. Jimmy wasnt prepared for a a stripper or a show at all. No, no. This was like someones house that we were in. Jimmy yeah. So he unplugged his boom box. Yeah, so you know, at the end of the tease, he goes around, hes like, okay, lets get the dollars now. [ laughter ] jimmy this is the worst stripper ive ever heard. Lets all come on. Clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do your share it was totally that. So, we were all like, oh, my god, like searching like under like the sofa and the cushions. So we got all the like dollars and hes like counting them. [ laughter ] hes, like eating charcuterie. Like, while, were like, thats our prosciutto. [ laughter ] jimmy thats our prosciutto. He counts the dollars like four times, coming up 2 short. We paid him like a good fee, plus tips. Jimmy yeah. You know, it wasnt like jimmy youre the one that brought this play money. I think he thought that we were maybe like ripping him off like a couple bucks. Jimmy who is this guy . This guys a scam artist, man. Yeah, so he finally, like, we found one of them, gave it to him, and then two weeks later i was, like, in my jean pocket, im like, oh, my god, this is jessies dollar. [ laughter ] i found jessies dollar. And, jimmy, i brought it. Today. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] to give to you. As a memento. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy am i doing okay . Am i doing all right . Yeah. Thats it. Jimmy is that okay . Am i doing it right . Is everything fine . Is that cool . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy okay, right now. Im sorry. Oh, youre doing a good job. You should never you shouldnt feel bad about it. Jimmy i shouldnt . Okay. Everyone clean up. Everyone pick up goodbye ill then owe you the dollar. Jimmy goodbye jessie out. Hashtag me. No. Jimmy congratulations. And im honored. Thank you. Jimmy thank you very much. Yes, yeah. Keep that for good luck. Jimmy jessie, yeah. Thats for you, buddy, yeah. Gotta come on the tonight show, if you wanna get it back. [ light laughter ] i wanna talk about your show, odd mom out, congratulations on this. Thank you. Jimmy it is so funny. [ cheers and applause ] if you havent seen it, you gotta watch bravo at 10 00 p. M. Jill kargman, man, she is funny. Shes so funny. Shes just like jimmy and what a great voice. An open book. Shes like totally, just, like, she could just, like, spew off these things. Im just like, howd you come up with that . And it just comes from her brain. Jimmy its hilarious. Like she doesnt need any training or anything. Jimmy you guys together work great. Its good. 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