Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20170404

[ cheers and applause ] and ive been waiting for this moment for all my life orlando [ cheers and applause ] can you feel it comin in the air tonight tonight show orlando [ cheers and applause ] questlove jimmy what are you doing . Jimmy uh, well since were taking the show down to orlando, i thought id sing this for our big opening. Questlove okay, were out in the car waiting for you. Lets go. Were going on vacation jimmy nice but first, can you just play that awesome drum fill . Questlove all right. [ cheers and applause ] i found out long ago its a long way down the holiday road holiday road oh oh oh oh holiday road oh oh oh oh questlove are we there yet . Jimmy nope. Questlove how about now . Jimmy no. Questlove how about now . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy take a nap take a nap and ill wake you up when we get there questlove jimmy, higgins is putting his hand in my personal space. Steve i was not i was stretching. Questlove but we made invisible dividers. This is mine, and youre crossing it. Steve you know what . This isnt your whole car. [ cheers and applause ] cool ride, bro [ cheers ] catch you on the flippityflop questlove come on, man jimmy hey, thats it that is it thats it if you guys dont cut it out, were gonna turn this car around, were going back to new york, and no one gets to ride the new ride. Got it . Both yeah. Jimmy good. Good. This is good. This is fun. Were having good. Were having fun. Hashtag, what is it . Questlove he says hes got to use the bathroom. Jimmy okay, fine. Okay, make it quick, okay . We gotta be in orlando by 11 30 to do the show. Make it quick let me pull over to the side of the road there. Steve uhoh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we made it [ cheers ] here we are, guys Universal Studios. All right. We have one minute til the show starts. Lets go [ laughter ] woo whoa, whoa. Sorry, guys. Park closes at 9 00. Jimmy uh actually, i think my name is probably on the list. Great. We dont have a list. Parks closed. Jimmy but im [ clears throat ] jimmy fallon. [ cheers ] i dont care who you are. Youre not getting in, guys. Jimmy we have to get in. We drove all the way from new york. We gotta put on the show. We have a new ride how are we gonna tell people about the ride if we cant get in . Park. Closed. Steve you heard the man. Lets go home, guys. Jimmy wait, wait a second. Go home . Go home . The tonight show doesnt go home. Did George Washington go home when he invented the telephone . [ laughter ] did Wilt Chamberlain go home when he invented electricity . [ light laughter ] did ben franklin go home when he did a 360 windmill dunk over Kareem Abdul Jabar . Questlove no . Jimmy you bet your ass they didnt because they loved what they were doing. They were having fun. Have we forgotten about fun . So many people work so hard every single day, and if you cant have a good laugh before you go to bed at night, then whats the point . Thats our job. Thats the tonight shows job. [ cheers and applause ] so im gonna ask you. Im gonna beg you. Please, can you find it in your heart to let us in and go have some fun . Wow. That was a beautiful speech. But youre not getting in, guys. I dont care how much [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Hashtag youre alive come on, guys, lets go here we are we made it its time to start the show. [ cheers and applause ] lets go have some fun. Come on, lets go lets go come on, lets go [ cheers and applause ] here we go woo [ cheers and applause ] steve from universal Orlando Resort in the heart of sunny florida, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests vin diesel, Shaquille Oneal musical guest pitbull featuring Stephen Marley, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove orlando steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome thank you very much, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, we are so excited to be here at universal orlando for the opening of our new tonight show ride, race through new york. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, we came all the way to florida to go on a ride that makes us feel like were back in new york. [ laughter ] it just makes total sense. But not everyone was so excited. When he heard i was getting my own ride, e. T. Told me, stay in your lane, girl. Okay . And i go [ light laughter ] thats how he talked. [ light laughter ] stay in your lane. Of course, theres a ton of rides to go on here in universal orlando. I hear a lot of them have separate lines for single riders, which helps them get on faster, yeah. We actually asked some single riders about their experiences. Check this out, this person said, being a single rider lets me go on more rides in less time. [ light laughter ] this person said, on my own, i was able to go on five rides in one hour. Finally, this person said, forget the rides, just being alone is the fun part. [ cheers and applause ] what, what are you talking about . Thats thats being alone . Steve oh, shes here. Jimmy we we have a a really big show for you tonight, you guys. Vin diesel is here. [ cheers and applause ] hes got a new movie, the fate of the furious. We have pitbull on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes got a hot song pitbull vin diesel and pitbull. I guess they wanted to prove once and for all that theyre not the same person. [ laughter ] theyre different people, you guys, and youll find that out. You will find that out tonight. I cant even get over how fun this has been, though, really. I mean flying to florida and working one hour a day [ light laughter ] now i know how it feels to be president [ laughter and applause ] its just exciting wow, i just its exciting. So guys, as i mentioned earlier, were so excited about this. Our ride race through new york opens to the public this week. Were all very excited and thankful. [ cheers and applause ] that means that means that its time for grape to the cork. This is where we send our writer, arthur, down to the ride to see how excited people are and to see whether or not they noticed that hes mispronouncing race through new york. [ laughter ] check this out. Grape to the cork grape to the cork [ applause ] you havent been on it, but you said youre excited to go on it . Yeah. Lets talk about how excited you are. Okay. How excited are you to go on grape to the cork . Very excited. How did you first hear about rice goose whose corn . [ light laughter ] i mean we were doing research when we found out we were coming to orlando do you think that you would bring your kids on snapes naptime yard . Sure, i dont see why not. Who do you think you would tell about make moo shu pork . [ light laughter ] all my friends, family do you think that youre going to bring your kids on straight dudes of horse . [ laughter ] oh, 100 , yeah. Hes dying to go on it again. Who was the first person to tell you about a224 . They brought me in on the ride. What percent chance do you think that you will go on hey, cool new shorts . 100 , 100 . Do you think that theres any chance that you will go on wave to the dork . We would like to, yes, we would, yes. Who will you tell about train choo choo all aboard . [ laughter ] uh, definitely i would say im putting this on facebook. Uh, what percent chance do you think that youre going to go on drakes mooned al gore . I would give it 100 . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, everybody, we are so excited to be here at Universal Studios in orlando, florida. [ cheers and applause ] we are celebrating the grand opening of our new attraction, the race through new york. There it is right there on the pictures. [ cheers and applause ] i cant i cant even tell you how im feeling right now, because its kind of surreal for me to have got this far and that we actually have a a simulator or roller coaster, whatever youre calling it [ light laughter ] about about about our show. And i just think i just cant thank you, the audience, enough. And i cant thank our crew enough [ cheers and applause ] because without you guys, liking what we do and without all of your hard work and everyone heres hard work, this could never be a reality. To make a talk show into a ride is just insane to me. But universal did such a great job as well, uh doing it. Youre going to be your minds going to be blown on how beautiful everything is. And you dont you can go in, theres like two floors to it, and the first floor is museum to the tonight show, and its beautiful. It just goes to show how much how how big the show is the tonight show. And just its been around for over sixty years, and its Like Technology meets history. Steve yeah. Jimmy and were its just a cool [ cheers and applause ] im really excited. Well talk more about this as the week goes on. Guys, we have a great week of shows for you tonight. Tomorrow, my man, Blake Shelton is here to talk, and perform. Steve yeah jimmy later in the week, we have Dwayne Johnson [ cheers and applause ] we have jay leno will be here [ cheers and applause ] and we have performances from flo rida and jason derulo [ cheers and applause ] but first weve got a huge show tonight. From the giant new movie, the fate of the furious, vin diesel is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love that guy. And of course, orlando legend Shaquille Oneal is in the house tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, yeah, in the house. Jimmy who, who i havent even said hi to him before the show. Steve really . Jimmy because im laser focused because tonight, shaq and i are going headtohead in a lip sync battle. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] no jimmy im ready for it steve oh jimmy im ready bring it on. Steve no jimmy and then, this guy always does it right. We got a performance from mr. 305 himself. Mr. Worldwide, pitbull. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy featuring Stephen Marley. Climate change. Thats a great show tonight. A a lot of show. Guys, obviously, theres a lot of bad news out there in the world, but look, we at the tonight show decided to do something about that. Weve got a bunch of real news anchors from all over the country to read stories that we wish were true. Stories that make us feel good. [ light laughter ] ill show you what i mean in tonights installment of ive got good news and good news. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ive got good news ive got good news ive got good news tax day has been moved from april 15th to august 42nd, which really isnt a real day, so youre off the hook. Nice. [ light laughter ] this just in, your friends got together and agreed you need to post more pictures of yourself on social media. [ light laughter ] a new study finds that you know what . To heck with new studies. Lets just look at this picture of austin powers. [ light laughter ] yeah, baby. In sports, the Orlando Magic have decided to change their name to the orlando you. Well, because youre magical. [ laughter ] hey, watch this smile. [ light laughter ] not bad, right . The stock market went down and then up and then back down and then back up again. But you know what didnt change today . My love for reeses Peanut Butter cups. [ laughter and applause ] im a proud Peanut Butter boy. You down with pbb . Yeah, you know me. [ laughter ] oh, sorry, i didnt see you there. I was on tinder swiping right on you. [ laughter and applause ] todays weather is partly cloudy with a chance of dancing. Thats right. You heard me. Get those dancing shoes on and lets hit the club. Mama want to disco. 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It opens in imax and theaters next friday. Please give it up for vin diesel, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what they do thats what they do please welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Vin diesel, yeah, everybody. Thank you so much for being on the show. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy thats gotta feel good, right . [ cheers ] so much love for you, so much love for you. Jimmy good, youre a good man. They have love for you back. Wow, this is jimmy thank you for coming back in to see us. I do want to talk about the new movie as well, but i also i also want to say, youre at Universal Studios. This is a theme park. Yeah. Jimmy are you a theme park guy . [ laughter ] you can be honest. Youre not. What what dont you like about them . [ laughter ] do you get mobbed . Is that what it is . Im not a real roller coaster kind of guy. [ cheers ] jimmy what are you talking vin why would you say this, on National Television . [ light laughter ] i dont know why im doing this. Jimmy really . Because youve you asked the question. And i got the be honest. Im not a i mean i i do stunts for a living. Jimmy yeah, youre one of the most biggest you are the biggest. What are you talking about . Youre afraid of roller coasters . I just dont do roller coasters. Jimmy you jump out of planes and stuff. [ laughter ] you know like, blow things blow up wherever you show up. I would rather ride a gsxr with a loose screw, 150 maybe 170 miles an hour, down the turnpike without a helmet, than get on a roller coaster. Jimmy what . [ light laughter ] have you ever tried a a a simulator . I just dont do roller coasters. I dont know why. Jimmy i think you would enjoy it. You seem like a maybe i should. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] ill make sure, yeah. But youve been in florida for a little while now, right . I have been in florida. Were producing the new miami vice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how exciting is that . It was so exciting. So cool to see your open. I mean, that was just dead on. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Thank you. And i got to say, you know, im not suppose to say this, because weve got to keep the show rolling, but jimmy fallon is so good. [ cheers and applause ] from a from a person who, when im not on set, im dreaming up these movies and im trying to make the impossible feel real. His expertise i really mean that. I mean, i want this to be historic. You are the best of the best. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, buddy. I want to thank you. Yeah, they dont want to [ cheers and applause ] we love what we do they dont want to they didnt want to give it up. Work with me. Jimmy lets talk about the fate of the furious. Yes. Jimmy lets talk about the best of the best. This movie is made over like 800 billion worldwide. It opens in imax and theaters april 14th. I will say, go see it in imax if you can, because it is big yeah. Jimmy and its exciting. Yeah. Jimmy and has explosions. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know how you top the other movie, but you do every single time. [ cheers and applause ] come up with great ideas. You had a car last time you had a car come out of a plane and parachute in. And i was like theyll never top that one, man. And we did. Jimmy and you did again. Oh, my god. I got to say its its because we have the best fans in the world. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] they encourage us to continue. And were just so fortunate, were so blessed. Jimmy well, i think youre fantastic in it. I just want to show everyone a a clip of how tricky and well done and well directed this film is. Heres a clip, heres vin diesel in the the fate of the furious. Take a look at this. Hold still. [ speaking Foreign Language ] okay buster, lets see if this works. Its impossible. [ glass shattering ] jimmy oh, come on [ cheers and applause ] what more do you want . How much more can you handle . How fast, how furious can you get . What is the fate of the furious . Im so excited about that, vin. Thank you so much for coming on. My pleasure. Jimmy before you leave, i have this one thing. I was im a big fan of yours on social media. I follow you. [ light laughter ] and theres a thing on facebook i dont even know that you put these videos up of you singing karaoke with like a a video where is this going . Jimmy well, it doesnt have to [ cheers and applause ] i just saw it. Theyre here, were here. This is here. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. With a little twist. I thought it would be kind of fun if, cause this is the tonight show. We want to do something different. This microphone has a chipmunk filter. [ laughter ] would you would you be up for giving this a try . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just go, please, center stage are you serious . Jimmy yes, please. 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Go for the gold. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy to the tonight show. Im about to have a lip sync battle against a very worthy opponent. [ cheers and applause ] hes a fourtime nba champion and the most dominant center in the history of basketball. Give a warm welcome to the one, the only Shaquille Oneal. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shaq. How you doing buddy . Whats up . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shaq, heres how were going to do this, okay . [ laughter ] you and i take turns lip syncing sections of wellknown songs, each one of us trying to lip sync better than the other. We dont know which songs the other persons picked. I do not know. You do not know. Only the person performing knows which song is coming next. Were both going to do two songs each. And since ive done this before, im going to start us off. Shaq, please take your place by the roots over there. [ cheers and applause ] since we both have irish last names, my first song is a a classic by house of pain. Its called jump around. [ cheers and applause ] pack it up pack it in let me begin i came to win battle me thats a sin i wont tear the sack up punk youd better back up try and play the role and the whole crew will act up get up stand up come on come on throw your hands up if youve got the feeling jump across the ceiling muggs is a funk fest someones talking junk yo ill bust em in the eye and then ill take the punks home feel it funk it amps it are junking and i got more rhymes than theres cops that are dunking donuts shop sure nuff i got props from the kids on the hill plus my mom and my pops i came to get down i came to get down so get out your seats and jump around jump around jump around jump around jump up jump up and get down jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] im not gonna need this. [ cheers and applause ] all right, everybody stand up. [ cheers ] for my first song, im bringing 1988 back. Its time for some new jack swing. Are you ready . From bobby browns classic album, dont be cruel, this is my prerogative. Just need to do one thing first. All right, lets go. Start the music. Get busy everybodys talking all this stuff about me why dont they just let me live i dont need permission make my own decisions thats my prerogative they say im crazy i really dont care thats my prerogative they say im nasty but i dont give a damn gettin girls is how i live some ask me questions why am i so real but they dont understand me i really dont know the deal about a brother trying hard to make it right not long ago before i win this fight sing everybodys talking all this stuff about me why dont they just let me live i dont need permission make my own decisions thats my prerogative its my prerogative [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. Pitbull in the house. [ cheers and applause ] thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair right there. Thats not fair. You didnt know you had special guest. Okay, im going to up my game. You guys want to stand over there for a second. See whats up, pitbull. All right. He sees you. Jimmy i cant believe pitbull came out. [ cheers and applause ] i need to up my game a little bit here. Im going to need [ cheers ] im going to do im going to do a quick costume change. Im going to do a quick costume. [ cheers and applause ] all right. So this song im doing is a a duet, but i dont need another person to do it. Im going to do it by myself, and its by Ariana Grande and john legend. Its from the new movie musical beauty and the beast. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Im ready. [ cheers and applause ] tale as old as time true as it can be barely even friends then somebody bends unexpectedly just a little change small to say the least both a little scared neither one prepared beauty and the beast [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy . Jimmy yeah. Im not going to need this mic. This is my final song, and its a lip sync battle first, a duet with the person im battling, you. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Yes. So jimmy do i know the song . You will know it. Its your show. Jimmy wait, what . Who goes first . So heres the mic, i got to you go first. Jimmy i dont know the song. Youll know it. Go. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] dont go breaking my heart i couldnt if i tried honey if i get restless baby youre not that kind dont go breaking my heart you take the weight off of me honey when you knock on my door i gave you my key [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] pitbull right there [ cheers and applause ] i got give this one to shaq. Shaq, that was a first. [ cheers and applause ] were talking to shaq after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] mmmm devour, so creamy. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. 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No gasoline cleans better than chevron with techron. Care for your car. Im sorry. Am i in your spot . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys having fun . You guys having a good time . [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, me too. Our next guest is a 15time nba allstar. A league mvp. A fourtime nba champion, an olympic gold medalist, and a a member of the Basketball Hall of fame. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Shaquille Oneal. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Shaquille Oneal. I want you on the show every single week, because we always have so much fun. Thanks for doing that lip sync battle. Im glad we got to do it here in orlando, our first night in orlando. That was great. [ cheers and applause ] ive been waiting to do this battle with you for years. So thank you for the opportunity. [ light laughter ] jimmy i cant believe. Oh, please. I cant believe here in orlando. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] this is you started your amazing career here in orlando. I have a picture of you from 1993 when you first started. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] look at that dude. That was a long time ago. Yeah, i was drafted here in 1992, left to go play for the lakers. But i still live here, so im still an orlando native. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your now world famous dunk when you used to get up on the rim with your leg and you would hang you would break backboards. Do that move again. [ laughter ] one more time. Jimmy no, i just want to see your arm reach. I dont want to test you, man. Ill do it this way. But you used to do that, and i got to say, you would shatter the glass everywhere, and i remember playing in like parks, and then somebody dunked in the park, they would bend the rim, and everybody go, oh, my gosh and then wed have to stand on somebodys shoulders to bend it back up, and to keep playing. When did you realize you would just break shatter backboards . Ive broken about ten backboards. [ light laughter ] jimmy you ever gotten cut or anything . One time the shot clock fell and hit me in the head. [ laughter ] but since it was in an arena, i had to play it off like it didnt hurt. When i got back to the locker room i was like, i need some icy hot or something. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. You need some icy hot. Yeah, i know. But they just honored you over at the Staples Center with a a statue, and i got to say i dont know, for me, a ride is one thing. But a statue, i mean. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] thats a great statue. Jimmy that is i have the stats on that ten feet tall, 1,200 pounds hanging off the side of the Staples Center right there. Was that a big thats got to be a giant moment for you, huh . It was a humbling moment for me because i was jimmy different angle there. Yeah, different angle. [ light laughter ] i dont like that angle. Jimmy yeah, i dont like that angle either. [ laughter ] i didnt mean to i meant to do this thing. I mean cause i felt there were a couple more lakers that were well deserving of a a statue james worthy, elgin baylor, guys like that but jimmy of course, but bigger than what they did on the court. Yeah, it was a great honor. [ cheers and applause ] its a great honor. Jimmy actually, we made some mini shaq stickers that are pretty cool so you can put them whenever you want. You can just have them dunking on stuff. [ light laughter ] you can have them dunking there. You can have them dunking on a a mug. Thats nice. Jimmy yeah, a little shaq, mini shaq. He can dunk on the moon. Hes cool, man. Lets talk about you, and what you do on inside the nba on tnt. Yeah, playoffs start april 15th. Jimmy yeah thats right. Golden states playing great. Boston celtics are playing great, the spurs are always [ applause ] the rockets are playing great. Jimmy who do you think though if youve got to are you allowed to say who your favorites are or no . I dont really have a a favorite. But for the past three years its been cleveland versus golden state in the finals, but i would like to see two different teams face off in the finals. Jimmy just cause just to be interesting. Yeah, you know, because you got a lot of guys playing great. I just want everybody to have an opportunity to win the championship. [ cheers and applause ] that would be nice. Jimmy we always love having you on the show. We love having you here. Thank you very much. Jimmy youre the best, dude. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Love you, too. Jimmy Shaquille Oneal, everybody. Pitbull featuring Stephen Marley perform for us next. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] woman so this happened. Zoe brought over some limearitas to avas rooftop and thats when we knew it was going to be one of those nights. Thats elyse busting out her dance move from summer of 08. she insists its her signature move, but were all pretty good at it. Yeah, looks like were staying here tonight. 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For our first performance of the week, hes a grammy Award Winning artist who kicks off a a coheadlining tour with Enrique Iglesias this summer in support of his new album, Climate Change. Performing the song, options, featuring Stephen Marley. Give it up for pitbull. [ cheers and applause ] we came here to party we came here to dance you know that youre my girl damn right im your man this night going too good dont fall for the games all the he said she said dumb i got a whole lot of names and a whole lot of numbers but ill throw them away cause i think i might love you could be the mary jane or the spell that im under but i know what this could be tearing up my history for you i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love whoo been around the game been around the fame been around the money been around some names but a chico still the same some things never change heres a tip show me your friends ill show you your future keep the change ive seen them come and go ive seen them sell their souls you my number one draft pick baby lets pick and roll i always keep you up up on a pedestal Misery Loves Company baby dont sweat these i got a whole lot of names and a whole lot of numbers but ill throw them away cause i think i might love you could be the mary jane on the spell that im under but i know what this could be tearing up my history for you put em up put em up put em up lets go lets go lets go lets go i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love they aint looking for the perfect man they looking for the perfect life they take some perfect pics they want some perfect but there aint nothing perfect girl no such thing as a Perfect World these broads try hard to be who they not and not who they are baby you sweating what baby you sweating who you talking about such and such who tries to be you man you jfk mami you got your man Misery Loves Company ill tell you one more time i got a whole lot of names and a whole lot of numbers but ill throw them away cause i think i might love you could be the mary jane or orlando the spell that im under but i know what this could be tearing up my history for you put em up put em up put em up lets go lets go lets go lets go i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love baby you know you know we got a strong thing so stop thinking about the wrong thing you know you know we got a strong thing so stop thinking about the wrong thing i got i got i got i got options you dey you dey you dey you dey top one so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love i got i got i got i got options bounce you dey you dey you dey you dey top one bounce so baby baby if it aint a problem can i get some of your love [ cheers and applause ] big round of applause for Stephen Marley, thank you so much for coming out. 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