Welcome to the nightly show. One guy was like larry ooh. So, man, last night was the start of the Republican National convention in cleveland. You know what that means the epic unblacking of the white house is kicking into high gear. Oh, man. That was kind of scary. Now, of course the big story coming from the night wasnt scott baio or benghazi or five different people calling hilary a murderer for whatever that was. It was a big Michelle Obama speech. Yes, brought to you by melania trump. Youre word is your bond and you do what you say. Youre word is your bond and you say what youre going to do. And to know that the height of youre achievement is were willingness to work hard for them. Larry oh, man. Apparently a significant chunk of Michelle Obamas 2008 speech at the democratic speech was like airlifted out of denver and dropped into cleveland for melania trump. This is shocking. And its worse than when melania took her let us do motions campaign. All right. I didnt think shed get away with that so there you go. Ok. Who is responsible for this . Whoever it is its going to be their last day on the Trump Campaign. I voted. Larry with a little help from Michelle Obama. And i have a dream. But she admitted she wrote it but it didnt stop the campaign from bending over to defend her and watch Campaign ManagerPaul Manafort defend her. How do you explain the similarities. Theres fragments of words. Larry fragments of words . Are you kidding me . No, fragments much words are like muh. Dah. She took entire groups of words, also known as sentences from the first ladys 2008 convention speech. It doesnt stop there. This is hilarious another defense came from a strategist that said the words are out there. Melania said you work hard for what you get in life and kid rock said work hard to be anything you want in life. Melania trump said work hard and my little pony said anything you can do in your dreams you can do now. Larry hold on. Nuhuh. She lifted from twilight sparkle . You couldnt even steal from the mediumsized pony . You had to steal from the little pony . Have you no decency, lady . But why do they make excuses for this . Its so clearly plagiarism. With us is is daniel condo. Larry, come on. Its all a coincidence. Come on, its nothing but coincidence. People say the same words all the time. Larry melania lifted an entire paragraph. Its plagiarism. It happens, come on. Its a total coincidence, larry. Thats all this is. Larry i think theyre reaching. Why cant they just admit they did something wrong . How do you know Michelle Obama didnt steal the speech from melania . Larry how could that possibly be. Michelle gave her speech in 2008. Did you of see the movie looper . Larry Mark Wahlberg . No, gordon levitt. Anyway, hes looping through time and going back and trig to fix stuff. Is he going to steal speeches . I dont know. Michelle obama could have straight up looped. Larry let me get this straight. For you its more plausible that michelle ope ope looped or time travelled than melania plagiarized . Yep, that makes sense to all of us at trump h. Q. Larry how do i say this . Youre a [bleep]ing idiot. You just proved my point. No more little pony. Larry daniel condone, everyone. Ok. So obviously a lot happened at the rnc last night but the thing that bugged me the most didnt even happen on the convention floor. They had the Largest Police union calling to restrict the opencarry gun laws during the Republican National convention. Larry because of recent incidents because of violence against police but because of ohios opencarry laws some police are nervous it can cause a problem. It will divert resource. People strapped with age ar15 will have a lot of Police Officers looking at them. Larry yes. Police are up there thinking hes right. Yes. That is correct. Police will watch someone carrying an ar15. That makes sense. I look at anyone squeezing peaches twice at the Grocery Store . Why do you have to keep squeezing . I dont get it. And he wont give a weirdly specific example. My grandmother can come in with an ar15 on her back and six Police Officers will be watching her. When they should be watching for other things. Larry hold up, you still have your grandmother . Shes got to be like 130. Hey, if she want to carry an ar15 i say god bless her. Hey, if i was that old i wouldnt worry about an assault rifle. So what do you posropose. Get rid of the opencarries. Larry yes. Yes. Thank you. Thats a god idea. Get rid of these open carries. Get rid of the open carries just for the threeday period. Thats fine, come back august 1 with 1,000 people with open carries and well welcome you with open arms. Larry no. Close your arms. I was agreeing with you. Apparently i was agreeing with you more than you agreeing with you. Ok, so heres whats completely insane. Theyre concerned people carrying around guns, particularly assault rifles may not be a good idea like now but in three days it will be cool. All right. What did the governor say about this . The Governors Office responsed saying they cant suspend the law unilaterally. Its a law. Larry you dont get to choose. Thats the thing with the law. Hey, im going to shoplift next week can we suspend the law for a while. But thats why you shouldnt have passed the law in the first place. Look, guys, i respect the police. I want them to be a safe as possible and i agree with them that openly carrying firearms can foster fear and violence. I just think it can foster fear and violence 52 weeks a year particularly in the same city where tamir rice was shot and killed for open carrying a toy gun. Now, the theme last night was make america safe again but as long as anyone can carry an ar15 down the street and police have no idea who theyre supposed to be watching out for i dont think anyone in cleveland should feel particularly safe. Well be right back. My brother and i have always been rivals. We would dream about racing each other, in monaco. We were born brothers. Competition made us friends. Wish bold in the 2017 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. At our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets library break shhhhhhhh. Have a break, have a kit kat its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the c300 for 379 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Larry welcome back. Now for more coverage of the 2016 Republican National convention we turn now to nightly show contributors. How are things at the Republican National convention . Oh, were not at the Republican National convention. Were actually here with you in the studio. How you doing . Yeah. Larry i dont understand. Dont worry. We didnt go to a convention. Now, we didnt have the budget for the rnc. Yeah, you only gave us 40. So instead of travelling to cleveland we went down to the Jacob Javit Center in nyc. Larry ok. So what convention did you go to . Actually we had two options. An auditors con vegvention. And the Global Market trade show. So fun. Larry were in the most riveting election the countrys ever seen and you went there . I think we made it work. I think we did. Take a look. Its huge for the show. Weve from the nightly show. Perhaps you heard of it. Hello. Were heading up to the convention. What are you doing . Should we go to the auditors convention . I have nothing to do with that. Ok. Lets do it. If you change your mind though if youve seen guy code or nurse jackie. Lots of mtv shows. And looks like the road is clear and free. The exciting thing about conventions is theres always another one right around the corner so suck it menswear convention. Were going to get an audit. Ive always liked auditors. Were going to remove you. A shame. Theres a lot of security. Guys were being kicked out because the man is kicking us out. You didnt really mean that. He told me to have a good day but i can tell he did not mean that. I got a lemon dessert. So good. For the nightly show were out. [cheers and applause] larry that has to be the single worse piece of political reporting ive ever seen in my entire life. How did you spend my 40 . A neighborhood gyros and snapples and that gyro through me like a tomahawk missile. But larry we did bring you a lemon dessert. Want it . Oh, so tasty. 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Hahahahahaha . Isnt really the trip you want to be on. Hahahaha. Hahaha. [mountain woman and key laughing together] at our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets larry hey, welcome back. The nightly show contributor Rory Albanese and robin thede and the mayor of braddock, pennsylvania. And join us on twitter using the hash tag nightly. Last night melania headline speaker. I love it was an out of work journalist going, hey, that sounds familiar. He was probably at dunkin donuts. He tweeted it. Lets show the speech again. You work hard for what you want in life. You work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your boonn and you do what you say you say kwhau youre going to go. Your word is your bond and do what you say and keep your promise. Larry i think she wrote it. Thats what she told matt lauer and i think she just changed some words like a paper. Do you think she wrote it herself . Im concerned were playing into trumps hands. Like in the greenroom i was in the greenroom going through twitter and apparently donald trump is going to drop a snapchat video on the phone with Michelle Obama and michelle saying im going to let you have it. Im pum pumping the brakes. Of course she didnt write it. As someone who just got off the campaign i think whoever wrote it is besides the point the point is its Dumpster Fire and that a campaign is dealing with this is appalling. Larry his whole campaign is a Dumpster Fire its a toilet fire. A toilet on fire and we cant stop watching. Its scott baio speak at your president ial convention. Larry i dont agree. It was so close. Someone has to copy that. I think a staffer copied it. They were pressed for time so they googled it. Normally you and i agree robin but one, lying is clintons thing so they have to lay off the lying and second, stealing because hes starting to get into the what is like what is plagiarism. Very clinton like and to me the whole melania thing is like a classic like she lives in hot world. Shes a hot girl. This is how hot girls get through high school. They copy from nerds. They dont get in trouble. Melania wouldnt get caught shoplifting like oh, did i do this and its like just take it and its the first time in her life like what is this accountability thing. She doesnt understand. Larry i feel like the Trump Campaign like he is trumminator. He gets sprayed and comes back stronger. And he lies right to peoples faces. They should have just owned it. They should have just owned it and said we made michelles speech great again. They should have just owned it. Larry the black dit but we made it greater. Cultural appropriation. And the best part was at the end of her speech when he comes out to hug her. I think we have a clip. He comes out to hug her and just points at her boob. Hes like, yeah. Thats it. Larry i guess were done. Hes like some of the things i care about. Unbelievable. It is a trophy wife. Like believe i did this . Are you kidding. My heart goes out to her. She speaks like 12 languages and foreignborn immigrant and1 9a married to to the biggest xenophobe on the planet. She knew what she was getting into. Speaks many languages but plagiarizes three. Plagiarism. Larry well right back. If you live in the new york city area or planning to visit grab free tick before taking his team to state for the first time. Gilman go get it, marcus. Go get it. Coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america to earn 1 cash back everywhere, every time. At places like the batting cages. [ crowd cheers ] 2 back at Grocery Stores and now at wholesale clubs. And 3 back on gas. 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Welcome to night one of the daily shows Republican National convention, people im trevor noah, your host we made it in cleveland and hopefully well make it out alive. We thought this convention would be chaos and havent been disappointed. Where do we start . In the first few hours, hundreds of Convention Delegates tried to boycott. Wrong try better. The police came out and said they dont feel safe. Maybe because this is going on. I never understand the camouflage. If youre trying to blend, in maybe start by losing the enormous assault rifles, people applause last night the republicans put on a threehour prime time show called foreigners are coming to kill you. Other than that, everything is great in cleveland and im not the only one who feels this way because im joined by