Happy labor day, everyone. Greg and the rest of the gang are off today so i thought i would check in to see how you were doing. That good? i am happy to hear that. We had some fantastic shows this summer with really great guests. It is tough to pick some of the best segments, but let's try anyway. President biden is angry at nancy pelosi for ushering him out the door but he understands why he didn't do it facetoface since hers was out for repairs. Cheap shot. In under five weeks, judge march on will sentence donald trump. He could go to jail. If he wears an orange jumpsuit, he will look naked. The world health organization has declared a global emergency due to monkeypox and recommends until this blows over, you should only have with oran orangutans. Astronauts are still not marooned on the international space station. Every time they think they are close to rescue, gilligan bleeped it up. Stupid, but it works. A saudi arabia man earned a guinness world record by hooking up 440 video game consoles to a single tv. Now if only he could hook up with a woman. Following complaints from peter dingle and she, disney's snow white reboot will feature cgi dwarves instead of little people, costing the company millions when they had to digitally edit the original c cast. She is not even looking. She is not even paying atte attention. Oh, it is me. May be pay attention to the show. Tim waltz defended himself against those accusing him of stolen valor, saying back when i was a fourstar general in korea, we would have shot people for that. A robot using the deep mind ai is able to beat a human at table tennis. Keep in mind, this is the human. It is not like he watches. You know what democrats hate the most besides student loan payments and me? it is when you see what they are doing, something that involves lube. Every day there is a headline that goes republicans pounce. Republicans sees, they accuse. The thing republicans are pouncing or seizing on a something the democrats are actually doing. Case in point, the new york times has a piece titled immigrants are becoming u. S. Citizens at fastest clip in years. They brag about how many new immigrants they are pumping through the system and how many are going to vote. That is in addition to all of the illegals they let in every day. That is how democraticcontrolled states have gained seats. Trunk tried to end this by forcing the senses to ban the goal to increase how many electoral votes. A state can gain extra votes in congress. God forbid an urban neighborhood gets a whole foods, but ms13 sets up shop, that is just more votes. One expert notes the surge in naturalization efficiency is reshaping the electorate months before a pivotal election. Since new citizens tend to be democrats, i get it, why not vote for the people who keep promising you free stuff. After another election or two when they realize the democrats suck, there is a new wave of naive voters coming in. The democrats can't win if everybody knows better. They have to keep pumping in new things to exploit. They are playing chess while the republicans are playing with themselves. When they do the things they are outright bragging about, they call you a bigot. They don't call it replacing. They call it reshaping. They do this a lot. It is never their fault for cheating. It is your fault for noticing. Politico had this headline. Trump moves to tie harris to biden on the economy. They are a team. We are supposed to forget joe and kamala harris met. How dare you assume they are a team just because they land as the bidenharris team. Kamala harris said she was teamed joe up until last month. She said to tell my teammate i love her as he bit down on his feeding tube and drifted towards purgatory. That is just tromped lying again. If he said the sky is blue, they would say not at night, you liar. Before the debate, she was the dead weight. They are desperately sawing at that chain. How about this, back in 2020 they demanded joe biden select a black woman as his running mate. He went with the one who called him a racist for opposing busing, never guessing one day she would chuck him under one. They demand diversity over everything else but then it is your fault for noticing. Finally, when a male prisoner who talks his way into a women's prison where he goes around rating everybody, it is his fault? no, it is yours, for noticing. They embrace policies that make them look bad, so they call you racist. If they could pass a law that would throw you in jail every time you noticed, they would do it tomorrow. Let's welcome tonight's guests. She once interned as a ball ballerina. Dana perino. Women throw their brawls at him because they want him to wear a. He has had more ups and downs than oprah's weight. Dave landau. She's got a book and a baby on the way and for $10, she will sign both. Good to see you, as always. It has been hours. Is in it interesting and clever it is called reshaping instead of replacing? that is not even coming from the government. That is coming from the media. If i wanted to reshape some something, i would buy. If i wanted to replace something, i would get a boom job. I am not going to do either of those things. Instead, i will just be myself. And that is all you get. That is all it is. One other thing. In some ways, people are thinking about this in the wrong way. For people who are worried this means all of a sudden all the guys from venezuela have come across the border and now they are citizens in voting for the democrats, that is not what is happening. You are married to an immigrant, i am married to an immigrant. The same immigrant. We are in a multiple spouse marriage. It is really unusual. Peter is such a great cook. And alayna can really do the dishes well. Sexist. In the last three years, the administration has done a terrible job at the border. Who is the most mad about that? immigrants. The people getting the citizenship now are the ones who have been in the pipeline for years, waiting for this opportunity. If you look at the numbers before the biden drop out, trump was doing better with hispanics and with black americans. He still has black americans who drifted towards him. They had not gone back to the democrats even after harris has come on board. I don't think this means the immigrants are becoming citizens all of a sudden will be loading democrat this time around. Joe, you look great. Thank you, i dressed appropriately. I didn't show up in just a tshirt. I like the dress shirt and jacket combo. You look kind of like mark mark cuban. I am going to start with my talking points. What really bothers me about this is, if you think about it, the media has given a bad connotation to the word pounce. Pouncing is a good thing in my world. It was a basketball game, see joe pounce on that rebound? joe pounced on those free doughnuts. Joey banderas is single. Time for me to pounce. I don't understand why the media isn't pouncing on all of the horrible outcomes of the policies for bidenharris. They are the ones who should be pouncing. Instead, they propagate the statistics like unemployment goes down. People quit, they give up looking for work and quitting makes the statistics look good. Quitting shouldn't make you look good, except when i quit pouncing on all of those doughnuts. I apologize for making that reference. But we are leaving it in. You know it is interesting. What is amazing, if somebody calls me out for whatever i believe in as a conservative, i am like, okay but when you deal with the left, they say i don't believe that or they run screaming from the things they believe in or they try to redefine it or they call you a name for pointing it out. If you are talking about this, with the reshaping, it is very interesting. It is like looting duane reade on 14th street. It is amazing to me. The other countries are sending us their worst and they have admitted it. This is your new neighbor coming to let you know he is on a sex offender registry and your response is cool, do you want to babysit? so now they are all here to vote and we have to pretend they are not stealing. If you bring it up to anybody on that side, they get furious. They say it's not stolen and they admit that they brought in a bunch of people and gave them jobs and social security numbers. They call it reshaping. It sucks. Dana makes a great point. By the way, immigrants are way more conservative than the credits give them credit for. And they are way more racist. It is jarring. They are also racist against other emigrants. It is insane. You can have a cabdriver that rips another cabdriver based on race. Yes, he is throwing stuff you have never heard. I didn't even know that was a stereotype of guatemala. Katz, what say you? i am not a democrat. What i am about to say is not part of my plan to have a bunch of voters for the team i am not on. My view on immigration is simple. Anybody who is nonviolent who wants to contribute to our economy should be welcome to do so. I take the contribute to our economy part seriously. It is about the free stuff, when you give them the incentives to come, why would they not come and have the hotel room and everything else, when it comes to how they are, what they believe, i am for a free marketplace of ideas. Throw your own ideas out there. I am all about free markets, free ideas, but not free stuff. You want immigrants to come here for opportunity, not for free stuff. Most want opportunity, but what we are seeing is the free stuff and you can't blame them if they come here, if they are getting phones and hotel rooms at nice hotels that you can't even afford. Well whose fault is that? 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() it's a video of the day. Only trump had the balls to threaten housecalls. Our video of the day comes from sage steele, who interviewed wesley hunt and byron donald's and they shared one of the most amazing stories you are ever going to hear about trump. Watch this. My favorite president trump story. When we were negotiating with the taliban while he was the president, he wanted to get out of afghanistan on a conditionsbased withdrawal. You do what we tell you to do and we will pull troops back slowly as long as you abide by our rules. They were talking to taliban leadership in the room and they had one translator in the room. Trump said this. I want to leave afghanistan but it is going to be conditionsbased withdrawal. The translator said if you harm a hair on a single american, i am going to kill you. The translator goes and trump goes, tell him what i said. Reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the taliban's home and handed it to him. Got up and walked out of the room. Whenever you think of trump, he knew how to motivate people. Joe's most potent weapon is threatening to sit near you while downing a plate of prunes. When you hear that story, how can you not? it gives me tingles in my man parts. It goes back to the same thing. It comes down to, what is your choice? trump comes in, he does it. Here is the gangster part. Every man needs to have one of these in his life. When you put down the ultimatum and you know you don't have to wait for an answer. Here it is and walk out. The guy at the table is going 's advisor is like you tell me. This is your house, not mine. Or, wonder if you can help me out with something. I found this in my pocket. Is this my home? i am going to go with the other one. I had one of those moments, i had some appliance store and i said i don't like that type of handle, do you have something may be in beige. I actually don't believe you were that assertive. That must warm your heart, to see someone who cares about saving lives. The biden administration makes me so angry because admittedly, they wanted to hit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Literally, actually, people died for a symbolic victory, selfish, political reasons. That is so gross. Later, on our live chat, we make money off of that. Exactly. You are considered one of the experts in masculinity. Where on the spectrum of, one being, jamie tuten being joe mackie, where does that anecdote fall? that is an 8. 5, that is in your job tutorial range. Trump was great at dealing with foreign adversaries in his first term but the problem was, he dealt with domestic adversaries his first term by putting them in his cabinet. The good thing about trump is that when they messed up, he fired them. Joe biden did not fire anyone and when the disaster of the collapse of afghanistan happen, instead of apologizing and firing people, they sold it as an evacuation on the promise was and the problem was it wasn't supposed to be an evacuation. That is like saying the titanic was a success because they made a movie about it. You guys are going to go down, all right, in history. [appla