and i'm not making a urine joke, bill. >> we're filling the gold with a rosta banana. we've got to take a break. coming up, what is it like to be a handsome former cia agent? mike baker discusses his new book, you'll never know, you ugly jerks. fyi, i'm banging all of your old ladies. >> why would you do that? why would you call them old ladies. >> you're not going to be able to market that. >> talk to me before you write a book. >> will obama finally get around to closing gitmo? yes, but he's reopening it on a bigger island.