Frequently Asked Questions About This Location
Qus: 1).what is the mode of payment accepted ?
Ans: Cash , Credit Card and Wallets
Qus: 2).What are the hours of operation ?
Ans: Open all days mostly from 9:30 to 8:30 and exceptions on Sundays. Call them before going to the location.
Qus: 3).Do they have online website?
Ans: Yes . They do have. Online website is - Click Here
Qus: 4).What does the local business do?
Ans: FAQs
Q: Are you really Dorothy Parker?
A: No. Dorothy Parker died in 1967.
Q: Don't you think it's kind of weird for a dead writer to have a Facebook page?
A: Not really. There are lots of dead authors haunting Zuckerberg Manor.
Q: Why do you repeat quotes so often? It pisses me off.
A: Yeah, I get a lot of that. But it's a little difficult to get new quotes from a writer who's been dead for decades. I'm careful, though, not to repeat anything more than once a month.
Q: I could swear you repeat quotes more often than that.
A: You're wrong. Scroll through the page and see for yourself.
Q: On the other hand, I don't think I'm getting all your status updates in my news feed. Is that something you're doing on purpose?
A: No. It's some kind of fascist algorithm Facebook introduced to try to squeeze ad dollars out of long-suffering page administrators.
Q: How do you know Dorothy Parker actually said the things you attribute to her?
A: I researched her extensively for two books I've written. (They're fiction, but I wanted to be sure the stories were supported by facts.)
Q: What if I think you mistakenly attributed someone else's quote to Dorothy Parker?
A: Check your sources. If you can prove I made a mistake, by all means call me out on it. I'll hold out my hand for a sharp slap.
Q: What if I can't prove it but really enjoy feeling like I'm smarter than you?
A: I hear that Oscar Wilde is looking for new followers.
Qus: 5).What is the email of the business?
Ans: Email address is - ellen@ellenmeister.com