I Tried Retro Cosmopolitan Sex Tips So You Don’t Have To
If there is one thing that all students can universally agree on, it’s that sex is one of life’s greatest pleasures and priorities. Sex can be fun and exciting, or icky and underwhelming. One source of information which has always offered a wide range of sex advice is the sex tips column in Cosmopolitian magazine. But do they actually work? Are they effective? Is it a placebo? Or is it just bad journalism? My questions and ‘thirst’ for investigation got the better of me. So I did it: I tried Cosmo’s sex tips so you don’t have to.
GRFT101 Is The First Ever Tertiary-Level Grifting Course
Otago Universe-City LTD has released a new product to the North Dunedin market. The limited liability company said in a press release that it was “excited” and “thrilled” to be offering the southern hemisphere’s first class on grifting as a first step in establishing the prestigious and long awaited Otago Buinesslike School.
GRFT101: Remarkable Rackets is expected to cover an “introduction to tricks and techniques of grift”, although the school’s founding coordinator, Jeff Fields says the class is suitable for “all and any fee-paying students … from the absolute novice to the journeyman, there’s bound to be something for everyone”.
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How to Home Alone Your Flat: Prevent burglars with these tips from a psychopathic kid
Flat break-ins in North Dunedin are almost more common than chlamydia. Insurance is expensive and when landlords don’t pay for basic kitchen repairs, they sure as shit aren’t going to pay for any decent home security system. So what can you do to prevent burglars taking your most prized possessions (AKA a giant bong and a Macbook with a fucked up screen)?
You can adopt the techniques of Kevin in the 1990 hit holiday movie
Home Alone. Like you, Kevin is just a kid in a house living by himself, but unlike you, he is resourceful and willing to kill his enemies in order to protect his house. I have adjusted his techniques for the particular needs and resources available to your average flatter in Dunedin. I am not sure whether any of this is legal, because Kevin was a little psycho. However, it makes sense that if someone is trying to take your stuff you have the right to seriously maim them rat
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Otago students will be targeted for drink driving in a new police campaign, the Campus Cop has warned. This is a big PSA that there will be more breathalyser stops on the streets around campus, starting from Re-O Week.
The new campaign will see cop stops with breathalysers stationed around North Dunedin at all times of day. It is likely to start in Re-O Week, beginning on 12 July. The campaign is specifically aimed at reducing excess breath alcohol (drink driving) cases among Otago students, according to Campus Cop John Woodhouse.
The new campaign will specifically target the times of 5am to 2pm, but there will be more frequent breathalyser tests outside of those hours too. “It could be any time,” Woodhouse said.