It’s not me, it’s men. It was the final straw. Sat Nav man stood me up. My ex ex turned up and swiftly criticised my new, longer hair. There I was, in a designer dress, painful heels, an even more painful thong, and I realised, as I asked for the bill, that this would be the last time I will ever pay a man to keep me company. They are not worthy.
I am interesting. I’m funny. I have millions of anecdotes about a career spent going to the Oscars, Westminster and royal weddings. I have passions. I’m well read. I have nice feet. Who can Sat Nav man – who, let’s be frank, led me on – possibly have lined up in the wings to replace me? Keira bleeding Knightley?
Love Island is the fearless youth I wish I d had dailymail.co.uk - get the latest breaking news, showbiz & celebrity photos, sport news & rumours, viral videos and top stories from dailymail.co.uk Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday newspapers.
You ve got to hand it to me. Cambridge Man stands me up, despite the fact I spent over £500 on trains, a hotel and spa treatments, and I have a replacement date in less than 30 minutes.
18th annual Daryle Unger & Peanut Memorial Kids Fishing Derby a huge success highlandcountypress.com - get the latest breaking news, showbiz & celebrity photos, sport news & rumours, viral videos and top stories from highlandcountypress.com Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday newspapers.
Biggest fishing derby yet
By Angela Shepherd - For The Times-Gazette
Jim Jones, the longtime organizer of an annual kids’ fishing derby at Mitchell Park in Greenfield, is pictured speaking to council members at their meeting Tuesday. Jones and his wife, Liz, along with many others who supported the event, turned out to give gratitude to everyone that helped make the derby a success. Council members pictured (l-r) are Kyle Barr, Eric Borsini, Phil Clyburn, Brenda Losey and Amie Ernst.
Photo by Angela Shepherd
Photo by Angela Shepherd
Photo by Angela Shepherd
A group comprising leaders across Highland County has been formed to address workforce problems that have long plagued the area, it was reported at Tuesday’s Greenfield Village Council meeting.