Hello all, and welcome to Biden’s America!
This report produced by Joseph Park.
We are informed that The Ascension has returned! Wait. No, that can’t be right. Ah, theyre having a ceremony of the title being risen.
We are also informed that Bray is taking a field trip to the Thunderdome, which would matter if they didn’t show us just a couple of months ago that Firefly Funhouse is filmed…in the Thunderdome. Idiots.
Miz is in the middle of the ring for some story time.
Miz wants to read us “The Nightmare Before TLC.”
AJ is in the ring, and asks for the spotlight to be placed on his friend, but Miz snaps and it goes off. Miz continues his horrible poetry and the spotlight shows Morrison dressed as Mel Gibson dressed as William Wallace
Hello all, and welcome to Biden’s America!
This report produced by Joseph Park.
We are informed that The Ascension has returned! Wait. No, that can’t be right. Ah, theyre having a ceremony of the title being risen.
We are also informed that Bray is taking a field trip to the Thunderdome, which would matter if they didn’t show us just a couple of months ago that Firefly Funhouse is filmed…in the Thunderdome. Idiots.
Miz is in the middle of the ring for some story time.
Miz wants to read us “The Nightmare Before TLC.”
AJ is in the ring, and asks for the spotlight to be placed on his friend, but Miz snaps and it goes off. Miz continues his horrible poetry and the spotlight shows Morrison dressed as Mel Gibson dressed as William Wallace
Ed. Note: Hey folks, Jeremy here! Don’t forget, we’ll have LIVE post-show analysis of tonight’s Dynamite from Andy Perez and Tony Acero on Dissecting Dynamite! You can set a reminder below, or watch right after Dynamite goes off the air. Enjoy tonight’s show!
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We start the show hot with The Young Bucks. They call out their opponents tonight, then inform us that they haven’t spoken to Kenny all week.
Match 1: TH2 vs The Young Bucks
Angelico and Evans attack The Bucks while they make their entrance. The Bucks make short work of the heelish ways dropkicking the team outside, then hopping over the ropes, being pulled down, smacking their faces into the apron, then whipped into one another, only to do a do-see-do and hit stereo spears! Matt in the ring, and he flies through the ropes with a dropkick, then Nick follows up with a dive over the top rope, landing on TH2. We finally get some semblance of order with Nick and Angelico in