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Punch Newspapers Sections Tunde Odesola Published 4:56 am I laughed upon remembering Chief Zebrudaya Okoroigwe Nwogbo alias 4:30, and a proverb came to mind: “If death are strike dead the slow-motion chameleon with reckless abandon, why shall it not quench the jumpy-jumpy frog with instant automatic alacrity? Tell me!” Chief Zebrudaya, the patriarch of Nigeria’s funniest English sitcom, New Masquerade, didn’t vocalise the above-written proverb, that’s my inexpert creation. If he verbalised the proverb, Zebby, as his beautiful wife, Ovularia, lovingly calls him, would crack up viewers with his bombast while the funniest clowns in the history of clowning, Giringory Akabogu and Clarus, would burst out from the kitchen dragging an empty pot of soup between them and arguing over who owns Nigeria, cows or citizens.

Abuja federal capital territoryZebrudaya okoroigwe nwogboMuhammadu buhariTunde odesolaJean pierre adamsGoodluck jonathanGiringory akaboguDanladi umarGernot rohrNigerian national petroleum corporationNational leader of the all progressives congressFinancial crimes commissionChief zebrudaya okoroigwe nwogboNew masqueradeNational leaderAll progressives congress