Consistently wrong since 2002
You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.
It’s not even safe to go out and pick up 2 days worth of poop anymore.
There’s some extremely good trouble headed their way.
If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!
They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.
I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
I’m only here for the duck photos.
You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.