Look at that 37-year-old five-year-old daughter!
And a video because I AM NICE.
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Goodbye! Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
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Donna Rose and Tallulah, CATGIRLS!
And you may have another, but this one isn t catgirls, it is regular girls, in 1979 BLUE EYESHADOW, because your comrade Callyson bought me a Sephora gift card, and I spent it all on so much eyeshadow.
Donna Rose and Tallulah, GORGEOUS!
Good job girls, thank you!
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Rebecca SchoenkopfJanuary 02, 2021 11:00 AM
Coat pants boot gloves by mama, if by by you mean stolen from
Who feels better already? YOU TOO? Yay! Mama, who is holding down this couch just in case something happens to gravity, is taking
up to 30 minutes, but probably more like 25, away from her much-needed sloth to bring you this week s top 10 stories as chosen by a vette of Barbies. That s how much I love you!
Ready? STORIES!