Workers at the Arizona recount are looking into an absurd theory that some 40,000 Biden ballots actually contain Chinese bamboo fibers. They believe signs of the fibers would prove that the ballots actually came from Asia.
Continued good news.
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So now it s bamboo in the ballots? Are there are any limits to the Senate s audit lunacy? Laurie Roberts, Arizona Republic
This just in: A crack team of Arizona’s Senate auditors are scouring the southwestern United States in search of a panda bear last seen smuggling Biden ballots into Maricopa County HQ on election night.
OK, so I’m exaggerating. A little.
But it’s not far off from the present absurdity now underway at Veterans Memorial Coliseum where intrepid investigators – having been unsuccessful in their search for Trump’s secret watermarks on ballots – are now on the hunt for traces of bamboo in ballots.
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It would be almost impressive how limitless the GOP s capacity for the absurd is. If, that would be, their achieving their absurd goals didn t foretell the end of democracy.
Today s madness arrives via the Arizona audit (again,) where we learn one of the things the Florida GOP is spending money on is searching for 40,000 fraudulent ballots they believe were flown in from Southeast Asia. How are these crackerjack detectives to find the fake votes planted by the stealthy Asians? How else? The auditors are looking for
(dun dun DUN)
I kid you not.
Lt. ColumboJohn Brakey, on investigating the crime of election fraud in Arizona.