It s pretty simple, said the lovely young assistant. He ll give you instructions as you go.
I was doing my due diligence Friday evening on what to expect when the moment came for magician John Kaplan to saw me in half on stage at Calvary Community Church during a performance to raise funds for the Kamloops Pipe Band. Just make sure to keep your elbows bent and your arms out of the way. Or I lose em, I nodded in understanding. No, but they might get crushed. She wasn t smiling. Crushed, I said. Well, probably not, she said, thinking it over. But it might hurt a little. She still wasn t smiling.