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Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms.
Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things.
My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I m never correcting him. A Bearer Of Dad News ✊ (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020
4 has been carrying a small notebook around all day. She opens it, writes small scribbles and quickly closes it back up.
Parenting twins may mean double the love, but it’s also double the chaos.
At least, the twin parents of Twitter seem to think so. They’ve shared glimpses in to their lives with multiples, from competitive moments to double-teaming scheming.
Below, we’ve rounded up 24 funny and relatable tweets about having twins ― from parents and from those who don’t envy their challenges.
I could really use some carbon paper for all these goddamn forms I have to fill out twice. #twins Christina Evans (@cakevans) September 2, 2014
My boy twin has speech delay and it can be difficult to understand him so I ask his twin sister what he’s saying and she never has a clue either so that whole twin connection thing is a fucking sham I want my money back MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 1, 2020
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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you. Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018
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