How fun would it be to have New Jersey-themed Olympic events, that gave those of us unathletic yet competitive people out there a shot at winning something? Think about it - instead of doing difficult feats like running, gymnastics, and archery, you could instead compete in things you know you re good at - like merging lanes in traffic, debating whether it s Pork Roll or Taylor Ham, and more.
Keep scrolling to check out the full list of hysterical fake New Jersey-themed Olympic events!
If the Olympics had NJ Themed Events, They d Look Like This
Instead of archery, swimming, and gymnastics, you d have things like Pork Roll vs Taylor Ham debating, merging, and more!
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