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Oh deer.
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NSW has had many COVID-19 updates over the last few days, but none have been quite as wild and captivating as the tale of the two naked dudes, a deer, and the $1000 rescue operation.
Oh, you’ve not heard about the two guys with their dicks out on a South Coast beach? Well, buckle in.
While doing the daily coronavirus update, police commissioner Mick Fuller casually told a story about two naked sunbathers getting scared by a lone deer and getting lost in the Royal National Park at Otford. Naked and afraid, at 6pm the two nude men called for police and SES assistance to be rescued, which is how we know this baffling tale.
Naked Subathers Copped $1,000 Lockdown Fines In NSW After Being Spooked By A Deer
Stewart Perrie
5:14, 28 June 2021 BST
The New South Wales Police Commissioner has called out two men who were fined over the weekend for breaking lockdown restrictions.
Sydney residents were told on Saturday (June 26) they had to stay at home unless they had to complete a necessary task like grocery shopping or exercise.
So you can imagine authorities being fairly annoyed with two blokes who ditched the health advice and went sun baking on a beach on the NSW South Coast.
But the circumstances of how they managed to be caught are purely outrageous.
A man who crashed the NSW coronavirus update press conference today in Sydney will be fined.(9News)
Officers moved in to detain the man as he approached the Commissioner, who warned him, Don t come near me .
He was escorted away by officers, but could be heard continuing to shout at Commissioner Fuller, who later resumed the media conference, joking that it was another $1000 fine .
The Commissioner warned him don t come near me before NSW Police removed the man.(9News)
This afternoon the man was told he would be handed that $1000 fine after NSW Police deemed interrupting a press conference was not a reasonable excuse to leave home .
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