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  MYSELF: In what sense? where’s the punchline? READER: Well how can it be a joke? MYSELF:  It’s not, it’s a reproduction of a joke. CATSHOT Police were called to a house in Lower Piddinghoe after an elderly couple reported being shot at by their pet cat Ozwald. A police armed response unit which sped to the scene discovered Mr & Mrs Ivor Stipinsky cowering behind a bush in their front garden. The suspect eventually surrendered after a trained hostage negotiater spent two hours establishing a rapport with the cat through a rolled up piece of cardboard. “We’d just returned from an afternoon’s dogging when the first shot whistled over our heads as we walked up the drive” a sobbing Mrs Stipinsky, told our reporter; “so we instinctively dived under the wysteria. We are baffled. Ozwald has always been as good as gold, but has recently taken to staying out until all hours, sometimes not returning until the following morning.”

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