Remember this. Its the stupid ones that have the most fun. Oh, right. Ive had enough trouble today without any of your funny jokes. [jim ill just throw those in for free. Theres the mail. Doesnt anyone bring in the mail anymore . Who has the time . By the time ive finished the dishes and picked up after all of you, and repaired the vacuum cleaner which broke again today incidentally. Oh, oh, no. Whats so funny . [margaret] well, isnt this a laugh . In fact, its the first laugh ive had all day. Whats the big laugh . Hi, father. Hello, princess. Listen. Dear margaret, as you know the longawaited moment has arrived for us to plunge into the building of our cherished project, the half Million Dollar childrens clinic. Oh, so your Womens League finally got the money together to build a clinic, huh . [margaret] finally. Good. Our Building Committee met this afternoon and this is to inform you, margaret, that you have been selected as general chairman of the building program. General chairman
Fred orman. Fred orman . I dont want that square hanging around here. Emily trabert. [bud] a girl . No, mom, thats even worse. Robert waters. This tutor jazz is out, mom. Alice krout. Ill work hard. Nelda freemont violin music audience laughs what was that last name . Nelda freemont. Know her . I dont know. I may have seen her once or twice. Ive been thinking. Maybe i do need a tutor. audience laughs of course you do, bud. And the dean said you should do something about this before its too late. Oh yeah, well hes right. So ill, ill submit to it. Lets see, i. Well, i guess any of those cats will do. You might try that nelda person there. audience laughs all right, ill call the dean right now and have him make the arrangements. Wed better start this tonight if possible. While youre in a cooperative mood. audience laughs whats all this . Wilmer and i are studying in the den. Oh chuckles . Oh. cheery music audience laughs jim laughs how come hes so happy over this tutor idea . Or do you su
Yeah. Ah, whered you get the apples . Uh. Ive got a friend. Well, i didnt give them to you. It must have been carol, huh . Uh im glad you two are getting along better. Well, were both blondes, you know. Have an apple, buddy boy. Well, thanks, ed. Thats, thats very generous of you. Easy come, easy go. Yeah, thats true. Ooh, very refreshing. If you want an apple, weve got a whole basketful. That was a whole tree full. These apples came from my tree. Roger addison, are you accusing my wife of stealing your apples . Not your wife, wilbur post, but ill give you a hint. If the thief doesnt stop, im going to break all the pencils on his desk. Now, why would i take your apples . Look hes eating one now oh now look, roger so, uh, carol gave you the apples, huh . Now, you said that, not me. Roger thinks i took the apples, and you know you did. I wouldnt blame you if you never spoke to that man again. All right, ed, lets have the truth. Well, uh, uh, eh well . Dont rush me. It isnt easy to make u
A dollar a share, that cheap . Yeah, its a brand new company, the price hasnt had a chance to go up, yet. What company is it . Blue hill copper corporation. Now this guy burdick, hes the president and he told me that as soon as they get the mine started, in about a week the price is going to skyrocket. Now, theyre trying to keep the whole thing a secret, but blue Hill Corporation owns a whole mountain of copper ore. So, when they get going its going to be the biggest Copper Mining company in the whole world wow. So, you can see why i need the fifty bucks. Say, what about the fifty for the stuff . Oh, ive changed my mind. Why . Im gonna buy some of that stock. audience laughs eddie, eddie, we made a deal, you cant back out now why cant i, i didnt sign anything. Youll never get a chance like this again. Ill survive. No, wait eddie you oughta change your mind. All this stuff for only 50. Its going, going, going. Im gone audience laughs ill throw in my fishing rod, my record player. [marga
Wheel grinding you got a ticket or i miss my gas. Hear that . No, no, hes not after me. I checked and nobody was trailing me. Thats what you thought the last time. Yeah. One more ticket and theyll suspend my drivers license. police siren you know, betty, if he shows up you talk to him. Maybe you can think of a better excuse. Im gonna just. [betty] hey wait a minute. Come back here. What do you want me to do . Tell him my brother has a bad taste of jitter and im gonna take care of the ticket for you . Would you do that for me . [betty] what . I wouldnt want to lose my license. If dad finds out hell ground me and take the car away. [betty] thats your own fault. I cant save you. Yes, you can. What if you let him think you were driving . Me . Oh, no [bud] you just offered to help. You practically promised. I did no such thing. Yes, you did you said, tell me what to do. Okay, you can save my life. Bud, ive never have a traffic ticket. Well, so youll get off real easy. [betty] no just probab