[ cheers and applause steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests Chelsea Handler, senator Bernie Sanders musical guest the war on drugs and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thats your fault, yeah oh my goodness oh, hey. Thank you very much, everyone. Thank you. On a friday thats some friday love right there. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, everyone is still talking about last nights president ial debate. But based on the early ratings, it had about 7 million fewer viewers than the first one its not that 7 Million People chose not to watch, its that after the first debate they left the country [ laughter ] but based on some snap polls, trump won the debate by 98 to 2 thats according to the fair polling site guntotingeagle. Com. [ laughter ] but this is interestin
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