Just when you thought Cage couldn’t get any more apathetic about a role, he pops up in this lazy, boring retread of Insidious that even his most diehard fans should ignore.
My friend Sophie Martin, who I’ve been talking to about the game, brought up a joke suggestion from the fandom with Laura Bailey, who played Abby in
The Last of Us Part II. And also suggested Tatiana Maslany, who I would love to see take on Tess. But as you can see, there is a wide range of actresses that people would love to see play Tess.
My personal favorites are Lena Headey.
And then Stephanie Beatriz.
What’s great about Tess in the game is that she’s never really questioned about her strength. When we meet her, she rolls up to Joel’s apartment to meet with him and the two embark on finding Robert only to have Marlene (who I want to be played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw) ask them to smuggle something out of the city. “Something” is a little vague because it’s actually a 14-year-old girl named Ellie who is “infected” with the parasite that is turning those around them into zombie-like beings. But Ellie was bitten three weeks ago and hasn’t turned, despite everyone