Dead flat to start the morning but you never know, of course, where it is going to end up and thats why you have to watch every minute. I promise. Take a look at this. The nasdaq in record territory, fueled of course by big tech and for those of you who wonder why we talk about these stocks so much, here is why. They are all going to open at record highs, starting with amazon. Today will make six days in a row that it has hit an alltime high. Apple at 384 bucks, that stock up 40 in a month. Microsoft, 215. That stock is up 25 in a month. Facebook also continues to surge, despite an ad boycott and negative pushback from civil rights groups. Netflix, clear lockdown winner and its been said on this program that we are indeed entering the golden age of streaming. We will talk about all of these stocks and more, tech winners throughout the program. They are remarkable. Its going to be a big day at the Supreme Court. It is the last day of the term and a decision on whether to release the pre
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Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes james mcavoy stephen king and musical guest Vampire Weekend featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi there beautiful tell him. Hey how are you . Happy wednesday. Happy wednesday. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thankses, everybody. Thanks very much. cheers and applause thank you, sir. Please, have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is a solemn day here in new york and around the country. Of course, its the anniversary of 9 11. Everyone remembers that day. We saw the news and all felt that pain. Everyone commemorates it in their own way. You can feel the heaviness of the day without anything being said. Because its an emotional day, in an emotional year, in an emotional decade, in an emotional century, i thoug
Was, quote, treated like a rock star. Specifically jackson maine when he pissed himself at the grammys. [ laughter ] a local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the el paso shooting said one doctor, thats very interesting, have i shown you our psych ward . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden said during a speech today that, quote, half of winning is showing up. The other half is obama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause after sparking outrage by claiming on his show that the rise of White Supremacy is a hoax, fox news host Tucker Carlson announced last night that he will be taking a vacation and man, is he going to be upset when he finds out whos sitting in for him [ laughter ] president ial hopeful andrew yang has qualified for the next two democratic primary debates while john delaney has qualified to save 15 on his Car Insurance .