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With the announcement this past week that
Volkswagen was to embrace the electric era by changing the corporate name to Voltswagen, the Spy decided to research the matter of pending corporate name changes and related issues. He made some fascinating discoveries.
And, in an exclusive to this intrepid reporter comes word on internal debates at Apple between those who want to embrace the current name and are trying to sell the slogan “An Apple a day keeps MS away,” and opponents who not only feel that trivializes a vulnerable population but also point out that the fruit de jour seems dictates a change to “Avocado Corp.” instead. Apparently the sides have arrived at an impasse.