i guess i need a metal makeover more than i thought. the first is wardrobe and we have taken care of that. what else do you have for me? to be a gold metal warrior, you need real hair body and shine. we need to put this on. feel free to gross this out as much as you want. okay. this feels good. now keep it on when you start to thrash. metal. try moving back in with your parents. done. break up with your girlfriend. don t have one. use extreme language like what a thrashin concert. something like top notch or, here s your hat, what s your hurry? or that band is a gym dandy. not metal. let me try it myself. a tisket a tasket a little