Duck dynasty. [ light laughter ] or as thats known in louisiana, fashion week. [ laughter ] at an event yesterday to honor President Trumps 150th judicial appointment, senator Lindsey Graham said Supreme Court Justice Brett kavanaugh, quote, lived a life we should all be proud of. [ laughter ] seriously . Kavanaugh didnt even lead a life he remembers. [ laughter ] whoa, why am i wearing this robe . [ laughter ] republican lawmakers in oklahoma introduced a new bill on tuesday to designate a section of route 66 as the president donald j. Trump highway. The way it works is men can hit 73, but women cant go above 50 [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein while fundraising for his foundation. Adding, but if its any consolation, i killed him. [ laughter and applause thats right, bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Gates realized his mista
Help. [ light laughter ] im kidding. He turned into a bat and flew into a window. [ laughter and applause really you subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani for documents . Does this look like a man who keeps all of his documents organized . [ laughter ] his office probably looks like the first half of a hoarders episode. [ light laughter ] he probably already lost the subpoena you just served him [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi told democrats yesterday that their tone around the impeachment inquiry must be, quote, prayerful, respectful, solemn, worthy of the constitution. While President Trump told republicans their tone must be divorced dad at his sons Little League game. [ laughter and applause in a new interview with people magazine, Hillary Clinton called President Trump a, quote, corrupt human tornado. I mean thats going a little far. Human . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump President Trump tweeted a quote from a fox news contributer yesterday claiming that removing hi
Mlb Network Analysts sean casey and Ryan Dempster, an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with andy hurley. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. When asked in a new interview how he would like to be remembered, President Biden said, quote, i hope my legacy was that i was honest, straightforward, and did what i said. In that case, i would say, dont fall off any more bikes. [ laughter ] the Arizona Supreme Court ruled yesterday that a law from 1864 that criminalizes abortion is still enforceable. 1864 . Was anybody even there yet . [ light laughter ] was this their first law after dont shoot the piano player . [ laughter ] President Bidens former white house chief of staff ron klain said yesterday that biden does quote two or three events a week where hes cutting a ribbon on a bridge. Yeah, he should really stop doing that because ribbons a
Seriously, im more excited than a Guy Seeing Beetlejuice with lauren boebert. Im more excited than a jets fan during the first three plays of the season. Youve got to be kidding me in case youve forgotten, im jimmy. Ive been off the air five months. Weve been gone so long. Weve been gone so long, the bachelor is now a grandfather. Its been a long time since our last late show. We looked at the calendar today, and check my math on this, i believe we have been off the air for 154 indictments. A look at some of the late night shows which returned to tv for the first time in five months. We have a lot to get to this morning, including a recap of day one in Donald Trumps Civil Fraud Trial in New York City. Part of that is the Punishment Phase. Well tell you about the moment that seemed to enrage the former president. Also ahead, the latest on Kevin Mccarthys Speakership Battle as a far right Republican Forces a vote in the house to decide his fate, whether he keeps his job as speaker or whe
Fallout. Members of speaker mccarthys party threatening to oust him. Relying on democrats to avoid a shutdown. Now delayed until just before thanksgiving. Desperate search. Authorities in new york state looking for a 9yearold girl who vanished while biking during a weekend camping trip with her family. New strike . What would be the Largest Health care strike in u. S. History is now looming. 75,000 employees in five states are threatening to walk off the job this week. Student loan payments resume after a threeyear pause. Tens of millions of americans have to start paying again. How some borrowers can still get some relief. Close call. The nascar crew member slammed by his own driver and somehow walking away from the incident. Hes telling his story to gma this morning. Together in pink. Were kicking off Breast Cancer Awareness Month looking at the latest in cutting edge detection and treatment, shining a light on the growing number of young women being diagnosed and celebrating and thr