How did you get that so wrong . I was intocks dated. Stephen but sunday, when you told that story to billy bush, it was hours after the incident. I was still intoxicated. Stephen okay. But then on wednesday, you told matt lauer again you were robbed. That was another three days later. I was very intocks dated. Stephen ryan, are you intoxicated right now . laughter any reaction at all . Let me ask you this, ryan, do you know what a gun is . I cant answer that. Stephen is this a gun to you . I dont know at all. Stephen now, there is talk about banning you from swimming over this. Lets say youre given a second chance. Describe for me, describe for the audience the ryan lochte we can expect to see at the olympics in tokyo in 2020. Intockintoxicated. Stephen a its the late show with Stephen Colbert, amy schumer, Omari Hardwick, Michaela Watkins, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, the late show in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs
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