But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white house the chief of staff, john kelley, is reportedly asking people who work at the white house whether or not theyre planning to stay on the job
I dreamed about you last night. Thats very nice. I have did say, im excited. I had a big day. I hosted hq trivia today. You play hq on your phone, youre aware of it . [ cheers and applause ] if you dont know, hq is a trivia app founded by a pair of developers who wanted to answer a relatively simple question which was, how can we make 500,000 people feel stupid all at the same time . [ laughter ] if youve ever seen a group of people gathered around a phone at exactly 3 00 yelling genghis khan, its genghis khan youve seen people playing hq. I hosted today and it was fun. I read the questions, i gave the answers. You feel a lot smart where you already know the answers. I felt like alex trebek today. Thanks to hq for letting me do that. Guillermo and cousin sal and i introduced the game. We played with my aunt chippy today. Later on well show you how that went. Didnt go that well to be honest with you. President trump tomorrow will do what 9 million lowincome American Kids soon wont be ry
Youre aware of it . [ cheers and applause ] if you dont know, hq is a trivia app founded by a pair of developers who wanted to answer a relatively simple question which was, how can we make 500,000 people feel stupid all at the same time . [ laughter ] if youve ever seen a group of people gathered around a phone at exactly 3 00 yelling genghis khan, its genghis khan youve seen people playing hq. I hosted today and it was fun. I read the questions, i gave the answers. You feel a lot smart where you already know the answers. I felt like alex trebek today. Thanks to hq for letting me do that. Guillermo and cousin sal and i introduced the game. We played with my aunt chippy today. Later on well show you how that went. Didnt go that well to be honest with you. President trump tomorrow will do what 9 million lowincome American Kids soon wont be able to do thanks to his friends paul ryan and mitch mcconnell, he will get a checkup, his first annual checkup since taking office. And may god have
You play hq on your phone, youre aware of it . [ cheers and applause ] if you dont know, hq is a trivia app founded by a pair of developers who wanted to answer a relatively simple question which was, how can we make 500,000 people feel stupid all at the same time . [ laughter ] if youve ever seen a group of people gathered around a phone at exactly 3 00 yelling genghis khan, its genghis khan youve seen people playing hq. I hosted today and it was fun. I read the questions, i gave the answers. You feel a lot smart where you already know the answers. I felt like alex trebek today. Thanks to hq for letting me do that. Guillermo and cousin sal and i introduced the game. We played with my aunt chippy today. Later on well show you how that went. Didnt go that well to be honest with you. President trump tomorrow will do what 9 million lowincome American Kids soon wont be able to do thanks to his friends paul ryan and mitch mcconnell, he will get a checkup, his first annual checkup since taki
I had a situation where i was a very excellent student, came out, made billions and billions of dollars, became one of the top business people. Went to television and for ten years was a tremendous success as you probably have heard. Ran for president one time and won. And then i hear this guy that does not know me, doesnt know me at all. By the way, did not interview me for three he said he interviewed me for three hours in the white house. It didnt exist, okay . Its in his imagination. Theres a lot to read into there. So in addition to his mental stability, trumps schedule is now being questioned. His daily schedule. Hes been reportedly rolling into the oval office at around 11 00 a. M. And heading out at 4 15 p. M. Its reassuring the president of the United States has the same hours as a venice beach skateboard shop. So this is his daily routine. It goes executive time. Thats what they call his time in the morning watching tv and tweeting. Then office time. Then potty time. Then tan