Announcement its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks thats nice. Weve been on the road for the past week. Its great to be back home. Speaking of traveling, donald trump donald trump is on a trip to a very hostile region new york city. cheers and applause hes hes applause they love a hometown boy. Hes in town because this morning, he gave his First Official address at i want to say, Starfleet Academy . laughter radical klingon extremists. They violated the neutral zone. We had no choice. Of course, the president gave us a preview of his u. N. Speech yesterday, telling reporters he plans to make the United Nations grea
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Were, like, adorable little navy seals. But im not feeling that adorable right now. Stephen why . Because i did the thing with the cereal and the cookies . I took an oath to be courteous and cheerful, and i try by god, i try. But when i see our thin mints degraded like this, i just to mend it stephen fine i just love your cookies so much i wanted to try your cookie cereal, but ill just wait ill wait till january, okay . Just dont hurt me shes crazy youre crazy im scared. You know what . Im not going to let her tell me what to do. Im going to eat this cereal right out of the trash can. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes Mary Louise Parker. Pusha t. And musical guest the Record Company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey hey, everybody welcome to the late show. cheers and applause oh . . Thanks, everybody thank you so much welcom
Were, like, adorable little navy seals. But im not feeling that adorable right now. Stephen why . Because i did the thing with the cereal and the cookies . I took an oath to be courteous and cheerful, and i try by god, i try. But when i see our thin mints degraded like this, i just to mend it stephen fine i just love your cookies so much i wanted to try your cookie cereal, but ill just wait ill wait till january, okay . Just dont hurt me shes crazy youre crazy im scared. You know what . Im not going to let her tell me what to do. Im going to eat this cereal right out of the trash can. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes Mary Louise Parker. Pusha t. And musical guest the Record Company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey hey, everybody welcome to the late show. cheers and applause oh . . Thanks, everybody thank you so much welcom
Were, like, adorable little navy seals. But im not feeling that adorable right now. Stephen why . Because i did the thing with the cereal and the cookies . I took an oath to be courteous and cheerful, and i try by god, i try. But when i see our thin mints degraded like this, i just to mend it stephen fine i just love your cookies so much i wanted to try your cookie cereal, but ill just wait ill wait till january, okay . Just dont hurt me shes crazy youre crazy im scared. You know what . Im not going to let her tell me what to do. Im going to eat this cereal right out of the trash can. Show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes Mary Louise Parker. Pusha t. And musical guest the Record Company. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey hey, everybody welcome to the late show. cheers and applause oh . . Thanks, everybody thank you so much welcome to the late show hey,